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Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Bread Kills! 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations. 4. Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death. 5. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative: 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread. 100% of all soldiers have eaten bread. 96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread. 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the accident. 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently. 6. Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate. 7. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in one day! 8. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis. 9. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and being fed only water begged for bread after as little as two days. 10. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts. 11. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person. 12. Newborn babies can choke on bread. 13. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. 14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions: 1. No sale of bread to minors. 2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers. 3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread. 4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage. 5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Nuke It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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samdrake123 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Nuke It. kinda cool to see. the asteroid one is scary as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/320/35.411/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 kinda cool to see. the asteroid one is scary as fuck Thats what I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/320/35.411/ Gotta love the people who take advantage broadcasted television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HATER. Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 i want one of these made :lol: wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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watson Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 JUGGALOS; THE EARLY YEARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 dey tOOK duHR DURRRBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Just for you 12. Surveyed 10 females... for the fuck of it. and cause I heard the question earlier from Alexa Chung on some video. This bitch... :dozey: 20% of females will get this answer completely correct. roughly 50% of females will get the answer half correct. 30% of females are just, retahded At the end of the day, this is %100 Nonsense. I hope I encouraged some of ya'll to do some statistical shit when you have the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 now see..this could of been made into a good thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Just for you 12. Surveyed 10 females... for the fuck of it. and cause I heard the question earlier from Alexa Chung on some video. This bitch... :dozey: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cymatics Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 mom: "Max, what do you want for dinner"? Max: "JUSTICE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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