WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 So I fly in from seattle, and ooh wow you can see wild fires, no problem it's all good. So I land, and I call to see where my ride is, well he's stuck between Victorville and Ontario and hasn't moved in 4 hours because the whole I-15 is backed up. So I'm going to be stuck at Ontario Airport all fucking night, and probably tommorow all because of these lame ass random fires probably started by some teenager bored or some idiot throwing a cig out the window. Regardless, just another random act of lameness towards california, i hate this place, wish i was back in seattle Good for me, I got some Bronze Nazareth and 9th Wonder on this laptop. Whew. Okay rant for the night, bitch close delete, i just need to vent :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Liquor stores close at 11pm here. That's on par with wildfires in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 You can't smoke in bars, clubs, or anywhere in doors for that matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNRs0RM3EEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 the phantom planet made me want to shoot myself but then the daz dilling was so gangster, it made me shoot the guy next to me another reason: proposition 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 You can't smoke in bars, clubs, or anywhere in doors for that matter Same here, and last call at the latest is 1:45. And there is no public transit. But that Phantom Planet song Theo posted pretty much trumps any complaints I have about MA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I forgot Jason Schwartzman was in Phantom Planet. Yeah, shit's all bad when your state's on fire. Kind of fucks up our whole "toughness on pollution" dill too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I know, I'm a homo for this but, when I went to Califas, I seriously walked around with a fucking candy wrapper looking for a garbage can for 5 LA blocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 ^^^^^ hahaha They were sour patch kids though, so it was all worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Sour patch kids = swedish Fish + crack. If they just injected it with some sort of multi vitamin crap like they do to all kids foods I'd fucking live off that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 you'd need a liquid to live off of. I suggest bacon beer. no really, http://www.sevenpack.net/?p=248 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 rotch yo teef out with that shit. i tried to find a pisser on venice beach once, they had 1 within a 5 mile radius. and the line was so long i went and bought a 10$ corona to use a pisser at the bar. meanwhile, fler - airmax music is rocking my ears right now. gotta love deutsch hiphop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 and im laughing at bacon beer, sounds terrible but yet i want to try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 anyone who takes the i-15 south beyond victorville, CHP says it will be closed till tommorow at noon. looks like i'm stuck here until the USO opens Free Food + PS2/3 + XBOX/360 + Rooms to stay + Free WIFI oh the perks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I too hate cali. I lived there for 3 years and hated it. BTW, USO has hooked me up a few times too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 there's another reason i hate cali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 ^that was pretty bad. They make me want to hate them just from the way they act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Sour patch kids = swedish Fish + crack. If they just injected it with some sort of multi vitamin crap like they do to all kids foods I'd fucking live off that shit. LOL. Truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I've lived here 21 years and LoOOVVVVEEEEE IT. MOTHERFUCKING LOOVE IT. 4:00 AM I'll be riding ma bicycle home from SF to Oakland over the bay bridge because dere's no CHP round here folks! Every morning i go outside and dry hump the morning dew off the earth! Soup = Rubs ma dick all over this goddamn state! And FUCK a bitchass bacon brew it's been newcastle all night tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Have you ever left California? I think Ohio has California Beat... and Ohio's for lovers haahhahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I am too East Coast to ever like Cali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 I'm pretty East Midwest and I too hate Cali. But might I add, I love the Northwest. Washington State is where I think Imma move next. Don't worry, I'll find more reasons I hate California before I leave this Airport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I have been stuck at that same airport a few times, but that was 10 years ago. Nothing to do there. Go try to get a hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Only one near is the Hilton, and only 2 hours till the USO opens. THey've always got rooms to stay at there. I'm a broke mofo. This wildfire could turn out to be like Hurricane Katrina And then I might get activated to go save people in the forest who were to dumb to leave Fuck Shit Cock Ass :rolleyes: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/10/22/pregnant.slaying.ap/index.html <holy shit, read that :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I heard those fires are destroying all the famous peoples homes. How wrong is it that that makes me grin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 i find it hilarious too. i find it funny new orleans is flooding too, and people are complaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 you'd need a liquid to live off of. I suggest bacon beer. no really, http://www.sevenpack.net/?p=248 The dude describing this beer sounds more like he's suckin' dick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I just got home to see this dude on CNN reporting on his own burning home. For four minutes was him going "The bedroom? Gone. The bathroom? Gone. See that? That's where the garage was—GONE." halarious. California's always on fire. Take flicks. A friend caught this one from last year. Long exposure and helicopters = Oh and I've been to four continents, eight countries and 32 states. California suits my "special needs" Ohio's missing some pretty important shit like year-round fireworks and thirty story rooftops in walking distance from one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 hahaha what? you're pissed off at california because of fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Liquor stores close at 11pm here. That's on par with wildfires in my eyes. Dude CT 9oclock liqour stores close...I dont know how I get by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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