Hayabusa Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 seriously im almost over this scene right now shit is so wack. seeing all these wanna be pencil neck dickholes trying to be dope and shit. altho i do like the hos, this shit is getting tiresome. while i did have fun Oontzing it up last night, what happened at the end licked balls. basically i found a $20 on the floor while waiting in line for the coat check and to bounce the fuck outta there. (smashed) So im like dope, a 20, thats like half my bill for tonight yay. i pick that shit up and im stoked. next thing i know, some fucking bouncer dude comes up to me saying soemthing like, yo i saw what u just did, u cant be doing that shit, picking up ppls money like that etc. me being confused as fuck and drunk im like w/e bro, and i just give it to em, not wanting any beef with the club security team. booooooooooo fuck you for taking my 20, i hope it goes a long way, bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I remember the club scene. Lots of BS like that. I remember watching those meathead dudes throwing drunk dudes down flights of stairs and shit. Yeah, you're tough...Your twice his size and he can barely stand on his own. "High five bro!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 guaranteed that bouncer tucked that 20 into his pocket after you left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 i KNOW he did. motherfucker was an asshole i even jokingly said to him "you're sharp" when i got to his post, and the dude didnt even smile like fuck off with your shit buddy at least i didnt tip any of em fuckers but i guess i did, since he got my 20 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 a nice beer mug to the dome for those fuckwads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59north Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 poppin bottles poppin collars. 5 course meals- tailored coats. living it why you seein it. Homie dont sweat twenty. Good times aka i close the tab up in v i p your flashy boy couldnt pay...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 There goes the neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 im the guy that gets thrown down the 25set of stairs. i lost my keys once from getting thrown down stairs, so i slept outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 If you really want to be a dick about this, here's how. I assure you that it works, too. Go back to the club, and tell them that you got into it with one of the bouncers after you dropped a twenty on the floor...and that he basically strongarmed you out of it. Make a REALLY BIG STINK about it. Tell them that you have connections with one of the free weeekly newspapers in your town, and that you'll stop at NOTHING to let people know what kind of clip joint they are running. I bet you dollars to doughnuts that they fire him and comp you. You probably aren't the first person who has complained about him. It's your word against his, and clubs spend a LOT of money on promotion. They'll go a long way to keep something like this hushed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 man shai that sounds super tempting but it was only a 20 and i got plenty of money id do it out of spite tho i mean if the dude was like happy and shit, and chill, i wouldnt have cared either way but for real fuck this scene also i think im still drunk...and its 9:30am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59north Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 yall either get paid like 15 an hour or something to sweat that cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 dude who the fuck wouldnt sweat a free 20 bill? are u nuts thats the most free money ive ever found usually u get lucky if its like a buck but 20? man forget about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I could take them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Yeah, you have to have a real mean streak to try to get him canned, but he fucked with you first. I figure bouncers have discretion over who to call out on what, so they can afford to be cool especially when they see something like that happen. If he caught you rifling a wallet you picked up off of the floor, that's different. But, he sounds like a jerk that shouldn't be in a position of authority. If he's going to get that salty over a twenty, then what happens if some drunk guy is trying to holler at some girl that he likes? One of my old roommates was a bouncer...if I see him sometime soon, I'll see what he thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 That's crap. I would've been finders keepers dude, but you know the meathead needed that $20 so he can ebay another Affliction tee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 If you really want to be a dick about this, here's how. I assure you that it works, too. Go back to the club, and tell them that you got into it with one of the bouncers after you dropped a twenty on the floor...and that he basically strongarmed you out of it. Make a REALLY BIG STINK about it. Tell them that you have connections with one of the free weeekly newspapers in your town, and that you'll stop at NOTHING to let people know what kind of clip joint they are running. I bet you dollars to doughnuts that they fire him and comp you. You probably aren't the first person who has complained about him. It's your word against his, and clubs spend a LOT of money on promotion. They'll go a long way to keep something like this hushed up. I bounce, and if anyone ever complained to management about anything like this they'd laugh in their face. 95 percent of the people that go clubbing are collar popping pieces of shit, that's why a lot of bouncers have such disdain for the customers. Yea, it's whack dude took your 20 bucks, but it wasn't really your 20 dollars anyways. So it's not a huge deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 he went out of his way to come to me too, he was way down the line i was not really in a position to move either, we were pretty much herded into a line, so there was no escape, not like i could just run out or anything...but word its shitty on the flipside, there are some places ive gone to with exceptional bouncers who are actually cool and you know, talk to people.. PS ASS you;re right im not too sore about it. i gave it to him no problem. i figured i didnt have it to begin with so whatever, no skin off my back i could care less in the grand scheme of things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 seriously im almost over this scene right now shit is so wack. seeing all these wanna be pencil neck dickholes trying to be dope and shit. altho i do like the hos, this shit is getting tiresome. while i did have fun Oontzing it up last night, what happened at the end licked balls. basically i found a $20 on the floor while waiting in line for the coat check and to bounce the fuck outta there. (smashed) So im like dope, a 20, thats like half my bill for tonight yay. i pick that shit up and im stoked. next thing i know, some fucking bouncer dude comes up to me saying soemthing like, yo i saw what u just did, u cant be doing that shit, picking up ppls money like that etc. me being confused as fuck and drunk im like w/e bro, and i just give it to em, not wanting any beef with the club security team. booooooooooo fuck you for taking my 20, i hope it goes a long way, bitch You got punked for that 20 spot. That bouncer put that shit right into his pocket then told his buddies while laughing at you. You shoulda told him "nice try" and been on your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 thats what i would have done...told him i dropped it and be on my way if he wanted to take it outside...that is when i would have bitten off his ear. Random fights dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 You got punked for that 20 spot. That bouncer put that shit right into his pocket then told his buddies while laughing at you. You shoulda told him "nice try" and been on your way. pretty much. glik0 used to bounce the bouncers from their own clubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 couldnt leave without my expensive jacket do any of you even dable in the scene at all? i went for this chicks bday, but normally, im a bar man if that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I work at a club, but I go to bars. Dance clubs are for fags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 If you really want to be a dick about this, here's how. I assure you that it works, too. Go back to the club, and tell them that you got into it with one of the bouncers after you dropped a twenty on the floor...and that he basically strongarmed you out of it. Make a REALLY BIG STINK about it. Tell them that you have connections with one of the free weeekly newspapers in your town, and that you'll stop at NOTHING to let people know what kind of clip joint they are running. I bet you dollars to doughnuts that they fire him and comp you. You probably aren't the first person who has complained about him. It's your word against his, and clubs spend a LOT of money on promotion. They'll go a long way to keep something like this hushed up. ^Good shit. Do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 or you can catch the bouncer slipping while he's picking up his steroids and while he's unconscience take all his money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Yea, it's whack dude took your 20 bucks, but it wasn't really your 20 dollars anyways. So it's not a huge deal. Nah fuck that. It was his $20. After he picked it up, it was his. After he got punked by the bouncer, it became the bouncers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 i felt kinda bad the bouncer was black oh snap nah jk, i didnt feel bad i think it had more to do with being drunk than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 couldnt leave without my expensive jacket do any of you even dable in the scene at all? i went for this chicks bday, but normally, im a bar man if that... You keep saying "the scene" "the scene". What "scene" are you talking about? Specify. Just admit that you're talking about the HIPSTER scene already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I think he is talking about this scene.. never been to a hipster club where they have a coat check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 who cares if the bouncer was black 20 bucks is 20 bucks in america and every race here knows that you could buy like one beer the next time you hit up a club with that 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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