stuntastic Posted November 7, 2004 Author Share Posted November 7, 2004 any one ever masterbate while pooping? i hear its a rush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Instead of sitting normaly, spin around and shit that way. It leaves awsome stains down the bowl. (best done at some one elses house) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Originally posted by stuntastic@Nov 7 2004, 04:03 AM any one ever masterbate while pooping? i hear its a rush Quoted post hahhahahah jesus the thought of that is so foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Originally posted by iquit@Nov 6 2004, 01:00 PM i don't want this nasty pisswater splashing up into my asshole when i drop the goosebombs. Quoted post Normally I put a whole bunch of toilet paper in the bowl before I break seal, by doing this you can effectively create a cushion between your poo and the water so that spalsh factor is avoided. Robothrusters tip of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Procrastination at its best, forget studying for finals. I just marked iquits paper. Sorry the points are blurred, the first point says "toilet paper in water blocks water/ass contact" Point 2 says "Please just wrap some TP around your penis in future B/C there wont be TP left for the next person" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 i gotta shit right now. but i dont wanna get up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Originally posted by Im Broke@Nov 7 2004, 05:44 PM i gotta shit right now. but i dont wanna get up. Quoted post Shit your pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
about:blank Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 LEAN LEFT AT BREATHE (whoo whoo hee whoo whoo hee) best pooping advice ive ever gotten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 no rituals just reading people magazine and doing crosswords but shhhh girl's dont pooh :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 This thread is the best. And honestly, if yahll guys really do have the shit that you say you do when you shit, you all have some serious OCD things going on. Haha... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by TuffKid@Nov 5 2004, 09:17 PM i have to wipe 12 times before i get up.... Quoted post so you wipe while still sitting down? i've heard of other males doing this, and never understood why... you just wipe it towards your balls, and that's not where i want shit to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 camel lights and reading material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Dont you love it when you take a shit and you go to wipe your ass but theres no shit on the toilet paper!so you try and wipe like 1-2 times more just to make sure your ass is clean. on another note ,when i shit,my eyes usually water.I also dont read when im on the toilet,i usually just count the tiles on the floor or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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