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Remember that thread I made about this guy I know who was going out with some really old broad with dry, frizzy, mullet hair? She lied about her age and all that?

 

 

Well, I saw some woman at the mall the other day that looked like her, and it got me thinking - whattup with the 80's long ass? How was that attractive? Like, ok, fine, Heather Locklear has noooo ass, but I guess that is what square white guys wearing flannel jackets like.

 

But then there are the swimsuit models from the 80's and early 90's who wear those two piece suits. And the bottom piece goes all the way up to the upper waist, and it's like two feet. I dunno, it's hard to explain, but maybe you guys know what I'm talking about? Imagine an old woman with a mullet and acid washed jeans..

 

Like, how the fuck was a narrow, long ass in style so recently? Not that I was ever down.

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ohh man...

seriously...

seems like asses were hella

long back then... usually

just on white girls though.....

An like jeans back then were made fer

those lonnnng asses... you can still find

those jeans... lurking... in every thrift

store... lurking.

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yea i am glad we live in the day in age we live in i need a nice rear i love that shit like i love buffalo chicken...

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^^I have noticed this as well some asian girls are even shaped like upsidedown triangles fucking grossness

 

but i will say i still love a asian bitch to death peace out

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dood.. remember when jim lee would draw girls in swimsuits..and they would have long ass.. i think it was some weird early 90's aesthetic.

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Originally posted by ego maniac@Mar 3 2006, 12:22 PM

ohh man...

seriously...

seems like asses were hella

long back then... usually

just on white girls though.....

An like jeans back then were made fer

those lonnnng asses... you can still find

those jeans... lurking... in every thrift

store... lurking.

 

get one and sport it for halloween. You'll scare everybody!

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And yo, my buddy said he went to a jeans store and the lady explained what "bootcut" means, and he said it's mad gay. Like, it's supposed to snug right into your asscrack and have no seam or something gay like that...not sure.

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hahahah grossness!!!....

hahaha

I cant stop laughin... I keep imaginin

long asses.... whats gross is when guys have em...

and....... belie that...

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I was just talkin about this the other day. like how a chick in the 80s would be "FLy!" but today she would be like "ehhhhh". my my how times have changed

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Originally posted by ego maniac@Mar 3 2006, 09:43 AM

hahahah grossness!!!....

hahaha

I cant stop laughin... I keep imaginin

long asses.... whats gross is when guys have em...

and....... belie that...

 

NOTHIN WRONG WITH THAT. DUDES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE BIG ASSES. UNLESS YOU EXPECT DUDES TO HAVE ASSES LIKE BEYONCE.

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Originally posted by Scarekroe+Mar 3 2006, 01:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarekroe - Mar 3 2006, 01:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ego maniac@Mar 3 2006, 09:43 AM

hahahah grossness!!!....

hahaha

I cant stop laughin... I keep imaginin

long asses.... whats gross is when guys have em...

and....... belie that...

 

NOTHIN WRONG WITH THAT. UNLESS YOU EXPECT DUDES TO HAVE ASSES LIKE BEYONCE.

[/b]

 

 

no no....

theres a difference between long... an

normal////....

 

you know this.....

 

why... you gotta long ass er sumthin?

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Originally posted by BoB Hope ONER@Mar 3 2006, 12:40 PM

dood.. remember when jim lee would draw girls in swimsuits..and they would have long ass.. i think it was some weird early 90's aesthetic.

 

 

haha oh yeah!

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Originally posted by ego maniac@Mar 3 2006, 11:22 AM

ohh man...

seriously...

seems like asses were hella

long back then... usually

just on white girls though.....

An like jeans back then were made fer

those lonnnng asses... I still buy

those jeans... when i'm lurking... in every thrift

store... lurking.

 

 

 

reaaally now eh?

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boot cut has nothing to do with your ass.. boot cut means that its slightly flared below the knee instead of tapered to accomodate the wearing of a boot.

 

the crotch and the ass 'seam' is called the rise.. front and rear.. depending on which company made the jeans.. they fuck with the rear rise.. making some pants ride in your ass..its partly due to bad patternmakers and partly due to bad aesthetics.

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Originally posted by BoB Hope ONER@Mar 3 2006, 01:12 PM

boot cut has nothing to do with your ass.. boot cut means that its slightly flared below the knee instead of tapered to accomodate the wearing of a boot.

 

the crotch and the ass 'seam' is called the rise.. front and rear.. depending on which company made the jeans.. they fuck with the rear rise.. making some pants ride in your ass..its partly due to bad patternmakers and partly due to bad aesthetics.

 

 

oh, alright. Yeah, that's what I originally thought (re: bootcut), so I guess this guy just got confused by the lady at the clothing store.

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