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what's better than the dump you take after a night

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No sir......there is one thing better....

 

 

 

 

...the Mcdonalds breakfast afterwards

sausage mcmuffin, hash brown, apple juice

 

 

done and done

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what kind of retard gets up early enough for mcdonalds breakfast? my breakfast was a piece of yesterday's kfc

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the mcdonalds breakfast is real good after a night of drinking-- however its usually at 5am right before i turn myself in... the shit the next morning is great

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Mar 30 2006, 06:31 PM

what kind of retard gets up early enough for mcdonalds breakfast? my breakfast was a piece of yesterday's kfc

 

you don't have to get up early....not when you have a breezie who brings it to your house

 

 

oooooooo...zing

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Originally posted by MAGS156@Mar 30 2006, 01:39 PM

Tha piss I take after bustin nuts is like 100 times better than the bud mud

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Originally posted by LENS+Mar 31 2006, 04:42 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 31 2006, 04:42 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Mar 30 2006, 06:31 PM

what kind of retard gets up early enough for mcdonalds breakfast? my breakfast was a piece of yesterday's kfc

 

you don't have to get up early....not when you have a breezie who brings it to your house

 

 

oooooooo...zing

[/b]

 

my "breezie" will usually get up and make me pancakes or some other delicious meal. unfortunately she's got school today.

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you crazy?

 

I've taken shits where so much toxins are coming out

that it feels like my rectum leaves my ass and goes for

a quick swim around the toilet then climbs back covered

in broken glass a nd razor wire. That's not a good thing.

 

when I was boozing more heavily I would go a week easily

without having a normal dump. Let's just say my system

wasn't so happy with me. I was getting rum punched.

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I'm gonna have to agree with Kilo and Steve on this. The first dump is straight foul shit. There's absolutely nothing nice or satisfying about it, there's just not enough density for it to feel like you've truly unleashed the demons, and it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards.

 

The second dump though, is fucking awesome.

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I'm starting to think I shit backwards.

 

First I get this rock hard turd that feels like poping a champagne cork.

Then an hour later it's like the flood gates are opened and there's nothing nice about it.

 

either way, none of it is good.

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Beer shits are simply bad news... Aint nothing like some runny shit/piss flowing out the rectum... Tucks wipes are a great investment though.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 07:26 PM

it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards.

 

 

I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel

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Originally posted by 1988@Mar 30 2006, 02:41 PM

Beer shits are simply bad news... Aint nothing like some runny shit/piss flowing out the rectum... Tucks wipes are a great investment though.

 

 

You know I used to clown endlessly on my roommate cause he only used baby wipes, nothing less.

 

I've grown to appreciate their usefulness.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 02:26 PM

and it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards.

 

The second dump though, is fucking awesome.

 

totally agree with this one......a roll of toilet paper later and I think my ass is clean

 

ooohhh wait, I think I feel another creeper

 

.....fuck, now my ass is bleeding from wiping so much

 

BEER SHITS SUCK

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 11:34 AM

I'm starting to think I shit backwards.

 

First I get this rock hard turd that feels like poping a champagne cork.

Then an hour later it's like the flood gates are opened and there's nothing nice about it.

 

either way, none of it is good.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

 

no more...

:haha:

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Originally posted by SteveAustin@Mar 30 2006, 12:37 PM

No...the second dump of the morning is definitely better. the first one is just a warm up.

 

morning craps are great. moreso when you're still half asleep

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Originally posted by LENS+Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 07:26 PM

it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards.

 

 

I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel

[/b]

 

That simile is so fucking accurate I'm getting nauseous

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