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i've been drinking tons of water, at work today, for no reason i was hot as fuck and sweating out what i believed to be the toxins getting out of my system.

thank you guys and girls for all your support, you and myreal life friends have been a great help these last few days.

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^ I absolutely love it!

 

Aqua Teen is definately in my top five shows.

 

Carl: "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!"

 

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Inignok: "You many dimensions do you have? We have 5.

Err: "Thousand!"

Inignok: Yes...5 thousand.

 

So what else is new knightbats?

 

I just got stuck behind the longest slowest moving train I've ever seen.

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Originally posted by iquit on myspace

a few nights ago i was smoking a cigarette while taking a shit. i was drunk. i tried to drop the cigarette between my legs into the bowl and i scorched my testicles. it felt great.

 

:lol: :lol: Haha, that shit is hilarious.

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kanye west?

 

cant remember who was askin bout the kanye west songs? heres a few dunno if you got them already?

 

talib kweli ft kanye "good to you"

kanye "girls"

kanye ft john stephens "homecoming"

kanye "deams of fuckin lil kim"

talib ft kanye "im good"

kanye (ushers confessions remix)

jadakiss ft kanye "gettin it"

do or die ft kanye "higher"

common and kanye "uh oh" (not sure on right name)

kanye west ft common "better than yours"

kanye ft glc "heavy hitters"

monica and kanye "knock knock"

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I don't think I've shared this story with 12oz, and I think you'll enjoy it.

 

One night I was playing cards with my friend who works at the Adult entertainment store. So we're in the back room talking and playing and this guy walks in, so we walk out to the front and hes got a YMCA Day Camp Councilor shirt on. I thought that shit was kind of funny, you know, being that he's in a porn shop, but it was whatever. So we're chilling by the register and he comes up and hes like... In the sleaziest, most disgusting voice ever "sooo uhhhhh... Do you have any good squirter movies? Cause I rented one the other week and it was kind of boring..." So one of the other employees takes him back and points him to the fetish section. 5 Minutes later hes back at the front... "Uhhh, ya, so could you suggest a bondage movie..." Other dude takes him and points out the bondage. This guy comes back with 3 movies. One hardcore bondage flick, Squirting Sister and Tranny Whores. All while wearing his YMCA Day Camp Councilor teeshirt...

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Originally posted by Milton

I don't think I've shared this story with 12oz, and I think you'll enjoy it.

 

One night I was playing cards with my friend who works at the Adult entertainment store. So we're in the back room talking and playing and this guy walks in, so we walk out to the front and hes got a YMCA Day Camp Councilor shirt on. I thought that shit was kind of funny, you know, being that he's in a porn shop, but it was whatever. So we're chilling by the register and he comes up and hes like... In the sleaziest, most disgusting voice ever "sooo uhhhhh... Do you have any good squirter movies? Cause I rented one the other week and it was kind of boring..." So one of the other employees takes him back and points him to the fetish section. 5 Minutes later hes back at the front... "Uhhh, ya, so could you suggest a bondage movie..." Other dude takes him and points out the bondage. This guy comes back with 3 movies. One hardcore bondage flick, Squirting Sister and Tranny Whores. All while wearing his YMCA Day Camp Councilor teeshirt...

 

 

NIGGA SAID "TRANNY WHORES" YO SON THAT IS GROSS, AND THE NIGGA IS TALKING TO LITTLE KIDS ALL DAY AT THE Y...NO HOMO.

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