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got caught masterbating.

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not really. im at my moms crib with a sixpack (team alco put me down) and to hide the

booze i shut the door halfway. i swear they thought i was jetting because they acted real

weird.

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tisk tisk? im 30 years old . i just happened to have booze on me when i wanted

to scarf some food and check my email.

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You're 30 years old and hide beer from your mother?!?!

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My dad has never drank a sip of alcohol in his life, or ever done a drug.

 

He lets me know when somewhere around me is having a sale on good beer or someone he knows is having a party that he can get me into to drink for free.

 

His shop has a fully stocked bar that he lets me take advantage of.

 

Your mom sucks.

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well that explains that....what about the living with your mother part? or is she living with you?[/color]

 

NO! i wrote "i was at my moms house" indicating i was visiting.

 

i do not live at my moms house.

 

holy shit.

 

 

team alco dont have shit on the life of a real alcoholic.

 

i get into a fistfight once a day. easily.

 

my life is crazy.

 

but no, i cant drink at my moms house. that got ruled out when i was 14 and crazy.

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whats team alco

 

 

''team alco'', is a little club of old geezers that think they can drink. once put down with the crew, members like to flaunt by writing ''team alco'' in their signature.

 

pretty cool right?

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