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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERO


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How the fuck did I almost miss this this?

 

Anyway homie, happy fucking birthday even though I'm later than that girl you plugged the other night with no rubber on's period's gonna be on this thread thing. Please believe if I were in town we'd be tossing aids-riddled crackheads that do their laundry in the backs of their toilets and proceed to burn down their apt., causing massive water damage to your fouton and tv so you toss the mattress onto the fire escape and leave your busted TV on the floor for your homo-ass ex-roommates to clean up (yeah those types of crackheads, you know the type) off the roof.

 

Anyway, I've been burning maple leaves all night and breathing in the smoke all deep and shit so I'm gonna go shoot mountain dew and startbucks little frappacino drinks into my eyelids.

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M.eroeL.B.ender?

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