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Daylight has finally reached it's end

As evenfall strikes into the sky

Far away in the dark glimpsing moonlight

Sickening souls cry out in pain

 

Whispering voices summoning screams

Waiting for Satan to bless their sins

Blackhearted angels fallen from grace

Possessed by the search for utter darkness

 

Hear the cries from the Mourning Palace

Feel the gloom of restless spirits

Hear the screams from the Mouring Palace

Feel the doom of haunting chants

 

Eternal is their lives in misery

Eternal is their lives in grief

Abandoned in a void of nothingness

A chain of anger, a fetter of despair

 

In this garden of depraved beings

This unsacred place of helpless ones

Satan blessed the creatures

Inswathed them in endless night

 

Whispering voices, summoning screams

Waiting for Satan to bless their sins

Blackhearted angels fallen from grace

Possessed by the search for utter darkness

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You have returned to the torture-chambers

To find peace among the rotting corpses

You have returned to the execution place

To inhale the smell of blood

 

Death and terror rules the land

We have been spellbound

By the Devil

You have returned to the hidden graves

Only you know about

You have returned to to face your victims

And feel sensation of violence once again

 

Death and terror rules the soul

You have been spellbound

By the Devil

Murderer, you have returned

To create fear and sorrow

Death and terror rules the land

We have been spellbound

By the Devil

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Master of disharmony

Welcome my tainted soul

Take me from the hordes of the living

Into the blessed darkness

Master of disorder

Take my impure flesh

Lead me unto the path of temptation

 

Save me from cowardness

 

Master of sin

Take my cursed heart

Bring me where I can find salvation

For I am the damned

 

Master of death

Take my pitiful life

I am enslaved

I shall never forget the pain

 

Master of sin

Take my cursed heart

Bring me where I can find salvation

For I am the damned

 

Master of death

Take my pitiful life

I am enslaved

I shall never forget the pain

 

 

9. Prudence's Fall

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Incarnated marvels simplified

Effects from such a disconsolate kind

Impotence of the once so perfect living

Erase and rewind

 

Stand rigid for the next battle

Peace means reloading your guns

The love for life is all hatred in disguise

A carnival creation with masks undone

 

In search for the guidelines to the gateways of sin

through mires of misanthropy with wrath in mind

Sophistication as cruelty and perfection as virulent truth

Confidently dawned, to pick the best of enemies

An abyss womb stretched wide open, exposed to retaliate

 

[chorus:]

With the stigma feasting upon your flesh I wish you well

Thorns from the fountains of fate licking lepered skin

Worshipped by anyone's mass on our planet hell

What on earth possessed you

 

Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues

Devoured by doubt, conducting arts of misconception

Testimonial sufficiency declaring numbness of all perceptions

 

Glance into the blackness hidden beneath your surface

And enjoy the suffering, sanity drained in disrespect

With such bedevilled faith in good, subsequently trusting evil

Next step for mankind will be the last seasons in sin

 

Left are the kings of the carnival creation

Carrying out the echoes of the fallen

 

Sense the withering eternity as it fades away

The ultimate graceless voyage of all times

Only death will be guarding your angels, silently

Cripples joining arms in clamour

Institutionalized for the rebirth, the herd will be hunted

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Let chaos entwine

On defenseless soil

Remove errors of man

And sweep all the weakening kind

 

I am war, I am pain

I am all you've ever slain

I am tears in your eyes

I am grief, I am lies

 

Bygone are tolerance

And presence of grace

Scavengers are set out

To cleanse the human filth parade

 

I am pure, I am true

I am all over you

I am laugh, I am smile

I am the earth defiled

 

I am the cosmic storms

I am the tiny worms

I am fear in the night

I am bringer of light

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1. It, You're A Metal Band

 

you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde

you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard

you're not something special, you're not something new

you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band

 

 

2. Punching Joe Bonni's Face In

 

in all your reviews you always talk about yourself

no one really cares how drunk or high you are

you always write about the dumbest fucking bands

it figures you live in allston

you try and take over everything you're involved in

you started a new column because your camera got broken

are you gonna start a new column when i punch your face in?

