The Nonsense thread

[CancerDancer]

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[CancerDancer]

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NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vanfullofretards]

Is that Chris Dorner in the middle?

[vanfullofretards]

75 chopsticks found in pants of man accused of trespassing

 

headline quoted from local news site lol

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[MedicineCabinet]

copy/pasted from elsewhere

 

"I ask you guys to read this thread with an open mind. I'm not claiming this is 100% fact, I'm just saying here are some things to think about to entertain your thoughts. This is from a compile of notes that I took from books and websites.

 

 

Annunaki

 

 

There are many ancient myths spanning across different geographic locations which speak of a "Golden Age" when men lived like gods. There was constant climate and temperature, and legends speak of canopy of water vapor around the Earth that made the sun look hazy and protected the surface from the extremes of sunlight.

 

There was no death or suffering as we know it.

 

Human awareness just chose to leave the body and return to the densities of pure consciousness or moved into another body. Legends say that you could communicate with animals. Humans and animals spoke the same language -- it was a global society with a common language of telepathic communication through which people decoded each other's thoughts. The highly advanced cultures of Atlantis and Mu developed during the Golden Age and they were way ahead of where we are now.

 

Sumerian tablets speak of Annunaki, gods who genetically-manipulated humans to become their slaves after arriving here hundreds of thousands of years ago. Sumerians believed they were slaves of the gods.

 

Researcher Lloyd Pye who specializes in human DNA points that the human DNA has more than 4,000 defects compared with only a few hundred in chimpanzees and gorillas. He says that there is evidence of gene segments that have been cut, flipped, and reinserted upside down back into genome. Chromosomes have also been fused together which is why we appear to have two fewer than the higher primates like chimps and gorillas. Such fusions are only seen in laboratories.

 

Modern man was manipulated genetically by the Annunaki gods to be their slaves and given the brain capacity and physical frame to best serve them as administrators and workers. Bright enough to do the jobs required of them but not bright enough to see what was going on.

 

There is a book called "Left in the Dark" written by two scientists who spent 15 years researching human evolution, particularly with regard to the brain. They conclude that the human brain reached the peak of its powers some time in the distant past and then it began to 'devolve.' Brain capacity expanded at an increasingly rapid rate over millions of years and then this expansion suddenly stopped about 200,000 years ago and a brain mass of about 1,440 grams at its peak has since declined to around 1,300 grams.

 

Their findings also correspond with Rebecca Cann who's a professor of Genetics at the University of Hawaii. She co-authored a study which suggests that all modern humans are descended from a single mother who lived in Africa about 200,000 B.C.

 

A group of researchers at the Human Genome Project say that they believe that 97% of DNA coding which is termed as "junk DNA" because they don't know what it does, could be genetic code of extraterrestrial life forms. After comprehensive analysis with assistance of other scientists, computer programmers, mathematicians and other scholars , Professor Chang began to consider if the "junk human DNA" was created by some kind of extraterrestrial programmer.

 

Ancient accounts throughout the world also include the same theme. State of paradise, the Golden Age, being replaced by the "Fall of Man".

 

Following the genetic manipulation, the Annunaki placed hybrid bloodlines with more of their genetics who were to be "royal" bloodlines that would serve their interests among the human population. These "royal" bloodlines is what the "Illuminati" stems from. The 'gods' were going to disappear from human sight and manipulate in the background because if humans didn't know they were being controlled there could be no opposition or rebellion against the 'gods' they didn't know existed.

 

The hybrids were taught advanced knowledge by the Annunaki across many fields such as astronomy, mathematics and technology and this knowledge was kept from people as much as possible using secret societies, oaths and language. The hybrid 'royal' bloodlines of the gods were symbolised by emblems in the form of a dragon, snake, sphinx and depicted as half-human and half-serpent.

 

These are the bloodlines known as the Illuminati.

 

Religions

 

William Cooper wrote, "Throughout history, aliens have manipulated humans and ruled humanity by means of various secret societies, occultism, magic sorcery and religion." They are doing this today and they want total control of the planet through total control of the human mind. The world religion has a common meaning around the world in different languages which, in the end, all derive from Sumeria/Mesoptamia. It means to "submit" and therefore be dominated.

 

Religion limits the perception of self and the world, creates a hierarchical structure of top-down dictatorship, uses fear and guilt to impose a belief system and provides endless opportunities to divide and rule the population.

