^ . ^ Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread today sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread hahahaha....eh wasnt funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread it had potential the idea was good but didnt quite pan out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread maybe if it was in farenheit i dont understand this celsius stuff youre in america now speak american Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread It's 3:10A.M. and someones car alarm has been going off for about 20minutes. The owner is standing on the sidewalk just staring at it. It's the loud honk kind not the siren. It's becoming tiresome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludwig van beethoven Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread goodnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Somebody in my office just opened something that smells like dog food. Hardcore canned soft wet dog food. I can't detect where the smell is coming from. I thought somebody was pulling a prank on me like leaving it outside my cube. No dice...Its giving me a headache... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. I need some COFFEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread One word: Murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread you need a smelloscope just like a telescope, only you use it to track down smells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Catface? Needs Coffee? You don't have any? No redbull? Nothin? How strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread you need a smelloscope just like a telescope, only you use it to track down smells or a flexible sigmoitiscope. its like a telescope except................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I think i forgot to put deorderant on this morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I think i forgot to put deorderant on this morning... Murder whoever makes a remark about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread stinky and dumb....wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread HAHAHA.... also add....FATTY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread no I woke up late so I was rushing, i dont smell yet I just realized it. I am going home to apply when I grab lunch... I AM HUSKY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I just heard someone say "I just want to help people. I'm a smile merchant." Good lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Kill them!! They are an alien lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Thats your second time to tell someone to kill someone else... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Thats your second time to tell someone to kill someone else... It solves all problems but yours is a special case....alien lizards need to be irradiated off the face of our plant! Bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread jerks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread My Weekend With The Miss. Ok This will probably be one of my last posts for awhile. I feel I've been spending too much time on here so after today and tomorrow morning don't expect another awesome story for at least a month. I'll still lurk for a few min or two but not hours like I usually do. So after tomorrow morning if you need to contact me do it on the Team Alco myspace or my own. Now on with the show. So I had the parentals pad for the weekend and decided to take full advantage of it with my woman. We arrived on Friday at 10PM. Grabbed some Sonics and a bottle of wild turkey. Had drunk love and went to bed. Woke up the next day and took a shower. After I drew a bath.... Hopped in with the woman and chillaxed listening to explosions in the sky (suggested by HighSociety) and Manitoba's crayon (suggested by El Mams). A 45 min soak in bath milk and salts is amazing. Definitely better with a partner while playing around with the good parts. Hopped out took a nap for about 5 hours. Woke up and decided to go out to dinner and a movie. We went to the elephant bar where I couldn't help but flirt with every waitress in there. My girl understands that I can't stop being amazing around other woman. I think she enjoys it actually and to tell you the truth I don't mind letting her know I still got it. I order a tri-tip and vegetables and was severely disappointed. So I had to take down a couple jack and cokes. Paid for the bill and got the fuck out of there. We had about an hour to kill before the movies so we decided to drive around a bit. I find it cute that when you drive around the ghetto the girl your with gets all scared and shit. I feel like a real tough guy. We end up at the movie theaters with 5 min to spare and there's some nut outside preaching about god and how the end is coming. He gave me this cleverly designed card which I believed it was a blockbuster card at first but....you'll see....... Wild shit. Anyways we watched 300. Now I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind Leonidas chilling in my room while I fuck my girl yelling "For Spartaaaaaa!!!!" Anyways I got what I paid for. If you're watching that movie with the intention to make connection between it and historical facts you wont enjoy it but if you watch the movie with the mind frame that it's based off a comic book you'll appreciate it for what it is. Head back to the pad for some more naughty lovin'. Oh and it is a big deal cause I haven't seen my lady for about 2 weeks prior to this weekend on the account of me always being with other friends. So we fell asleep watching the history channel which was airing the battle of Thermopylae. I had some crazy dreams two of them involving EBP's girl but I didn't think anything of it cause they were tossed in there with dreams of me killing people and riding unicorns. PS I was very drunk before we went to bed. Woke up and decided to lube up in the shower and have some crazy sex. Got the idea from this site.. http://tour.bigwetbutts.com/t1/. Hit up some lube and some olive oil all over our body and it felt like fucking one giant big vagina due to all the wetness. Pic of the olive oil but I forgot to flickature the lubes. Anyways highly recommended just be careful since everything is slippery and you could lose balance and snap your dick in half. Also when you clean up in the shower all the oil and lube hits the floor and you now have turned the shower into a giant death trap. After the shower I drew another bath..... Took flicks of the woman.... Just a sampler the rest are for my eyes only. Had some more fun in the hot tub which I'm going to have to say was the best part of the weekend. Theres nothing funner than relaxing in a tub full of hot water and turning the cold water on just to splash around. I played the same music as before which reminds me I need some more mellow songs. Hopped out took a nap for about an hour then proceeded to make love in every nook and cranny of my parents house excluding their bedroom cause that shits just weird. I can't understand people who fuck in their parents bedrooms. Afterwards made an awesome dip for Taquitos which goes as follows.... + = Which is delicious and when combined with a couple of these.... Its all good. Random pics of interest. Bath and shower where a lot of magic happened. Living room A but we mostly chilled in living room B where I hooked up my laptop to the big screen and the quality was surprisingly good. I decided to flick this as we were packing up cause i thought it was funny that i threw the birth control right next to the Wild Turkey. Classy. Well I guess thats it. This is Zero signing off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I started to read that. Then I decided I didn't really care. I thought ya'll broke up? But the pictures reminded me of something I heard recently. Prince has a special servant hired specifically to wash down the people he sleeps with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Still together. Broke up for awhile you know how that goes. You girls just get crazy then when shit hits the fan leave but come back later when the coast is clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kherd russel Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread chanl 0 is lackin today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i need some filipino advice....i bought a big bottle of that filipino sweet/hot sauce....but dont know what to eat with it....help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread is it this? if so, you can eat it with lumpia, eggrolls, pork.....and i think thats what i usually eat it with. love that stuff though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ^^yeah...its called "mae ploy" sweet chilli sauce....i need to call up my pinay homegirl and see if she can cook me some lumpia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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