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Originally posted by El Mamerro+Mar 30 2006, 02:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Mar 30 2006, 02:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-1988@Mar 30 2006, 02:41 PM

Beer shits are simply bad news... Aint nothing like some runny shit/piss flowing out the rectum... Tucks wipes are a great investment though.

 

 

You know I used to clown endlessly on my roommate cause he only used baby wipes, nothing less.

 

I've grown to appreciate their usefulness.

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Only true ballers know..

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Originally posted by LENS+Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 07:26 PM

it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards.

 

 

I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 11:01 AM

you crazy?

 

I've taken shits where so much toxins are coming out

that it feels like my rectum leaves my ass and goes for

a quick swim around the toilet then climbs back covered

in broken glass a nd razor wire. That's not a good thing.

 

 

 

this is the most amazing peice of 12oz literature i have ever read :haha:

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same for me, then i discovered that eating pleanty of fiber during or after heavy drinking makes the pooping the following day much easier... eat a massive bowl of rice before you go to sleep... it helps...

 

Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 07:34 PM

I'm starting to think I shit backwards.

 

First I get this rock hard turd that feels like poping a champagne cork.

Then an hour later it's like the flood gates are opened and there's nothing nice about it.

 

either way, none of it is good.

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