i11igul Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 81 thousand dollars to blow at a strip club like a fucking dildo and i barely have money for gas. fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hawk Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 who are you guys talking about with the 81 grand blowing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 My best friend hung herself a few months ago. Her mom is a slutty punk rock coke whore. She held the services for her dead daughter at a strip club. I chose to not attend. Due to the high levels of trashy. Not all strippers are beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I was hoping that when bloodfart posted in this thread shed blow a lot of stories out of the water. Glad I wasn't dissapointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
604manic Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 fuck lep we all know where it will end up. just like last time, i had to get up and move because everyone was lookin at us because ol lep was tossin it in skratch and sniff row playin with his pee wee herman hand puppet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 4, 2007 Author Share Posted March 4, 2007 ...we are talking classy strippers, just happens that one of them got cancer...i hope EBPH brings his camera, i figure they'll be a bit more generous, for the sake of charity of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 The fundraiser was a great success! The joint was packed and the drinks were flowing. I was terribly hung from the night before but stayed late, only for charity of course. I won a porn (about squirters- I'm sending it to someone haha), and purchased some smoked meat off the pooltable. They raised over $10 00 but check this: the BC Cancer Society refused to accept the loot! Conservative bastards..... No pics, sorry. I'm having beers for lunch.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 give the squirting video to Tars. he loves that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "I'VE GOT A WOODIE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I didn't go, I couldn't find Leps number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 You are all fucking bastards, I don't need anyone to drink with, I'll drink alone and watch strippers anyday...BY MYSELF. Assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 PACMAN 4 LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Sorry homie, I ended up drinking with Hydrogen Peroxide and completely lost track of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Sorry homie, I ended up drinking with Hydrogen Peroxide and completely lost track of time. yeah cuz you were to busy gettin loose at the pump jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 ouch.....homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 So were the ladies bald? Where's the discreet cell phone pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 ...no bald heads just a chemo joke gone overboard... LOADS OF BALD PUSSIES THOUGH, and all for charity of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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