rental Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 aw, thank you mar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 Rental is cool too i guess. hey rental, does your sister actually answer back? she answers me back. it usually takes a few days. i dont know about the onslaught of 12oz messages though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 sometimes when we re over there, she comes and hangs out with me and abc on the couch. a smell wafts through the air and when i recognize it, i usually notify abc of what it is: doggie vagina. oh christ. that is really gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 winner! hooray, that made me laugh a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 wait so will she write us back? and can we request photos that we want to see from her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 if you ask her a question, she may. her time is pretty limited, though. shes in the uk right now. so i suppose you could try asking for a photo. i think she said she was gonna try to get a photo of the funny hip hop kids there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 what does your sister look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Tell her to make a 12oz. Account for this thread. We can be her shiny new toy and she can be ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 26, 2007 Author Share Posted June 26, 2007 she looks like me. but dorkier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 dear navy boat going person of rental descent i has money problems and it is very cold how does the navy deal with such problems i imagined lolruses coming to the aid with food provisions and mugs of hot chocolate on their heads is this how it is? if not it should be dearest wishes mango tango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 here are my requests. 1. A manditory picture of her in uniform. 2. A picture of the food they get on the boat and/or the mess hall. 3. One or two true really good stories, preferably with explosions and james bond; but any good story will do. 4. A picture of something one might consider top secret. kthanx! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 dear rental's sister, you are one brave lady...volunteering to be on a ship with a man in every corner waiting for their chance to oogle you. i'm sure, being a woman in the navy, you already know how to kick their asses if they tried and make them feel inferior to your mental capabilities. at least you know you could get laid if you wanted to, right? love, garden-hoe haha, amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Dear Rentals sister, Hope the navy's not being too tough on you. A few times a year in my little city of Perth (Australia not scotland) the American sailors arive in mass quantities for their R and R. Its cool because it provides a little bit of diversity throughout our city as their clothes, accents, and unusual behaviour make them stand out like a sore thumb. The ones i talked to say they really dont like the conditions on the ship as its hot, sweaty with bad pay and generally unpleasant conditions but if you've been there since april there must be something that motivates you to stay. Being away with such disciplined routine like that must really make you appreciate your time off and have you missing home, freedom, and family.....These are all assumptions though I really no very little about your situation. Hope all goes well. And if you ever stop in perth for R&R let rental know to contact me, i'd be happy to play tour guide. All the best. -fatbastard- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manic_dm Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 hah. okay, um, i dont know if i can get any weirder than your post without delving into personal matters. wait wait wait! maybe i can. my mom has a dachshund named winnie: sometimes when we re over there, she comes and hangs out with me and abc on the couch. a smell wafts through the air and when i recognize it, i usually notify abc of what it is: doggie vagina. kenny?......is tha you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Dear Rentals sister, Rental has made it clear that we are not to post any pictures for you. But if we could I would post one of Steven Segal. He is responsible for everyhting that I know about the Navy and it's inner workings. Do you have any bad ass knife throwing cooks on your ship? Best wishes, Briney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 p.s. I second the request for said sister in uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Nudz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 26, 2007 Author Share Posted June 26, 2007 aw, thank you for all the good messages, unlike some people (some1!), but i encourage those that have posted a message, but not requested a picture from me to do so in order to keep the thread interesting. as stated on the first page: one picture for each message of something around my apartment mar, thats a pretty tall order, btw, but ill pass it along. from my sister: Hermana, You are ridiculous. Too funny, though, reading all the randomness from all the randoms. Tell your peeps that I said yo, and I have a ton (ton squared, maybe) of new pics to share, it just takes a lot of motivation for me to go through them. When was the last time that I sent you port pics? Been awhile, I know. Have some Icelandic graf pics for you… and others, but those were the last good ones that I remember taking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 mar, thats a pretty tall order, btw, but ill pass it along. o'really? I thought they were pretty doable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 WTF is she on the FIFE?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 or the pipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 yeah.. have your sister slap on her face and uniform and bust a classic 12oz strip tease... the girls on here still do that dont they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 pictures from my sister. i think this is iceland.: we are the crazy motherfuckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 she appears to be crushing a walnut :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh lord. I don't typically lol....nor do i ever say lol. But this was very very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 if you ask her a question, she may. her time is pretty limited, though. shes in the uk right now. so i suppose you could try asking for a photo. i think she said she was gonna try to get a photo of the funny hip hop kids there. Dear rental's sister, i'm pretty impressed with your decision to go into a mainly male dominated career. The jokes must come fairly thick and fast. I'm sure you can use your womanly powers to hold sway over them anyway. I'm from the uk, so if you see any funny hip hop kids that rental mentioned before, try to get a picture. I'd like to see which she's talking about. If you like lolcats, ask rental to refer you to sneakncreep. I'm sure he'll keep you entertained on those long crossover nights. My brain is dead, hence why this message must seem a bit garbled and nonsensical. And i havn't slept for a very, very long time. Take care, castro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 dear sister! congrats on the navy. i urge you to hum the village people all day. can you send me a picture of you yelling "iceberg ahead" and pointing. also, is the navy chill? can you smuggle drugs? Ive heard of that business in the navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 dear ms squid. i hope the sea life is treating you well. i've never really hung out with any navy folk. marines and army and a handful of chairforce. even they make fun of the navy... are you enlisted or commissioned? -FR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 she is commissioned. she is an officer on the ship. she wears a funny baseball cap like in the hunt for red october. like this but with more important cluttery crap on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Hi rental's sister, I wanted to say that it's cool that you have family that want to bring some 12oz excitement to your journey. I'm sure you have some long nights being homesick, I know I'd be sick leaving everything behind and not knowing when I'll see my friends and family again. Originally I just wanted to post a letter so I can see private pics of rental's house but felt a need to mention that you have people that love you at home so return safe. Rental must care deeply for you and miss you if there is private pics at stake. take care, G Pic request-bathroom sink(with toothbrush in frame) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 thank you geezpot, as per request: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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