AyeBee Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I test the loss prevention department of a lot of major electronics stores' date=' ha.[/quote'] As awesome as your lack of a job is, this post also makes me think of how awesome of a job LP is...my brother does it for Home Depot, the most work he ever has to do is yoke someone up and fill out some paperwork. He gets paid to walk around all day and/or watch cameras. As soon as a few legal things are cleared up for me I'mma go apply anywhere possible for an LP job...maybe squeeze in a few criminal justice classes too, that seems to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 yeah man i got a friend whos like a big shot regional manager for home depot, that dudes job is fucking correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 It seems like with Home Depot you just hafta stick it out for a few years and they start showering you with easy, well paying jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I am the lead guitar player and singer of the band Modest Mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I plant tulips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Corporate sales Lens---------------> white boy with a white collar Account Executive ----> You have officially been one-up'd Money is good but is it worth the price of being happy!? (boutta quit move down to key west with friends and play drums to make my living enjoy the semi tropical climate have de seck's with de hawt womons in de beerkeenees zat awr oon vakat-i-on wee wee pee pee hawn hawn) Then maybe open a bar down there with the guy and his fiance i am going down there with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Det, i totally saw you planting tulips on state st this morning. Super kewl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i sit behind a desk in a computer lab. its really un-rewarding. but its ridiculously easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I am the lead guitar player and singer of the band Modest Mouse. sucks for you... actually i kinda like them just wanted to crush your spirits if it was true...YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'LL MEET ON THE HYPERGLOBALMEGANET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I work at a store. And speaking of LPs, our dude got his face fucking rocked in the parking lot last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 ^^^dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 or a lego house or a lego sock sammich.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Dont touch those old people, my nigga. You'll get scabies, or monkey pox, or worse! Prairie Dog flu or some shit. I'm about to start going to school full time in about a few weeks...so im unemployed right now. It sucks, I want a damn job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I work at a store. And speaking of LPs' date=' our dude got his face fucking rocked in the parking lot last week.[/quote'] I never understood why places sometimes hire little guys. I have dumped a few LPs head first into the concrete for trying to stop me. haha. There was another place that hired some lady in her mid 40s or so. She tried to bear hug me. I just broke her hold and pushed her down on the floor. She started screaming for help like i punched the shit out of her. hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 city worker i get paid while listening to howard stern in my truck with the AC blastin' taking pictures of chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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