 

 

3. Kill Women

 

kill women - die

kill women - die

kill women - die

bitch

 

[repeat]

 

 

4. Steroids Guy

 

[sETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:]

 

his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger

his mustache is big-but his penis is smaller

 

 

5. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed

 

everyone in allston should be killed

 

that fucking faggot with the gaytee

that loser payphone junkie

that fucking fag, joe bonni

everyone in toxic narcotic

 

 

6. I Noticed That You're Gay

 

i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay

i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you wearing a fucking tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay

you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay

 

 

7. Dead, Gay And Dropped

 

shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead

elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay

bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm death,you're

dropped

 

you're deader than sharon tate and her baby,you've swallowed more cum than

rod stewart,you've sold less records than old lady drivers,you're dead,you're

gay,you're dropped

 

pedro zamora,you're dead,freddie mercury,you're dead,mr. jessup,you're dead

michael stipe,you're gay,quentin crisp,you're gay,fred schneider,you're gay

sacred reich,you're dropped,cathedral,you're dropped,immolation,you're

dropped

 

you're deader than rock hudson and liberace,you've swallowed more cum than

truman capote,you've sold less records than candiru and dead world,you're

dead,you're gay,you're dropped.

 

 

8. You Look Divorced

 

you look divorced [x2]

 

you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony

payments

you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pissed of

because he's a fucking jew

 

[chorus:]

you look divorced [x4]

 

you sit in a bar,you're always pissed

you're number 4 on the deadbeat dad list

you're fired from your job because you're a fucking drunk

you'll never get her back because you're a fucking loser

 

[chorus]

 

 

9. I Hope You Get Deported

 

first you fucked a nigger you ugly fucking whore

ran out of men in canada and came here for more

you could shower all your life and you'd never get clean

because you fucked someone that wore afro-sheen

 

[chorus:]

i hope you get deported,you make me sick,i hope you get deported,you sucked a

nigger's dick

 

you've got no life and you talk to your pets

i hate you so much i wan't to call the i.n.s.

you work at a snack bar and your father pays your rent

over the border's where i hope you get sent

 

[chorus]

 

 

10. Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis

 

mike mahan has gingivitis [x4]

mike mahan [x4]

 

 

11. Trapped

 

 

 

12. You're A Fucking Cunt

 

you're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks

your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt

you think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up

i hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a fucking cunt

15 year kids don't care about animal's and women's rights

but you force it down thier throats,cuz you're a fucking cunt

your writing's about as interesting as allen funt's

i hope you die,cuz you're a fucking cunt

 

you're,a,fucking,cunt

 

[repeat first 4 lines]

 

you're a fucking cunt [x4]

 

 

13. Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt

 

you're a fucking cunt,you're old and dried up

you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you fucking die

you're an ugly bitch,you make me fucking sick

you're big fucking mouth,i'm sick of hearing it

 

[repeat first 2 lines]

 

 

14. A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie

 

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie

 

he's on the phone to puerto rico

he's on the phone to the dominican republic

he's always gambeling on college football games

he buys cards from tom lehman

 

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie

 

he's on the phone to puerto rico

he's on the phone to the dominican republic

he's always gambeling on college football games

he buys cards from tom lehman

 

 

15. Bill Scott's Dumb

 

[chorus:]

bill scott's dumb [x4]

 

you were brought up in a nudist colony

and you're also adopted too

you wear those gay pink shorts

and your dog shits all over the floor

 

[chorus]

 

you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls

you,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke

your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's fucking stupid,and

bill scott's dumb

 

 

16. Harvey Korman Is Gay

 

harvey korman is gay

 

 

17. You Fucking Break

 

you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate

and hair just like gene shalit-shalit

i wan't to hit you with a mallet

your teeth are parted to the side-side

you've got a lazy eye-eye

why don't you fucking hide

you're bowllegged and walk around like ray-ray

and skin just like m.j.-j

and you're so fucking gay

you hang around at barca's spa-spa

with a nose like jamie farr-farr

i wan't to hit you with my car

 

you fucking freak

 

 

18. Theme From Three Company

 

watch the t.v. show

 

 

19. Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak

 

[chorus:]

jeanine jizm is a freak

 

Seth never wrote lyrics for the verses. on one of the verses HE sang lyrics

from a "slinky" commercial. the other verse HE sang lyrics from a "barrelhead

root beer" commercial. during the slow part, HE just screamed stuff.

