twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 teh lolz. i just bought that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 and props to you sir for that. EDIT- to seldoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 goddamnit, no props right now. edit-i meant i can't give em out right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 there you go. i expect the same in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 on its way once the limit goes away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 and thank you BF, I like how you type too. your formatting is fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I'm about to lay down some photos for you's dudes. To let you see where I'm coming from. Loving malt liquor is gangster. As are Andy Kaufman posters. DOOOOOOOM. Taxi Driver. gangster. Feeding goats in 70's track shorts=gangster. getting punched in the face by a dude=gangster. Black eyes are crucial. These were two different times. If you can't tell by the bruising being under different eyes. You can see the scar above my eye from getting bit in the face by a dog. I love that scar. something about this is terribly trashy. Tejas. No Tell Motel romance is pretty gangster. Gummo reinactments are gangster. Chair wrestling. This was a night I spent with you dudes. Things got real messy that night. Now I don't drink and internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 wait, why would a dude punch you in the face? wtf??? and you look thinner in the second pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 None of those photos are very recent, at all. I mean, they are all within the last 4 or so years. But I don't think any of them (save for possibly the Sparks one) are from the 2007. Dudes punch me in the face all the time. Well, not so much anymore. That first one was on the 4th of July. I started off the day by doing a rack and return at Wal Mart for $100 of booze. We drank that. I did something else for more booze. We drank we drank we were drunk. I guess I said something to my friend that he didn't like. I was talking to someone else. He tapped me on the shoulder, when I turned, he punched me in the face. Then his girlfriend beat me with a broom stick. I wasn't mad. Shit happens. Dude is dead now and I got mad e-fame. So who cares if he sucker punched me when I was wasted. The second black eye was from an ex. I don't remember the whole situation. I think I was drunk and telling him how I thought I looked cute with a black eye. So he punched me in the face. No hard feelings. Faces were made to be punched on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 damn, you be hanging around with the wrong "friends". and you be dating some abusive roughnecks. you need to hang out with some sensitive tevin campbell-ass niggas. or emos. they don't punch their girlfriends. you'd probably be the one dealing with domestic abuse charges after slapping them around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 you have a round/oval face and protruding cheeks. also, i think you have a latent s&m fetish, which manifests itself in the form of you making provacative statements that result in you getting punched in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 sigmund freud in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 people tell me i smell like beans. and peanut butter also. Shut the fuck up. No way. When I exercise I feel like I smell like peanut butter. But I have a super sense of smell and nobody else smells it. I've been told how crazy I am for smelling it my whole life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 you have a round/oval face and protruding cheeks. also, i think you have a latent s&m fetish, which manifests itself in the form of you making provacative statements that result in you getting punched in the face. You could be correct. Self-destruction is one of my hobbies. I don't mind getting punched in the face. My mom says it is because I have never had my ass beat severely. She is wrong. I have had my jaw broken, taken a 2X4 to the head, ribs broken, locked in the trunk of a car for days..things like that. Sometimes I feel emotionally dead. And as emo as it sounds, pain reminds me that I am alive. That is why I enjoy my line of work. Hard labor work in the yard makes me feel alive. Muscle pain and aches. It's better than feeling numb always. < high tolerance for pain. < not into BDSM Why you want to call me out on my face shape and chipmunk cheeks. After I posted up a photo of your favorite track shorts. You cut me to the bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Shut the fuck up. No way. When I exercise I feel like I smell like peanut butter. But I have a super sense of smell and nobody else smells it. I've been told how crazy I am for smelling it my whole life. back in high school i used to smell like amonia whenever i would sweat. i had a severe chemical imblalance though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 do people ever come up to you and pinch your cheeks and shake? if i saw you in public and didn't even know you, i'd probably pinch your cheeks. or at least ask if i could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 People don't touch me, usually. My friends pinch my cheeks. I hate it. They know as much. My friends hate me. Or so it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 /\ sexbot oner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 back in high school i used to smell like amonia whenever i would sweat. i had a severe chemical imblalance though. i dont outwardly smell like that but i smell it in my nose when i work out. crazy. BF: you knwo these dudes are all trying to holler one way or another right? be flattered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i am too young for that business. i just appreciate good formatting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 you callin bloodfart old? oh shit watch out now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I am also President and Founder of the Olde Fart Social Club. Hating on youth culture is what we do. I am old. People think I look younger than I am. Sometimes by ten years. I take that as a compliment. People think I act younger than I am. Sometimes by ten years. I take that as an insult. One of my ex's said that people only think I am so great because they don't know me. That if they did, they wouldn't love me so much. I believe him. Internet hollering is all the hollering I get. Well, and teenage skater kids that see me on the bus. And then buying cigarettes. They get excited seeing me. "HEY!! IT'S THAT GIRL FROM THE BUS!!! SHE'S REALLLLY CUTE!!" Teenagers think I am cute when I am hungover and tired. I am done with my romancing teenagers phase. It has a nice run. But in the end, I am just too much for teenage boys to wrap their minds around. They don't get me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Not callin her old. Just older than me. Relative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i know man i'm just fuckin around i don't even know bf's or your ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Somewhere....... I have a picture....of teh butt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I will be 28 in 55 days. All the dudes that holler at me are in their early 20's. Dudes my age don't believe the hype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 ooooppp...Found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I know what you are talking about. This. Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Missed connection..I'll write about it on craigslist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 lol i already seen it. "hello kitty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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