UPS! Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Redheads aparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I need one of these.. Escort Passport 9500i hell mothafuckin yeah this baby has saved me enough times on the highway to have already paid itself off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 This is about the time I stop talking to everyone I know. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 is macaroni pasted on paper not a good girt idea anymore? i'm too broke to buy gifts i just get mine and then feel like a fucking asshole cause i cant afford to buy my family anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I will make some things for some special people. Everyone else can suck it. I never get what I want, even if I tell every exactly what they need to buy. This year, I want a Metalocalypse purse with William Murderface and Rockso the cocaine clown on it. I won't be getting that, bet. I also want some books about homoerotic art...Tom Of Finland books. I won't be getting those either, I already know it. So if I don't get what I want, everybody else gets the gas face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Im no good at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i buy my friends alcohol. everyone loves alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 For some reason every year, somebody buys me house slippers. House slippers are not thrash. People need to learn more about me before they give me gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I heard that zombie roaches are gonna be bigger than those Cabbage Patch mother fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 just finished bottling beer for x-mas gifts. it's literally an old family recipe my grandfather gave me. it's made the way his father made it, so i'm giving the gift of homebrew this x-mas (to family) i'm gonna brew a beer for 12oz soon. i'm almost confident enough to make my own recipe. be prepared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I also want some books about homoerotic art.. excuse me? what teh fuck?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 hahahahhaha i DARE somebody to buy this for a person i'll do it...i'll buy one for both boys in my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 just finished bottling beer for x-mas gifts. it's literally an old family recipe my grandfather gave me. it's made the way his father made it, so i'm giving the gift of homebrew this x-mas (to family) i'm gonna brew a beer for 12oz soon. i'm almost confident enough to make my own recipe. be prepared. yes you just gave me the best idea... i got a gallon that will be done around the 17th that i can share with a few friends as a cheap gift (my family doesn't drink that much so it would be a wasteful) casek if you dont mind me askin, what kind of brew are you makin? not asking for the recipe just the type of beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 send me beer casek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 my friend works at a porn shop. i picked up a bunch of naughty gifts for the elephant gift exchange. all the guys in my family are getting penix straws. :D /mad homo i'm also on the lookout for a shirt like this for the exchange... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 excuse me? what teh fuck?? It's what I want for Christmas. Even though my hippie family calls Christmas "Solstice" Whatever. I want somebody to buy me these. They won't. They will get me something totally wack that confuses me. Like a strange watch with a stick figre of a little girl in a red dress and my name along the side. Or perfume that makes me smell like a geriatric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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