 

 

20. Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb

 

is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis

i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us

mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine

fred's a fucking asshole,and paul would always whine

 

first we had a spic,a pollack,and a geek

who'll play guitar for anal cunt next week

seth's an alcoholic,tim can't play drums

everyone in anal cunt is dumb

 

fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids

tim has a kid,but he never gets laid

john dyed his hair,so we kicked him out of the band

scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand

 

 

21. I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth

 

he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirt

his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafe

he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a tribal tattoo

his best friend is joe bonni,he's got his eyebrow pierced

he has purple dreadlocks,he works at herrell's ice cream

he wears an "allston rock city" t-shirt,i hope you fucking die

 

 

22. Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey

 

johnny violent's fucking gay [x3]

ultraviolence fucking sucks [x3]

morrissey's gonna kick your ass [x3]

i'm gonna catch you

johnny violent's fucking dead [x3]

 

 

23. Metamorphosis

 

you both wear glasses,you both have bad teeth

you both have bad dandruff,good fucking grief

 

 

24. I'm Sick Of You

 

 

 

25. Howard Wulkan's Bald

 

Howard Wulkan's bald

b-a-l-d bald

 

 

26. You're A Tready Fucking Pussy

 

you always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my hand

when i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you might

you grew up wanting to be just like me,but i'm not cool in your clique

anymore

i never changed with the trends like you did,so you're not allowed to like me

anymore

you always do whatever's fashionable,and you hate me cuz i don't

you want to be everyone's friend,and you hate me cuz i won't

you're defending someone you barely know,you're such a fucking homo

 

 

27. Tom Arnold

 

TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

 

 

28. I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's

 

[say the title a few times]

 

 

29. Big Pasts. Bigger Loser

 

big pants, bigger loser [x4]

 

you're such a fucking idiot

i want to fucking kill you

you want to look just like a nigger

so you wear pants 30 times bigger

 

 

30. Marc Payson Is A Drunk

 

[chorus:] marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunk

 

at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a beer,he's a

fucking queer

at 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has a beer,at 3 pm he has a beer,then he goes

to work

 

[chorus]

 

he always shows up drunk to work,he always shows up drunk to meetings,he's

always drunk around the house,i'm glad you got kicked out

what's up with your hairline,your saxophone is doing fine,you're 25 your kid

is 9,and your father just died

 

[chorus]

 

 

31. Your Family Is Dumb

 

 

 

32. Furnace

 

your cousins name is Furnace, he's a fuking dwarf

your cousins name is Furnace, he's a fuking dwarf

 

 

33. You're Dumb

 

youu've got a new t pass, just for retards

you've got sagging breasts that are very large

all over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples

and you've got a greasy hair coming out of your nipple

 

hey, you're dumb [x3]

 

you live with your parents, and your 31

you pay no rent, because you're a bum

you never clean your house, because you're depressed

and you've still got a goddamn hairy breast

 

hey, you're dumb [x3]

 

you're going to san fransisco because you're gay

your boyfriend must be really desperate to get laid

we'll always make fun of you, we'll never rest

and you still got a goddamn hairy breast

 

 

34. Van Full Of Retards

 

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF

 

YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE

IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS

YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED

OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU

 

[REPEAT 1ST VERSE]

 

 

35. Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

 

you're a bunch of stupid little kids,you wanted to be just like us

you're mad because we wouldn't do a split 7" with you,you're mad because

we're on a label

deche charge are a bunch of fucking losers

your favorite drummer is charlie infection,i wanna punch your ugly little

face in

you're a bunch of fucking losers,you don't know shit about anything

 

 

36. Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid

 

 

 

37. Dumb, Fat and Gross

 

rebekah is dumb-she's fat and she's gross [x2]

 

with a bagel,sandwich,ramirez,guy lombardo

 

rebekah is dumb-she's fat and she's gross [x2]

 

 

38. I'm Not Stubborn

 

 

 

39. Mike Manan's Story

 

mike mahan's sty [x2]

 

 

40. 02657

 

you can grow a mustache overnight-down in 02657

you can see the village people everynight-down in 02657

lenny takes his summer vacation-down in 02657

liberace is your neighbor-down in 02657

 

yeah!

 

 

41. Gloves Of Metal

 

[Manowar cover]

 

HEAR THE POUNDING, ARMY OF THE NIGHT

THE CALL OF METAL SUMMONS US TONIGHT

AND GATHER WE ON THIS SITE

TO BEHOLD THE POWER AND THE MIGHT

WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT

 

OFF WITH THE LIGHTS, HERA THE SCREAMS

SEE THE BANGING HEADS AWAKEN TO THEIR DREAMS

THE SOUND OF METAL SO LOUD IT CRACKS THE BEAMS

PLAYED BY WARRIORS CALLED THE METAL KINGS

A HERO'S WELCOME TO THOSE WHO HEED THE CALL

 

WE ARE TOGETHER, WE ARE ALL

WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR

AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND

HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE

GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH

 

LEATHER, METAL, SPIKES AND CHAINS

GLOVES OF METAL RAISED TO SHOW THE BRAVE

INTO THE DARKNESS MARCH THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT

BOUND BY METAL WE LIVE THE FIGHT

WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT

 

WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR

AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND

HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE

GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH

 

 

42. Bonus Track

 

CAN I HELP YOU?

