Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 I'm out, but before i leave, consider this : An underground wrestling combat between a penguin and an octopus. HOW FUCKING HIP HOP ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by Pilau Hands it would probably feel squishay and weird...and then the octopus would handle you. i don't know about all that. if i had a sharp thing it would probably take off if i was to cut off a tenticle (is this the right term?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed ok gotcha. but the olsens don't really need a whole army to take them down. it was more fun for me to speculate what a octopus feels like. do you know? THEY'RE WORTH BILLIONS!! THEY CAN UNLEASH ARMIES LARGER THAN MOST WORLD COUNTRIES CAN!! We need all the help we can get. And yeah, I've handled a few octopuses (octopi?). They're pretty much the slimiest thing on earth. And it's incredibly creepy how they'll just slither up your arm while grasping down with vacuum force. The scariest part is being unable to see it's sharp beak, but still feeling it against your exposed skin, ready to bite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Oh, and by the way, I really like what we've done to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed if i had a sharp thing it would probably take off if i was to cut off a tenticle (is this the right term?) HA!! The tentacles grow right back. Octopuses are simply not to be fucked with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro THEY'RE WORTH BILLIONS!! THEY CAN UNLEASH ARMIES LARGER THAN MOST WORLD COUNTRIES CAN!! We need all the help we can get. And yeah, I've handled a few octopuses (octopi?). They're pretty much the slimiest thing on earth. And it's incredibly creepy how they'll just slither up your arm while grasping down with vacuum force. The scariest part is being unable to see it's sharp beak, but still feeling it against your exposed skin, ready to bite... Sometimes i read your posts. And I wonder. Why aren't you dead yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 the olsen twins looks like those fucking russ troll dolls. anyone who claims different is a liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 http://www.paperrad.org/trolls.jpg'> they arent worth billions yet, thats when they turn 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ^That's true. But they still command the allegiance of teenyboppers worldwide. It's a tough enemy. Pinup, beats the hell out of me. God knows I've been attacked by all sorts of creatures, thank God none of them were too serious (except for the stonefish). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 imagine their empire. geeeeeeeez. i still think they look like trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by dowmagik the olsen twins looks like those fucking russ troll dolls. anyone who claims different is a liar. true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro HA!! The tentacles grow right back. Octopuses are simply not to be fucked with. yah but how fast? they sound absolutely disgusting. i think i'd be too grossed out to even get near one. http://www.rwalden.com/Pups0299/Pups504.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 oh and i got this when i was searching for gorilla http://osrin.netfirms.com/osrin/randompics/gorilla.jpg'> i don't think i want them in our army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ^^^ My Penguin Special Corps, on the other hand, seem delighted by the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed i don't think i want them in our army speak for yourself. we need to fight fire with fire.... and at the moment I can't even tell the gender of most of our infantry. The penguins all look like little dudes in suits, the octopi are kind of asexual, and unless the monkeys are dressed in pink, I think they are all guys too. We gotta fight girls WITH girls. (and blue lazers as to not match their pink lazers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ^^^ Key3. Great. Just great. Now ABC is gonna come along talking about phallic lazer guns again. And then TURBOCAPSLOK will want to add a salad regiment. And then... Fuck it. http://www.csdm.qc.ca/stejarc/dictionnaire/imagesdicopq/pingouin.jpg'> ' I stand alone.4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 dont worry yourself pinup.... I'm just trying to include those girls ube posted. you do want that dont you? http://members.tripod.com/~homeo/Penguin-tiny.jpg'> or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ^^ we can probably ditch the bitch with the botched boob job. damn...the nipples aren't supposed to be looking at stars...kinda ruins it for me. I think we need these guys in the navy as well. http://www.dolphinreef.co.il/kids/gallery/images/wshark.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 I completely forgot what thread this was. Umm...14 is legal in Hawaii? damn. and yeah...not really a fan of the olsens or of blondes in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 austin.... you want to train the sharks not to eat our infantry? we cant risk high numbers of 'Freindly Feeding Frenzy Fire' like when the shars eat pinup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 when they learn of the higher objective...the won't want to bother with penguins. I'll train em and feed them mimes. oh yeah...you better believe they'll have freakin' lasers on their heads as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 This thread is thread is increasingly rocking awesomeness as it goes. The fact The Longest Day and the fighting atmosphere is going on TV behind me as i read this contributes to how much i'm enjoying reading this. http://unquietmind.com/images2/penguins.jpg'> ' All ready and awaiting your orders. ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ATTACK!!!! and buy that.... I really mean photoshop some 'guins messing with the twins. TWINS -VS- 'GUINS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> ATTACK!!!! and buy that.... I really mean photoshop some 'guins messing with the twins. TWINS -VS- 'GUINS I'll give it a shot this weekend when stuff will have calmed down a bit. I won't neglect this worthy cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro Squid suck, except giant and collossal squid. They're dumb, and they don't have the dexterity and flexibility of an octopus, which is smarter than a cat and can fit through holes less that 3% their body size. http://www.marinelife.com.hk/Discovery/pic/Blueringed_Octopus/large/Blue_ring_1.jpg'> This is our Special Operatives Octopus. But fuck yes octopus rock, has anyone ever seen/heard of a Mimic Octopus? They change their color and manipulate their bodies to trick their prey into thinking they're some non-threatening animal and then they eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 http://www.advertisingballoons.com/images/heliumpurpleoctipus.jpg'> octopi air bridage ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Tonight : Pinup's special Spelling rampage Originally posted by <KEY3> bridage ! I promise it's the last time i do this. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 we need something bigger than a shark for the navy... somethin that the 'guins can hide in then get out of and attack... i guess we need an animal that has a symbiotic relationship with the 'guin... let me get back to yall when i figue this one out...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 sorry.... I was excited and not spell checking... brigade ? that's better ya weasely frenchie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 http://www.whalewatchmaui.com/wwimages/breach18.jpg'> these guys could act as a sub. armys get into them then the whale can carry them to L.A. right on the beach house that the girls will be in and then attack! its over...:king: and these guys wont kill 'guins... thats the killer whale... all these big guys eat are phyto plankton(Spl?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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