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Im going to vegas, whats crackin

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im about to be there for like a week...heres the bad part, im not 21...how strict is it on IDs out there?? i turn 21 the week after i get back which is bad timing but i have no choice....whats the deal? any good spots

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well the AVN awards are this weekend, so all of vegas will be filled with pron industry people and more hot women than usual.

 

if you sit at any table or slot machine at any casino any of the drink girls will get you booze and it's free. just be sure to tip them and look like you are gambling.

 

if you look mad young or not close 21, good luck...haha.

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Yeah, Vegas would be sick I reckon.

 

So essentially you can drunk on the cheap? I've heard stories, but I should really just ask my friend who just got back from there.

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I don't know where you go out, but here (in WA) even the cheapest nightspot charges like $7 for a standard beer.

 

Friggen ridiculous I tells ya.

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wait.. pubs aren't night spots these days?

 

 

my real point was that judging a foreign city on how cheaply you get pissed is slightly pointless

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wait.. pubs aren't night spots these days?

 

 

my real point was that judging a foreign city on how cheaply you get pissed is slightly pointless

 

Dont know man, Eastern Europe was pretty fuckin sweet! And a big part of that was beers for 50cents over the bar and bottles of Vodka for 5 Smackers.

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wait.. pubs aren't night spots these days?

 

 

my real point was that judging a foreign city on how cheaply you get pissed is slightly pointless

 

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I don't know where you go out, but here (in WA) even the cheapest nightspot charges like $7 for a standard beer.

 

Friggen ridiculous I tells ya.

 

your'e going to the wrong places.

 

8 dollar jugs or nothing.

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Western Australia.

Fucked if I am drinking that cheap full of preservative Aussie beer that gets you crook as fuck.

Like EB (Emu Bitter/Enema Backwash) has to be the worst by far.

 

I have been to pretty much all the places that are any good, and this is around the cheapest going. I'd much rather stay at home and drink, hence why my alcohol stock is growing at a steady pace.

 

But yeah, hit those porn awards son, and remember, Kelly Fucken Wells. She is a freako bitch, and reminds me of the chick I used to work with that I fucked (but was no where near as good in bed)

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If you cant get in Collect some "slut cards" off the mexicans and then maybe call one up, pay for a fuck, then go home with a skanky disease!

 

If you decide not, go up the Stratosphere and take a ride or too.

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if you look 21 then you could get away with sitting down at a slot machine.

 

its going to be cold and windy so good luck. its gunna be 21 degrees here on saturday. i dont know about you but im not looking forward to it.

 

best mexican food that is easily accesible(sp?) is ROBERTOS. they have 3 on every street or something.

 

happy hour happy hour happy hour. alot of places on the strips will serve you 2.99 T-Bone Steaks and 99cent Coronas and shit. just look around, they're advertized everywhere. especially on the corner of tropicana and las vegas blvd. im not sure what hotel that is.. but its the northeast corner.

 

if you want to get away from the strip (probably not) go check out mt charelston. its really pretty if you are into that kinda thing like snow and shit.

 

don't drive on the strip during peak hours unless you want to be stuck in traffic for 45 mintues.

 

watch the water show at bellagio at night

 

CHEAP BUFFETS!

 

if you want a really good buffet (that has sushi, mmmmmm) THE RIO buffet. i dont mind blowing 35 bucks for this buffet.

 

get someone older than you to sign up for players cards, you get discounts in the casinos.

 

thats all i can think of. have fun and wrap your tool.

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PS: if you like art, the galleries are on main and charelston. OH! and the bodies exibition is in town so go check that out at the tropicana.

 

ALSO---- there are MANY free magazines/guides that will help you and tell you whats cracking and where to eat and what to see and what clubs to go to and etc. you can find them at any 7-11, SMITHS shopping center, vons, albertsons, etc.

 

get: THE WEEKLY, 944, CITYLIFE. they will help you ALOT. and they are FREE

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when i first got to vegas i was 20 and i had no problem getting loaded downtown...

 

my advice is to go to old town (fremont street) because it's teh cheapest....

 

just sit at a slot and throw a couple quarters in there every 20 minutes or so and drink for free (as long as youre tipping...

 

oh and dont play the nickel slots either unless you want to wait 2 hours between drinks)....

this was my method ...

 

another thing you CAN buy beers at the bars a lot of places they assume that since youre in there you must be 21 and they serve you....

 

go grab a rub and a tug over on frank sinatra behind the stratosphere at one of the trifecta of asian massage parlors....

 

there is a wealth of opportunity in the city that never sleeps....

 

*****i am also excited to announce that i will be suited and booted for this awards show as an usher...scream at me if you are in the know...*****

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ewwwwww. them asian massage parlors?!? they have aids on their hands, true story

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if you want to have fun, while not wasting your money on beer...there's a spot on the strip across from the monte carlo i believe that has $1 michelobs, gross beer, yes i know, but a dollar! i'd advise against spending $5 for a budweiser in one of the casinos.

 

also, make sure you check the slot machines, particularly at the bars, people tend to get wasted and leave there tickets full of money in them.

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