skullnbones Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 are way better than taxi's... (and free) I climbed on top of one and passed out, gpt bumped awake about a kilometer from my house. I started off about a bazillion miles away so that was fuckign awsweosme. this can be the getting home while tottallly pissed thread because when you get mashed that shit just works out and you know it does. sometyimes you just end up walking home with a bunch of junkies or some mad drunk guzzlers give you a ride or you meet some russians who dont knwo wher ethey're goign either. But whatevr it always works out and if it doesnt it doesnt matte rbecause you're drunk anyway and sleeping under a tree is fine. blah blah blah its 5:09am on sundauy mornding. tell a drunk story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 ha ha, you rode a street sweeper home? Awesome., uhm, i went to some art show thing last night, had beer, found some fancy pants cell phone and today i am trying to get it back to the owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 I have a new hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 It's Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 stgreet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 like G street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 i remember i was drunk and i saw some people were barbecuing in their front lawn one time this was at like 1am and i was hella hungry so i ran over and jumped the fence and grabbed like a plate of this bomb ass chicken and cut out i did that shit so sudden that i dont remember anyone trying to stop me or saying anything they just sat their lookin at me with their mouths open chicken was good i should have gotten the recipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 again.......New Hero^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 feel free to make threads about me nobody does anymore :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 So.. Yeah this one time I was drunk.. I passed out or so that's what I thought.. When I woke in the morning I was naked and my door was open. Put on some clothes walked down the driveway and found my shirt, shorts and socks thrown all over the place.. Never did figure what happened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 CA don't temp me. I'd include a poll and pictures of what I think you might look like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
correct Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 ghost ride the street sweeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 CA don't temp me. I'd include a poll and pictures of what I think you might look like. id be interested in this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 this is my idea of a date! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 never rode anything home... just got in cars with random people /norapeage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 i gotta dui a few months back....so thats cool i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 Wow sorry about this. Don't think i actually passed out on it just layed down on the top for ages. Shit was baller as hell. I seem to have a blown up ankle now which sucks. Cacash. Would have been awesome if you strolled back passed like an hour later, be all chilled and ask "yo you got that recipe??". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 id be interested in this Allright let me collect my notes and I'll have it as soon as I don't see double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Last weekend my buddy got wasted off a liter of yukon jack while we were bbq'n back his s-10 into my truck then proceed to get his girlfriend that took off shit was funny smashed my license plate messed up his rear bumper. shit was a little funny the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 One night I fell down 6 flights of stairs drunk clutching a empty vodka bottle... At the bottom of the stairs I tried to take a shot of vodka only to realize the bottle was empty and threw it against someones door then proceeded to stumble outside and pass out in some bushes... I would have just passed out on this roof we were drinking on except someone pulled the fire alarm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Last weekend my buddy got wasted off a liter of yukon jack while we were bbq'n back his s-10 into my truck then proceed to get his girlfriend that took off shit was funny smashed my license plate messed up his rear bumper. shit was a little funny the next day. could you repeat the question?:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kherd russel Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 i gotta dui a few months back....so thats cool i guess Not really.....:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 that reminds me of when i was in college living in a dorm and i got home hammered drunk one night and got home and decided to make ez mac without enough water....needless to say then entire room was engulfed in smoke and the fire alarms went off...now i lived in a pretty big building (picture queensbridge housing projects) and it was 4 am and the entire building had to be evacuated..everyone outside was bullsht about the whole situation so i played off the pissed off guy act but i got bopped for it...i got in no trouble though just because im a pretty witty guy.....i thought the whole situation was pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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