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david5525

NIGHT VISISON GOGGLES<BINOCULARS<MONOCULARS

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there was a write up in the paper a couple months ago claiming writers were using night vision goggles to watch train movements and shit at night. basically the write up was waaaaay off anythign that actually happens and everybody was kind of confused about it. maybe it was just another one of this guys advertisements.

 

jerk.

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Apparently cheap ones are so un worth it.

If you are going to buy any NV equipment you should buy the top of the line stuff.

Obvious but true.

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aussie 1: ayyy, that roo can see me.

aussie 2: awww, bloody 'ell, that's not a roo, mate. it's a sheep

aussie 1: let's fuck it

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... A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.

 

They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

 

"What happened?" she asks.

 

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."

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sounds like a chance to tell aussie jokes.

 

david5525: i work for a major company that would like to

get some sample equipment for testing before we decide to buy large quantities. holla back before mods close this down and i'll give you details. we can sell 2,500 units per month.

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