 

Religions, secret societies and Satanism are all worshipping the same Annunaki 'gods' and in doing so the advocates and participants are synchronizing their energy fields with the Annunaki beyond human sight and feeding their life force to them. Religions were established to confine human perception to the beliefs, rules and regulations of the religious Thought Police and to lock people into a powerful 'servant vibration'.

 

Annunaki have been working for eons to possess and control the human mind and disconnect us from higher consciousness, and if they can trick the population into worshiping them literally, or via symbolic deities and gods, it makes it much easier to do that.

 

Every religion has an inner core that knows what the texts really mean, and an outer "Church" that hasn't got a clue. As a result, they are worshiping the Annunaki gods and giving them their mind-power and energy -- making a vibrational connection -- while believing they are worshiping God.

 

It's interesting to note that at the core most of the main religions (Christianity, Islam and Judaism) are worship of the planet Saturn. Satan is symbolized by planet Saturn as well. Saturn at one point in time was a brown dwarf star. Mainstream science says that Saturn gives out 2.5 times more energy than it receives from the Sun.

 

Whenever mythology speaks of a sun god as symbolized by Christianity, they were not referring to our sun, but the black sun AKA planet Saturn.

 

The Phoenicians regarded El-Saturn as their chief deity; Eusebius informs us that El, a name used also in the Bible as a name for God, was the name of Saturn. God El is represented by a black cube. Whenever you see the cube used as a religious or other esoteric symbol, it's representing Saturn.

 

The holiest site in Islam is the Kabba in Mecca which is a black cube. Muslims are supposed to kneel and face the direction of the Kaaba five times a day and 'pray to Mecca.' The Five Pillars of Islam insist that Muslims make the pilgrimage to the Kaaba at least once in their lifetimes. Pilgrims are told to walk around the Kaaba seven times and try to kiss the Black Stone on each circuit. They are told to pray in concentric circles around the Kabba.

 

They don't know that they're worshiping Saturn. We have the Jewish esotetic and mystical work, the Kabbalah - Kabb-Allah. This can be translated as 'Cube-god'. The Christian cross can also be symbolized as an opened-out cube.

 

The god of Judaism, known as 'El' is in fact a representation of Saturn, hence Isra-EL.

 

In 1979, NASA's Voyager spacecraft showed a perfect geometric hexagon formed by the winds on the north pole of Saturn. In October 2006, the Cassini craft found that it was still there exactly as it was.

 

 

The six-pointed star (star of david) which comes from this is the Jewish symbol. It's on the Israeli flag. It's also interesting to note that the massive constantly-spinning storm system captured at the south pole looks like an eye. It's no coincidence that the number 6 and the six-pointed star and the all-seeing are such prominent symbols.

 

More Saturn Symbolism

Black robes are worn by judges, catholic priests, school/college graduates, rabbis, etc. because black robes represent the planet Saturn. They are a symbol for Saturn. The square black mortarboard as represented by high school and college graduates is also a symbol of Saturn.

 

Saturn was called by ancient people "Lord of the Rings". J R R Tolkien symbolized the controlling force in the book as a fiery serpent eye - the Eye of Sauron.

 

Saturn was directly connected to Yahweh. Saturn in all Phoenician language was called Shabbath and the worship, to honor him was called Sabbath. This is why Jews celebrate Sabbath on Saturday (Saturn-day). So when Jews are having Sabbath they're actually paying homeage to planet Saturn and the Muslims are doing the same by praying to Kabba.

 

Sheriff in the ancient Egyptian was a lawgiver and his badge was always a six pointed star which is another symbol of Saturn. US Sheriffs in the wild west up to today still wear the six pointed star. It is interesting that Saturn’s symbol is the six pointed star, Saturn in the 6th planet from the sun, Saturnday is the 6th day of the week, and now NASA is receiving images of “the Saturn Hexagram” (6 sided) atmospheric formation at Saturn’s poles.

 

The 6th chakra of the human energy system is the 3rd eye/pineal gland (6, 3 times = 666). When your 3rd eye chakra opens you develop your 6th sense of intuition and spirituality. From a consciousness perspective, the 6th sense, your intuitions/hunches, are messengers of god, etc.

 

Halos/rings all symbolize Saturn.