UM, CAN I GET SOME SOUNDGARDEN TICKETS PLEASE

YES

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1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

 

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT

YOU DESERVED IT

CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

 

YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT

YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY

I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

 

D-U-M-B C-U-N-T

 

YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT

 

 

2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury

 

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN

YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN

YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS

YOU TOOK A HIV TEST

 

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

 

YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH

YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE

NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN

AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON

 

 

3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

 

I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH

I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

 

WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D

BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED

I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL

I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS

 

 

4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail

 

I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL

BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT

AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING

 

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL

AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY

I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE

 

YOU WHERE PROBABLY IN A DRUNKEN INDIAN BLACKOUT

YOU WHERE DRINKING LISTERINE IN THE DESERT

YOUR BARTENDER SHUT YOU OFF, SO YOU TRIED TO SCALP HIM

THEN YOU TRIED TO SHOOT AN FBI AGENT

 

 

5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis

 

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

YOUR WIFE'S SO FUCKING POSSESSIVE, SHE COMPLAINS

WHEN YOU'RE WITH FRIENDS

SHE'S ALWAYS A WINING CUNT, YOU CAVE IN CUZ

YOU'RE A FAG

 

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

IF SHE DOESN'T DO THE DISHES OR GET YOU ANOTHER BEER

THEN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, AND THROW HER DOWN THE STAIRS

IF YOU DON'T BEAT THAT CUNT, SHE'LL WALK ALL OVER YOU

BEAT HER EVERY DAY, IT'S LOTS OF FUN TO

 

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE

 

 

6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

 

MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER

HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU

I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST

AND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW

 

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

 

I DIDN'T WIN THE $10,000

SO I SENT INTERMENT CAMP FOOTAGE

I DIDN'T WIN AGAIN

SO I SENT BIRTH OF A NATION

 

 

7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)

 

SKA IS GAY, REGGAE IS GAY

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AND YOU'RE NOT PUNK

YOU SAY YOU HATE CORPORATIONS, BUT YOU WHERE ON NBC

London's CALLING AND THEIR CALLING YOU GAY

 

RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

IF KENNY G. HAD A MOHAVK, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF YANNI HAD DUMB TATTOOS, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF GARTH BROOKS PIERCED HIS NOSE, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

IF LIBERACE SOUNDED LIKE THE CLASH, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK

 

RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK

AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO

 

 

8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You

 

JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM

WE WHERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT

I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY

TO YOUR LESBIAN LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A BERET

 

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

 

FIRST WE GAVE HIM A FIFTH OF OLD CROW AND SOME SCHLITC

WE TOLD HIM YOU'D PROBABLY BE AT THE RANDOM ROAD MOTHER SHOW

WAIL YOU WHERE TALKING TO JOE BONNI ABOUT CLOVE CIGARETTES

HE YANKED YOU AWAY AND FUCKED YOU UP THE ASS

 

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

 

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

 

 

9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

 

I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED

I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN

I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE

SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LIME, BUT THE TRACKS WHERE RED

I PUSHED THAT CUNT IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MUMMY WAS DEAD

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT

THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY

GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE

TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN

 

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

 

 

10. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us

 

THERE 3 OF US, THERE 6 OF YOU

WE'LL STILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

YOUR BAND SUCKS, YOUR BAND IS GAY

YOU KICKED US OFF THE TOUR, CUZ WE BLOW YOU AWAY

 

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

 

FIRST YOU RIPPED OFF DISCHARGE, THEN NAPALM DEATH

YOU'RE GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS, PLUS YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

WERE FASTER THAN YOU, WERE HEAVIER THAN YOU

WERE BETTER THAN YOU, AND DEAN HAS A DUMB HAIRCUT

 

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

NET ARE SCARED OF US

 

 

11. You Rollerblading Faggot

 

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

 

I SAW YOU RIDING DOWN THE STREET ON YOUR ROLLERBLADES

DRINKING A FRAPPOCINO, YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING GAY

YOU GOT A KORN SHIRT, AND TRIBAL TATTOOS

YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT, I FUCKING HATE YOU

 

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

 

 

12. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You

 

YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT

YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST

YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE

 

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT

 

I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU

THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS

EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE

I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT

 

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED

CUZ YOU'RE A STUPED DYKE CUNT

 

 

13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire

 

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY

I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME

IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE

FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

 

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

 

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING

YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH

YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO

YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID

 

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

 

 

14. Body By Auschvitz

 

YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIG

YOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOUR 500 POUNDS

YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASH

HERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOU'RE FAT

 

BODY BY AUSCWITZ

BODY BY AUSCWITZ

 

!CENCORED!

