Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Guest spectr

This deserves a thread

Recommended Posts

Guest spectr

ST. PETERS, Mo. - A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder’s home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

 

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

 

Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder’s home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

 

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

 

As the woman drove away, she waved the dead puppy out of the car’s sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.

 

Police said they are considering felony burglary charges against woman and misdemeanor assault charges.

 

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13205576/

 

I just wish there were pictures of this...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hahaha, yeah I read that... I love how she drives away waving it out the sun roof.

 

Real Cruella DeVille vibe...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

As the woman drove away, she waved the dead puppy out of the car’s sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said.

 

Thats awesome...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Classic I was hoping i wasnt the only one who remembered that!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Holy shit my local CBS news just plugged today's top story. "FBI SEEKS WOMAN FOR WEAPONIZING DEAD PUPPIES. News at eleven."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hahah man i'm bored, hey here's some subtext to the article that you forgot to mention.

 

"A man hunt has begun today by the FBI for a woman they say is the cure-all to the FBI's recent budget crisis. When Rogert DuMar spoke with CBS he had this to say, "The FBI's worth only as much as it's marketability to the American consumer, and in recent months American consumers have been asking the FBI 'what have you done for me lately?' Well this is our answer, making the most with America's dead puppy surplus."

 

Sure, at first glance a dead puppy doesn't seem so useful, but reports come St. Peters, Mo. that a 33-year old woman has seen the future, and the applications are endless."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×