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how many cats does a person ACTUALLY need?

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Guest beardo

seriously.

 

ive been house sitting for a few months at this place with 5 (five) fucking cats.

the woman is moving back today, and bringing 3 (three) more with her.

 

i like cats more than dogs.

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I like cats, but im more of a dog person.

 

But i think that 1 is sufficient, i could probably live with 2 but i would prefer 1.

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i guess it comes down to how depressed teh owner is or how many friends he or she need to replace?

 

i dont like cats too much. they're wild and on their own. i dont see much compassion in em like i see in dogs.

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Depends. If you're a lonely, single middle-aged woman who couldn't keep a man, then there is no limit to how many cats you live with. Usually these were the girls that were stuck up in their teens and 20's and felt they didn't need a personality, then it came to bite them in the ass when they started pushing 40. Lonely women with bad attitudes seem to live with 50+ cats.

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i like cats and dogs. i like cats more because i don't got to let them out in the middle of the night to go to the restroom.

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OH I WAS GON SAY. "YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH PUSSY HUB". BUT I HAD A PCP BRAIN SPASM. OH.

 

 

MERO

DRAMCIIIIDEEEE

HELLBOUNDDDD.

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Guest

this is my roomate!

 

easy%20-%20cat%20lady.gif

 

she's got two cats and one's just a little stinker kitten.

If you have more than 2 cats, you are officially a crazy cat lady.

 

here's the science:

 

single people clean the house less than married people,

and cat poo can make you go insane (look it up on google if

you dont believe me) and that insanity will make them get more cats.

Then repeat.

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there's only five? what the hell! swampy is slippin'

always pickin' cat hair outta my mouth.

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im going to be 80 with 80 cats. the old cat lady. who the fuck wants a perma-man anyway?

 

i was watching animal planet, and the rescue people in jersey or nyc found an apartment with like 160 feral cats. a woman owned the apartment and everything but they just got out of control and never say humans...

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jun 5 2005, 11:19 PM

I GOT ONE BLACK CAT, THE NIGGA IS CRAZY OLD.

 

 

MEROOOOOOOO

I GOT A OVEN

ON MY WIDDAIST

 

hahahahaha, that shit was mad funny to me.

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