 

BODY BY AUSCWITZ

BODY BY AUSCWITZ

 

 

15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

 

YOU'RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND

YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT'S BROKEN LEG

YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU

AND THEN I RAN IT OVER

 

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

 

I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET

AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS

I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU

 

YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

 

 

16. Sweatshops Are Cool

 

YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE

YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT

YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME

 

SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE

SWEATSHOPS- YOU'RE HOMES INFESTED WITH MICE

SWEATSHOPS- 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM

SWEATSHOPS- I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON

 

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UNDERPAID

I'M GLAD YOU GET RIPPED OFF

YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO GO ON WEAL FARE

YOU SUCK GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE DIG OFF

 

SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE

SWEATSHOPS- YOU'RE HOMES INFESTED WITH MICE

SWEATSHOPS- 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM

SWEATSHOPS- I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON

 

 

17. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag

 

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

 

YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER

YOU WHERE ONE MINUTE LATE WHIT DINNER

YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEER

YOU WANTED A CAREER

 

!CENCORED!

 

YOU FORGOT TO CASH MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK

YOU'RE HAVING YOU'RE PERIOD

YOU WANT TO VISIT YOU'RE MOTHER

YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER KID

 

!CENCORED!-

 

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

 

 

18. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank

 

YOU FUCKING DYKE

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN

YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER

YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM

 

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

 

INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING

YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD

YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE

YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN

 

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

 

 

19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

 

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS

ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY

YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER

AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY

 

YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD

YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL

 

YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT"

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE

BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN"

I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG

AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY

 

 

20. I Ate Your Horse

 

YOUR DAD TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY YOU A HORSE

YOU LOVED IT, AND TOOK BETTER CARE FOR IT THAN YOURSELF

YOU COMMAND IT, CLEANED IT, AND FED IT APPLES EVERY DAY

I WAS BROKE, DRUNK, AND HUNGRY, SO I KILLED YOUR HORSE, AND ATE IT

 

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

 

WHEN YOU CAME TO THE STABLE NEXT MORNING

YOU FOUND A PILE OF HAIR, TEETH, AND HOOVES

I HID AROUND THE BACK, TO LISTEN TO YOU CRY

THEN I BEAT AN OLD LADY TO DEATH WHIT THE LEG BONE

 

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

I ATE YOUR HORSE

 

 

21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man

 

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER

HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER

HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN

HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER

 

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS

HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION

IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY

HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

 

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

 

22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

 

YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR

MAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY

YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN

SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG

 

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY

I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY

 

WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STUART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE

LUCKILY YOU WHERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS

YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM

WAIL LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS, AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS

 

YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG

 

 

23. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die

 

A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM

I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED

YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE

THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

 

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY

 

YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON WAS ON A DIET, SO YOU DIDN'T WORRY TO MUCH

AT THE FUNERAL, I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED, AND LAUGHED AT YOU

I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH

SO I SHOT YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOU

 

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY

 

BRACS, SUMMER CAMP, COLLAGE YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

FOOD, CLOTHING, TRIPS TO DISNEY WORLD, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

LUNCH MONEY, FIELD TRIPS, TOYS, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

 

 

24. I Fucked Your Wife

 

YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUCKING BORED WITH YOU

I WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE FUCKED ME

I THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CINEESE RESTAURANT WINDOW

I MET HER AT AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS SHOW

 

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER

 

LARRY LIFELESS WAS BUYING HER DRINKS

I TOLD HER HOW I USED TO BE A CRACK HEAD

NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE WAS JERKING ME OFF

YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR BANNED WENT NOWHERE

 

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER

 

 

25. Into The Oven

 

FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM

THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF

THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE

PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE

 

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING

 

I'M NOT A FAGGOT VEGETARIAN

I DON'T CARE IF THE INDIANS LOST THEIR LAND

I THINK ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT THEY DID

I LIKE EATING LOTS OF FOOD ON THANKSGIVING

 

