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Tuff Tone Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Nonsense (pronounced \ˈnän-ˌsen(t)s, ˈnän(t)-sən(t)s\) is a verbal communication or written text which resembles a human language or other symbolic system, but in fact does not carry any identifiable meaning. In philosophy, nonsense refers to a group of statements which cannot carry sense in the context of sense and reference. Logical truths such as "it's either raining or not raining" and mathematical propositions such as "1+1=2" are regarded as "nonsense". "Nonsense, as opposed to senselessness, is encountered when a proposition is even more radically devoid of meaning, when it transcends the bounds of sense. Under the label of unsinnig can be found various propositions: "Socrates is identical", but also "1 is a number". While some nonsensical propositions are blatantly so, others seem to be meaningful — and only analysis carried out in accordance with the picture theory can expose their nonsensicality. Since only what is "in" the world can be described, anything that is "higher" is excluded, including the notion of limit and the limit points themselves. Traditional metaphysics, and the propositions of ethics and aesthetics, which try to capture the world as a whole, are also excluded, as is the truth in solipsism, the very notion of a subject, for it is also not "in" the world but at its limit."[1] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 this won the rape face contest there better be some points in this...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 15 more pages and we're back!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Classified Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ▀█▀ █▬█ █ ▄█▀ █ ▄█▀ ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗ ̘̙̜ ̝ ̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕ ̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚L҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉ ~ L҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇L҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡d҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚iL҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thismachinekills Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 i want to make fun of this guy, but at the same time i REALLY don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 still stuck on page 85.... WE NEEDS A ONE HUNDO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john_gacy Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I just farted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john_gacy Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I've heard it asked, 'does a bear shit in the woods?' and 'if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?' But what I want to know is if a bear shits in the woods and no one is around, does it make a smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 does the pope wear a funny hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79_xwxrjoCw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 lol! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aHr9oCKvGI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmkmIcasT1E 'I'm not the only one who likes to crack open a cold one' lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmkmIcasT1E 'I'm not the only one who likes to crack open a cold one' lol I'm going to get into necrophilia just so I can use that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Necrophilia, also called thanatophilia and necrolagnia, is the sexual attraction to corpses. It is classified as a paraphilia by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association. The word is artificially derived from Ancient Greek: νεκρός (nekros; "corpse," or "dead") and φιλία (philia; "friendship"). The term appears[1] to have originated from Krafft-Ebing's 1886 work Psychopathia Sexualis.[2] Rosman and Resnick (1989) reviewed information from 34 cases of necrophilia describing the individuals' motivations for their behaviors: these individuals reported the desire to possess an unresisting and unrejecting partner (68%), reunions with a romantic partner (21%), sexual attraction to corpses (15%), comfort or overcoming feelings of isolation (15%), or seeking self-esteem by expressing power over a homicide victim (12%).[3] Taken from dickipedia. Psychopathia Sexualis is kind of an interesting read. Some serial killers and related others seem to like it, and a few had copies of it when caught. Animals Main article: Davian behavior Necrophilia is not unknown in animals, with a number of confirmed observations.[9] Kees Moeliker allegedly made one of these observations while he was sitting in his office at the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he heard the distinctive thud of a bird hitting the glass facade of the building. Upon inspection, he discovered a drake (male) mallard lying dead about two meters from the building. Next to the downed bird there was a second drake mallard standing close by. As Moeliker observed the couple, the living drake picked at the corpse of the dead one for a few minutes and then mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior. Moeliker surmised that at the time of the collision with the window the two mallards were engaged in a common motif in duck behavior which is called rape flight. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback -- well, didn't get any feedback," according to Moeliker.[10][11] This is the first recorded case of necrophilia in the mallard duck- though not the only recorded case of homosexuality within the bird family.[12] In the case of a praying mantis, necrophilia could be said to be part of their methods of reproduction. The larger female will often decapitate or even eat her mate during copulation.[13] However, given that the sexual activity of a male mantis is controlled by a brain-like ganglion in his abdomen it may not be appropriate to refer to him as a "corpse", even when he is decapitated. That kinky duck, but give him credit, he lasted at least 10 times longer than most men. I hope this was a useful waste of space in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Return of the Living Dead Ernie Kaltenbrunner: You can hear me? Woman Corpse: Yesssssss. Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Why do you eat people? Woman Corpse: Not people. Brrrrrrainssss. Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Brains only? Woman Corpse: Yesssss. Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Why? Woman Corpse: The PAAAAAIIIIIN! Ernie Kaltenbrunner: What about the pain? Woman Corpse: The pain of being DEAD! Ernie Kaltenbrunner: [haha] It hurts... to be dead. Woman Corpse: I can feel myself ROTTING. Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Eating brains... HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? Woman Corpse: It makes the pain go away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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