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I want to go out blowing up the world and myself after a 3 day journey where the world has been taken over by zombies. After grueling and battling the undead with shoddy weapons I made myself. My mission was to save my beloved girlfriend. I get to the main lab where the overlord of the zombies is there and my hot latin queen dressed in evil garb is being raped and bitten. A final altercation ensues and it ends up me being bitten by the overlord and my zombie girlfriend. I got no legs and I'm crawling with both of them on my back to grab the detonater that fell during the fight. I start to change and before I fully convert I backwards headbutt the overlord, flip over, grab my lady and tell her I'll always love her. Then press the button that ends existence on this plane...........or I could do the non-cliche thing and die in my sleep but I'll be ready for those un-dead bastards.

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escape from the retirement home my kids, if i have em, will most likely put me in. buy a vette and head to nevada. by then i estimate vettes will be able to do 200+, so break 200 and drive into the grand canyon. hopefully new choppers will be following.

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