ANALPUDDING Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Yes!!! OMG i was drinkin a sparks and i was getting to the bottom and then i felt it in my mouth but didnt react in time and swallowed it. YUCK!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! maybe you should clean your fucking house so you dont have bugs crawling around everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! i was outside. in mah yardz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! ahh you have a bigger problem than swallowing ants you where drinking a sparks EWWWW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! Don't worry ants are halal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! but are they kosher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! ants and peanut butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSone Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! Yes!!! OMG i was drinkin a sparks and i was getting to the bottom and then i felt it in my mouth but didnt react in time and swallowed it. YUCK!!!! Hey, yo. Yeah you Mr. Thanksgiving. See where it says "joined in" Well, it says "joined in 2007" for you? Yeah, you see that? That basically means you're a fucking gay cunt and should go commit suicide you fucking worthless fuck........ Thank you come again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! maybe you should stop drinking gay little fruit drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! Damn, dudes are harsh in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Fact: Ants only crawl into gay drinks, and that is a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! but are they kosher? no. very not kosher. for eating a sheretz (creapy crawly) you violate 8 different negitive comandments. But according to judaism you are not responcible for unintentional sins. Interestingly enough there is a type of locust that is kosher. Most jews have forgotten what type it is but there is a sect of yemenite jews who claim to know which one is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 doesnt judaism have like 600 commandments or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 613. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 well....i was close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 i dont even know most of the 10 commandments theres no way i could be a jew too many rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Well the deal is there are 613 comandments but not all of them apply to everyone some law only apply to the priests and thier retainers, others apply to the temple (which we dont have now), some laws are agricultural laws that only apply in Israel, you get the idea... In modern times, the Chafetz Chaim, a major rabbi that lived from 1838-1933, identified 77 postive comandment and 194 negitive comandments that can be followed nowadays. So thats only 271. then again that doesnt account for the "fences" set up by the rabbi's to prevent people from unintentionally violating the commandments. For me its sometimes hard, but i was raised this way. I cant even imagine what converts and people who return to the faith go through. They are amazing in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 like, go down to the Synagogue and get kicked in the ass by the rabbis. (as a test) then when they come back it's all gravy and they can be Jews, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSone Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I give mad love to whoever changed the thread name..... Jews got the diamond trade on lock by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 what? im not sure what you mean... basicly a rabbi will try to convince a non-jew not to be jewish because its not easy to be a jew. if they come back, a bunch of times, then the rabbi will tell them, "ok we'll study xy and z and then when i think your ready (usually a year or two) well talk about conversion". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! maybe you should stop drinking gay little fruit drinks. I drink gay little fruit drinks. I am alright with being homosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 i dont even know most of the 10 commandments theres no way i could be a jew too many rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 you know me mar, I was just typing some stuff to get you going, but let me ask you a question, So, during this 1-2 year process, dude trying to become a jew dies beofre conversion, what happens to his soul according to judaism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaVinci Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! Don't worry ants are halal. mwahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 i saw... I jsut drank anti freeze.. this guy is obviously a moron, if he drank anti freeze hed be.. dead... maybe thatll be better, who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaVinci Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: I Just Drank an Ant! Hey, yo. Yeah you Mr. Thanksgiving. See where it says "joined in" Well, it says "joined in 2007" for you? Yeah, you see that? That basically means you're a fucking gay cunt and should go commit suicide you fucking worthless fuck........ Thank you come again.... ooo look at me i joined before u, fuking e loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 co signed, dudes be on some delusional neo-important type s#%t about their post count and how long they been hanging around 12 oz. dude would get slapped in real life for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 you going over my wall? ive been on 12oz for like 3 years, theres some principals you gotta learn toy ass mofo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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