Gunm Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Fuck you alcohol.......period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 You'll be back, they always come back.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I'm aklready counting on a 6 pack of moedlo after work tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I told you! Muwahahahahahahahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 NOooooooooooooooooooo! ;;waving arms frantically, plummeting into a bottomless pit:: Aye, i'll start on your package tonight to the tune of my beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Narnia Loc Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 ruined my skateboarding career Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Fuck you alcohol.......period now we all know you don't really mean this, sobriety is no reason to be mean the the friend who has always been there for you. just think about it, alcohol has always been your friend and always be your friend. who is going to be there for you when you get wasted and start fights with your friends? alcohol who is going to be there when your girl leaves you because you drink to much? alcohol who is going to be there when you lose your job for showing up wasted everyday? alcohol who is going to help you tell your friends how you really feel about them? alcohol you fucking assholes. who is going to help you forget all those stupid things you do when you are drunk? alcohol see alcohol is really your dearest friend and i don't think its fair some of you are talking about abandoning alcohol when all its done is help you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 none of those are good reasons. Alcohol has done a fine job of splintering the already fractured relations i have with my ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 none of those are good reasons. Alcohol has done a fine job of splintering the already fractured relations i have with my ex lens see this is sobriety speaking, sobriety is not your friend. with alcohol you can get drunk and not even remember your ex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 HOW CAN ANYONE PRAISE A SUBSTANCE THAT IS ADDICTING (SOMEWHAT) AND CAUSES DEATH TO MANY?... AND/OR PROBLEMS... MADD!:shakehead: HOORAY BEER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I'll tell you what I'll thanks alcohol for man... Two chicks at once. I figure with alcohol I could swing that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 HOORAY BEER! don't forget about wine and liqour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 none of those are good reasons. Alcohol has done a fine job of splintering the already fractured relations i have with my ex WHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Thank you alcohol for: Keeping me employed as a musician in the bar scene. As EastBayPowerHouse said two chicks at once. F U alcohol for: getting my leg and armpit shaved when i was 16 fat chick that one time. not huge but just out of my comfort zone... diskey whick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Thanks for: humourous antics Fuck You for: nothing you are my current wife at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Thanks alchohol for opening my eyes to a new world and allowing me to talk to anyone I want. I hate you for: Getting me stabbed and making me pass out in the ghetto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Hey alcohol, fuck you very much for konking me out a 5:30pm today so that I missed both episodes of the Simpsons AND the finals of Last Comic Standing! Further, fuck you for wearing off and waking me up in time to see Leno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I'll tell you what I'll thanks alcohol for man... Two chicks at once. I figure with alcohol I could swing that man. don't be silly:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoiseuth Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 yea! to drinking around available women even if i am not available. boo! to drinking patron outta the bottle. yeah i do that kind of thing. it wasnt so pleasant the next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 yea! to drinking around available women even if i am not available. boo! to drinking patron outta the bottle. yeah i do that kind of thing. it wasnt so pleasant the next morning. thats only because you didn't drink out of the bottle the next morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 life is over rated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 thanks for nearly breaking my hand last night,. hardweood floors are really hard. really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelkone Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 fuck you alcohol for falling off a portable freezer, 2 metres to the ground onto my face, splitting my chin open and fucking both my arms but alcohol is the thing that brings people together these days, how many times have you been out and never actually be confident enough to chat whereas when drunk it all comes easy, especially women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Thank You alcohol for helping me not bite my tongue at times and just saying shit to my girl that I couldnt get away with sober. Thank you alcohol for allowing me to blame what I said on you, so I could get away with it. Thank You alcohol for just plain being there for me, ha. Curse you for making me do one of the dumbest things in my life...........and we'll leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I'd like to thank alcohol for all the awesome hangovers at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I like to thank alcohol for testing the limits I can lower my face into the toilet the day after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po-thead Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I'd like to thank alcohol for all the awesome hangovers at work. i'd prefer not to thank alcohol for this. but i'll thank it for the awesome night before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I'd like to thank alcohol for all the awesome hangovers at work. i like to not thank alcohol for the awesome hangovers at work, cause i'm work and i have one, and i want to be home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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