deterrent Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 So it occurred to me that “Jesus” died on the cross.. went to hell.. went to heaven.. returned to earth.. but then what??? I don’t mean to be "that guy" that needs to know everything ‘bout a motherfucker.. doodz pooping habits.. water sports.. carpentry.. top or bottom.. this information I’m not in need of. I want to know how Jesus died the second time to return to God. Is today all a farce or am I an idiot that forgot how Jesus died the second time. P.S. 35min. from now my kester will be parked in a Jewish deli scarfing some CornBeef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 zombie jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 Zombie! Ha by now he'd be a potato. :jpotato: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 wait i don't think he ever went to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 i thought he did go to hell, to get some keys or something? Jesus is a confusing dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 Yeah he did.. he spent a day there. Bunch of people stole stuff from his room. But that's besides the point how did the un-dead Jesus die? Was he poisoned from some bad "el Pastor" meats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 john 3:16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 are beer stores closed today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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^ . ^ Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 he had some bad dairy products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I want to print this and frame it.... Atheist...holler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 He went to hell for sure that's how he paid for our sins. Think about it. If he only died and went to heaven hows that so bad. Shit being Jesus in heaven is better than any earthly offering. Doodz got hookups to the illlest seating for any event up there, he knows where the "GOODS" are hidden, GOD has lightening bolts for anyone who goes against the Jesus. Think about every virgin that has ever died... once they are up there why give it to anyone else. Doodz ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 that optimus prime pic is my new background. good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Nobody fucks with the jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 jesus already came back, he hangs out at the mall i frequent. Apparently all that paying for the world's sins and shit made him an emo in his third life and also an avid dance dance revolution player. he kicked my ass on several occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 ironically. i was born today. anticrhist? one can only hope. on another note. i used to be castillian catholic. they believe jesus died...assended to hell to retrive the souls of all those before him, including moses ect. because they believe before jesus death, there was no gate-way to the real gates of heaven. so theoretically, yes jesus died and went to hell, then opened the gates of heaven to those past, and to give the chance of forgiveness for those to come. however, i'm sure they would have closed the gates by now due to modern science and having half a brain. religion vs. simple science. do you want/have faith or facts? everyone has their own opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 He didn't go to hell. He went to those on the bad side of the gulf of Heaven, the one where the sinners were and gave em a chance (if they would believe upon him and most did but still some wouldn't) to come to the other side, the good side where like the Father, Abraham, and Moses and the prophets were. then he resurrected on earth and rose above back into heaven and sat on the Right Hand of God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Jesus was a Free Mason. Christopher Knight (not from Brady Bunch) told me so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 93 til i just noticed your name is my faveorite souls of mischief song...mad props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 dude, who cares about that. it's all about when he came back, he brought balloons! but we had to blow them up ourselves...cheap jew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 i smok'd an ounce today, no sharin', all to my self!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 THRUST IN JESUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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