shameless self promotion Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 aaaah, shit, you fuckin assholes....btw, you know you eat about 8 spiders while asleep at night during your lifetime..yes its cold and they look for warm places....close your mouth while you sleep...ha..be even more scared now you assholes...i hate all you, shit is creeeepy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 Originally posted by shameless self promotion btw, you know you eat about 8 spiders while asleep at night during your lifetime..yes its cold and they look for warm places....close your mouth while you sleep...ha..be even more scared now you assholes As long as it doesn't hurt me, and I don't know about it, I don't care, it's just a little spider. Now if it tried to crawl in there while I was awake I'd be freaked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 Originally posted by shameless self promotion aaaah, shit, you fuckin assholes....btw, you know you eat about 8 spiders while asleep at night during your lifetime..yes its cold and they look for warm places....close your mouth while you sleep...ha..be even more scared now you assholes...i hate all you, shit is creeeepy.. funny you mention that, a while ago (about a year) i woke up and closed my mouth (i sleep open mouthed) and crunch...i was in the state where youre not really awake yet, and youre groggy as hell, so i said fuck it, and i chewed it up and swollowed the crunchy thing...i really didnt want to spit it out and find out what it was... on a side note, i was watching the discovery channel and they had a special on poisoness insects/arachnids...this one guy was holding a black widow to show how they arent agressive at all, and that they only want to get away from people...they only bite when provoked or on the brink of getting crushed (supposing you had one on you while you sleep and roll over ontop of it)...interesting shit...he then proceded to say not to handle black widow spiders at home...(really?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller man, people need to call poison control when you get bit by somethin.. how abuot a nice camel toe. if you say so... http://www.cameltoe.org/images/cofee.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/745.jpg'> "killa beez sold 50 gold 60 platinum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 dude, i feel like im gonna throw up now :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 oh you dirty bastidz. Seeking, for the love of god man... close this. It's far worse than any porn that can be posted (well maybe thats a stretch) but nevertheless, its awful. I say we find the people who posted those pictures and send them to the guillotine. seeking. check your mail sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 I don't know about you folks, but when a spider is on me and I know i completely flip out. I dont mean shake my leg, I mean completely flip out. I jump around and shake everything possible (mad limbo!) and I start yelling. A really great spectacle. But with stuff that some people are afraid of (garter snakes) i have no problem holding. oh well. Harpo Marx is an oddball. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 i thought this was a thread about the asspipe, hairy red spider, or as dwel likes to call it, the leather cheerio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 harpo, i cant really close a thread just cause im scared of spiders. but dont worry, im the same as you... i'll scream like a bitch about a spider. i'll fight a whole gang of angry mexicans with baseball bats and not say a word, but a tiny spider near me and im shook... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCiEtY HaTeS Me Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 oh man...i live in new york city..bronx to be exact..and im scared of anything thats little furry and crawls...across to where i live..theres a junk yard..alot of spyders are in there...they crawll across the streets trough pipelines and come trought the toilets...this week...a huge flying roach came flying out of the bathroom sink..i flipped and freaked out...almost had a heart attack on the floor...after reading this whoel thing...i have my feet up and am paranoid of what crawls on the floor:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliteLEIT Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 bump...almost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 I was out of town over the weekend and the bugs just smelled new flesh coming from a miles away. It must be that fruity lotion that I wear because I got attacked by tons of bugs. I have several mosquito bites on my back and my left arm and leg are swollen... I'm thinking its from a spider. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 Originally posted by Secret I was out of town over the weekend and the bugs just smelled new flesh coming from a miles away. It must be that fruity lotion that I wear because I got attacked by tons of bugs. I have several mosquito bites on my back and my left arm and leg are swollen... I'm thinking its from a spider. :( This is the sexiest accident description i've ever heard.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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