 

"That is why today, when you get married, you get married before God. And the symbol of that God is the ring that is put on each other's fingers. The ring of Saturn. In the marriage phrases, one also begins to see what that has to do with Saturn.

 

So when you get married, you get married with a ring and the symbol of that God is the ring, the ring of Saturn. You're wearing God's ring.

 

And the yarmulke was the round ring that you wear on your head, for Saturn your God. Even in the middle ages, in the temples, Catholic monks would shave their heads in a round circle, and the Hebrews, instead of doing that, would wear the yarmulke. But it all had to do with the round rings of Saturn."

-Jordan Maxwell

 

“The ancient name of Saturn was, as mentioned, EL. It is the reason why those that were chosen by EL, were called Elites. In fact the words, Elect, Elder, Elevated, Elohim, Temple, Circle, Gospel, Apostle, Disciple, Evangelists, etc., all derive from the Cult of EL. Angels are messengers of god. But god was EL, which is why we have the names of the Archangels bearing the ‘el,’ suffix Raphael, Michael, Uriel, Gabriel, etc,.”

 

Michael Tsarion, “Astrotheology and Sidereal Mythology”

 

“The plural term Elohim appears over 2500 times in the Old Testament but is falsely translated in most versions. This fact of plurality explains why in Genesis ‘Gods’ said, ‘Let us make man in our image.’ As stated, Elohim refers to both ‘gods’ and ‘goddesses,’ and its singular form, El, served as a prefix or suffix to names of gods, people and places, whence EmmanuEl, GabriEl, BethEl, etc. Even ‘Satan’ was one of the Elohim.”

 

Acharya S., “The Christ Conspiracy”

 

The gods of ELohim are angELs, the messengers of god. When witches cast a speEL, they put the “Hex” (6) on someone, and when chefs deep fry something, they “Deep 6” it. It is the ELites who run the world today. Elite comes from the “IsraElites” which came from the Egyptian worship of the Moon (Isis), the Sun, (Ra), and Saturn (Elohim), hence IsRaEl.

 

The “Kabballah” of Jewish mysticism/Masonry comes from KabbaAllah or “CubeGod” around which people gather and ceremonially walk in circles. Thus it can be said they are “circling the square.” Masons are also constantly referring to “circling the square” and “squaring the circle.” For instance, this is why a “boxing” match is fought for “rounds” in the “ring” but it is actually a 4 sided square arena with corners.

 

“Saturn is an important key to understanding the long heritage this conspiracy has back to antiquity. The city of Rome was originally known as Saturnia or City of Saturn. The Roman Catholic church retains much of the Saturn worship in its ritual. Saturn also relates to Lucifer. In various occult dictionaries Saturn is associated with evil. Saturn was important to the religion of Mithra, and also the Druids.”

 

–Fritz Springmeier, “Bloodlines of the Illuminati”

 

Forewarnings of Events Hidden In Plain Sight

 

It's interesting to note that they place things in public view which foretell events that they have planned.

 

In the Lone Gunman episode of "X Files" (aired 6 months before 9/11), a faction within the government hijacks the control of the airplanes from the ground and aims at the world trade center and this is done in order to have a justification for wars.

 

Three days before the Batman shooting, Lil Wayne video "Still Homies" came out and towards the end of the clip he's in the movie theater with skeletons... there is a frame when he grabs his ears as if he's hearing gunshots, and when you count the skeletons at that point, there are exactly 12 skeletons... the same amount of people who died at the shooting.

 

Jordan Maxwell has said in an interview that he's been studying a symbol centering on a "dawn of new day" for more than 30 years and it was only after 20 years that it started to make sense to him. This symbolism is found in the Soviet coat of arms, in every inauguration speech the US president give, amongst many other places among other nations. It's interesting to note that the shooting happened in Aurora, Colorado. Aurora was the goddess of dawn in Roman mythology.

 

This image is from Skyfall trailer on The Dark Knight Rises screenings:

 

It's interesting to note that "Sandy Hook" was in The Dark Knight rises too..

 

Here's the prop...

 

By the way... the guy who designed the props in The Dark Knight rises died prior to the movie coming out. Coincidence?

 

Sandy Hook in I Pet Goat II...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M_W22l79VLo

 

 

This is a picture of the New Yorker from March, 2012.

 

It lays out all points of destruction in forms of hurricanes and earthquakes in the following months. It's interesting to note that Saturn is next to the center of the Earth in the cover.

