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Re: It's The Shit Thread - no homo

 

so i saw the new halloween movie

with my homie, his lady, and her friend....

didnt really like it...

my homie's, lady's friend told me

she has nightmares of famous people killing her..

like michael meyers, jason, URSULA from the LITTLE MERMAID....

".....wait....... what???" was my reply....

the little mermaid was in her kitchin eating all her food

and tried killing her but she threw her out a window

and she died.... girl was serious as hell about the dream too...

:lol:

i never heard nothing like that before....

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Re: It's The Shit Thread - no homo

 

yeah sex, titties, i get it...

he wasnt puttin in shit,

he coulda banged that one girl while wearing

the sheet lookin like a ghost, but naw...

plus i was expecting most of the things that happened..

for some reason rob zombies films arent scary to me at all...

just slightly amusing...

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Re: It's The Shit Thread - no homo

 

my brothers car got stolen 2 days before thanksgiving.

 

we got a notice in the mail for some parking tickets yesterday and my brother was like

"what the fuck?, someones riding my shit"

i yahoo mapped the addres of the citation and it turned out to be about 4 blocks away from our house.

me and my brother roll out there and sure enough its right there.

we gave it a jump and drove it home

 

these clowns took the brand new stereo and catalict converter.

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