Frate_Raper Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 My girls gay friend Sasha is very cool and EXTREMELY homosexual dude. He’s one of those over the top full of themselves bum fuckers, and he loves my girl off. They bro down together cause I’m pretty sure all semi attractive chubby chicks need a really over the top queer bait homie. He takes her to these high end clubs the he’s either fucking the owner or dated the managers, they get expensive free drinks and dance. I don’t really like clubs and I don't drink Moet or grind up on other men. I never go! I’m stoked on their friendship, they have fun and he has no interest in her as anything other then a homie, cause he loves to chug paki cum. Dudes been out for 10 years, never been up in some snatch, just a complete ass master cock sucker. HER FAMILY ON THE OTHER END!!!!!! are going nuts over her hanging out with another guy, They act so weird when I’m around and they speak Portuguese even more as to not let me know they’re talking bad bad about the situation I’m in. She’s explained that he's likes men and only wants to fuck dudes, but they don’t get it....shit is hilariouuuuuuuuuuus. I love it its this major crisis with all of her trillion and one family members and its really nothing! They already have told me to move along cause she cant cook, hates cleaning and is a straight up bad girl friend, for a portuguese man. I’m going to eat good friday dinner at her grandparents house tomorrow with EVERYONE there, but she went drinking tonight with Sash and her mom went nuts, I’ve been telling her I’m going make this huge fake scene durring dinner and storm out so I can hang out with my homies and cause a good old fashion portuguese drama! and I’ve been telling her the Eddie Murphy aids on the lips story! hahahaah pork chops are so ignorant, I fucking love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Gays have the best coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 Seriously, i've seen some really coked out bitches at the bar his boyfriend owns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Yo, I can't even see straight but all I read of significance was that some dude loves paki cum, and I'm saying, you and me can make some money. I'll supply, and you make some money for the both of us. Just hook me with a fine pork chop. Meanwhile, I did well tonight, 12 hour shift aat work, pussy, and got out of there before any kind of cuddling even happened. Perfect night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Wait... Weapon's ghey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 Yo, I can't even see straight but all I read of significance was that some dude loves paki cum, and I'm saying, you and me can make some money. I'll supply, and you make some money for the both of us. Just hook me with a fine pork chop. Meanwhile, I did well tonight, 12 hour shift aat work, pussy, and got out of there before any kind of cuddling even happened. Perfect night... you will love this story man, hit this tomorrow when your right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Wait... Weapon's ghey? oh shit!! nah, playa, i'm drunk!!! shitt...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Yo, what kind of fucking parent names their kid "Sasha"? I got a fucked up name, but at least my parents are hindu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 dudes a fucking homo son, its like if you name your kid Octavio, hes going to grow up to be a fucking super vilian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 dudes a fucking homo son, its like if you name your kid Octavio, hes going to grow up to be a fucking super vilian! HAHAHHAAAA>.....dude, if you live by the 404, let's do something tonight...i got a trunk full of paint... but I have a rule about no graffiti on weekends.. thsi counts..I think.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Aw, 12oz date!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Aw, 12oz date!!! fuck you faggot, i'mma gay bash you!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 I'm every where and no where at once! its cold next weekend and what you got agaisnt the cold hash browns in the Don? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I'm not the one making dates with dudes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I just made a date with you. You man enough to accept? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 i'm going bed, i have a big day of dinner ruining ahead of me tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estaked Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 ha ha weapon is trying to pick guys up on 12oz how cute /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 weapon tried picking me up in a bar once, he got so mad that I left with a girl he hit himelf in the head with a bottle in a fit of rage and had to get some stitches.....................i'm a hot lil somosa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 HAHAHAA....true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I remember that thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 semi attractive chubby chicks chug paki cum. what!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Gays have the best coke. if i had it my way i would only buy coke from gays. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 i think coke is a bit much for me im a very low end drug user Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 back to my plan of ruinning a peorfectly good portuguese family bro-down! I'm going to wait until some one asks her how was last night? then when she replys I will freak out and split! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 ...did you spit on her? mmmmm portuguese buns... and whatever *42, you tried to make several dates with me on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 so wait, people get drunk on 12oz and get homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL^ Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 gay people are fucking hilarious, especially people that are the epitomy of the word "gay". and that shit about going to a gay club to get pussy is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absentminded63 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Having grown up in the part of America with the highest concentration of Portugese people, and being Portugese myself, all I can say is i fucking hate Portugese people. The only thing i ever really needed to learn to say when I was growing up were things like, Comece afastado de mim a mulher louca!, and Essa mulher tem um beard mais grande do que meu pai! You don't know my pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Goood food though. Portugese sweet bread is a phenomenon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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