 

Financial District, Brighton Beach, 14th Street (and rest of NY) -- All ravaged by Hurricane Sandy on October 30.

 

Yukin Territories -- 3.2 Magnitude Earthquake on October 30. From WeatherPlanet Live Feed

 

Nebraska -- 3.6 Magnitude Earthquake on October 18

 

Papa New Guinea -- 7.0 Magnitude Earthquake on April 17 and 5.2 Magnitude Earthquake on October 14.

 

Tenafly -- Hurricane Sandy, knocks out power October 29.

 

Mt. Fuji -- Reports of increased pressure in the magma of Mt Fuji Volcano on September 9.

 

Las Vegas -- 3.8 Magnitude Earthquake on September 25.

 

You guys remember that KONY 2012 shit? The NY Times article dated September 12, 2012 "KONY Captured" is identical almost in style of reporting 11 years prior. Numerology is very important to them because they understand the electrical/digital aspects of the universe. This is why the events are carried out with mindblowing mathematical precision as the placement of stones in the pyramid. Madrid bombings occurred exactly 911 days after 9/11 for the same reasons.

 

According to occult researchers, in order for certain events to happen, the organizers of the event need agreement of the public and this is done by putting obscure references of the event in the public. These are hidden in plain sight. KONY can directed at the subconscious mind as Knock Out NY. And the 70 million hits on YouTube is a subconscious "yes" to Knock Out New York.

 

Watch the first 30 seconds of KONY 2012. It ties into Saturn.

 

9/11 and Saturn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gOUZJsj3hM

 

The golden ratio and how everything breaks down into perfect mathematics:

 

Pyramid Secrets

 

How The Pyramids Were Built

 

Coral Castle, Saturn, etc.

[MedicineCabinet]

for crime stoppers

 

[vanfullofretards]

Ohhh okay. I was wondering about that. It all makes sense now.

 

The government is a secret government that is hiding secrets to get people to believe secret so they can have their own secret society strictly based on keeping secrets. BUT IT WAS ALL RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME!!!

It's like they wanted us to know. So maybe the wanted us to know so we could figure it out, but what we were figuring out was the wrong secret... like a fake secret. This is just my own super secret, secret busting, so keep it secret k thx bai

[CancerDancer]

do they also do this?

 

 

[MedicineCabinet]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bill hicks past life?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[arab]

[MedicineCabinet]

Ohhh okay. I was wondering about that. It all makes sense now.

 

The government is a secret government that is hiding secrets to get people to believe secret so they can have their own secret society strictly based on keeping secrets. BUT IT WAS ALL RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME!!!

It's like they wanted us to know. So maybe the wanted us to know so we could figure it out, but what we were figuring out was the wrong secret... like a fake secret. This is just my own super secret, secret busting, so keep it secret k thx bai

[arab]

[CancerDancer]

[arab]

[arab]

[arab]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[vanfullofretards]

 

 

No salute for you!

 

...get it? nazi salute... soup nazi...

 

I thought it was clever...

 

...clever enough to put on facebook.

 

Btw MedCab... those conspiracy theories are REEEEEEETARDED!!!!! C'mon son.

And this is coming from someone who is very cautious of thoughts of big government

[CancerDancer]

[arab]

No salute for you!

 

...get it? nazi salute... soup nazi...

 

I thought it was clever...

 

...clever enough to put on facebook.

 

Btw MedCab... those conspiracy theories are REEEEEEETARDED!!!!! C'mon son.

And this is coming from someone who is very cautious of thoughts of big government

 

[CancerDancer]

[MedicineCabinet]

those conspiracy theories are REEEEEEETARDED!!!!! C'mon son.

And this is coming from someone who is very cautious of thoughts of big government

some of that was retarded for sure.. but it important to put everything on the table from all sides. if i repost crazy shit, it doesnt mean i absolutely believe in them; its just food for thought.. you cant (or shouldnt) throw away an entire vehicle just because a few of the parts are screwy

 

my bad on the cornball analogy, but you know what i mean.. aint mad atchu or nothing so no worries

 

anyway

[MedicineCabinet]

thats what you get. no more gangnam style. ever

 

[vanfullofretards]

redeemed

[mewzer]

what about harlem shake can we still do that

[CancerDancer]