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

INTO THE OVEN

I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING

 

 

26. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid

 

I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW

WE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETING

I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED

I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM

 

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID

ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE

 

THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A LINE AT YOU DOOR

ARTUMUS PYLE WAS GOING BACK FOR SECONDS

YOUR KID HAD A LOCK OF ARTUMUS' BEARD IN HIS ASS

YOUR KID MADE ARTUMUS' SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

 

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID

ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE

 

LYNRYD SKYNYRD USED TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND

UNTIL ARTIMUS HAD YOUR KIDS DICK IN HIS HAND

 

 

27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt

 

YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T

YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T

YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU- HE DOES

YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS BEATING NICE TO YOU WHEN HE GAVE YOU A FREE DRINK- HE WASN''T

 

YOUR NEIGHBOR HELPED YOU MOVE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

YOU BOSS BOUGHT YOU LUNCH- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

A GUY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

HE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU

 

YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS

YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS

YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET RAPED

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

 

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

 

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID CUNT

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

 

 

28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

 

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES

THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED

SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES

SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU

 

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE

I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KIDS COFFIN

YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING

SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS

 

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

 

 

29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

 

YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN

YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS

YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F

YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE

 

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE

I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE

I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON

IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN

 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

 

YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME

YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH

THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK

SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN

 

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE

ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE

IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT

I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT

 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

 

 

30. Dictators Are Cool

 

POOL POT KILLED A MILLION OF HIS PEOPLE

IDI AMIN ATE THAT MANY FOR DINNER

PAPA DOC, HIS SON WAS EVEN COOLER

ROSS THE BOSS WAS IN MANOWAR

 

DICTATORS ARE COOL

DICTATORS ARE COOL

 

MUSSOLINI GOT PISSED ON BY HIS PEOPLE

HITLER HAD A CHARLIE CHAPLIN MUSTACHE

DICK MANITOBA GRABBED MY GIRLFRIENDS TITS

MARK MENDOZA WAS IN A TWISTED SISTER

 

DICTATORS ARE COOL

DICTATORS ARE COOL

 

 

31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool

 

WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY

SHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION

SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS

 

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

 

DON'T GIVE THAT STUPID CUNT A CENT

DON'T PAY THAT FUCKING BRAT'S RENT

DON'T PAY MONEY FOR IT TO EAT

IF YOU'RE COOL, YOU'LL BE A DEADBEAT

 

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

 

 

32. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert

 

I BOUGHT A BUS TICKET TO THE LOG CABIN

I'M GONNA START A PIT DURING THE FIRST SONG

I'M GONNA REQUEST "PAPA YOU WHERE A SAILOR"

I'M GONNA BRING 3LIGHTERS TO THE SHOW

 

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE MORBID ANGEL

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE UPSIDEDOWN CROSS

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE ALL STEWART

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS

 

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

IS COMING TO MY TOWN

 

HE WAS MUCH BETTER WITH BATTEAU

BUT HIS STILL HEAVIER THAN SIX FEET UNDER

I'M GONNA DRINK 5 CASES OF BEER BEFORE THE SHOW

AND SMOKE TONS OF POT, CRACK AND DUST

 

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE JUDAS PRIEST

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE BLACK SABBATH

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE PHRANC

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS

 

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

DAVID BUSKIN

IS COMING TO MY TOWN

 

 

33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome

 

I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS

I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES

I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS

I LIKE TO BEAT WOMAN

 

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING

I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS

I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE

I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS

 

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

 

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING

I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS

I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE

I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS

 

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

 

I DON'T WANT TO READ THE PAPER

I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NEWS

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON

I JUST WANT TO KEEP HATING YOU

 

 

34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

 

I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK

THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED

SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

 

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

 

THERE WHERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN

THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROUGH YOU OFF

THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND

SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

 

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD

HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

 

 

35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy

 

YOU HID ON YOUR BUS

YOU WHERE AFRAID OF US

YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY

YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY

 

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS

 

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET, SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING

YOU & ALLEN WEST MET AT A GAY BAR AND WANTED TO START A BAND

YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF CANNIBAL CORPSE BECAUSE YOU SUCK

YOU STARTED SIX FEET UNDER AND THEY SUCK TOO

 

I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG

BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOU'RE RODIES FIGHT FOR YOU

IF YOU SO BRUTAL, WHY WONT YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF

YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY

 

 

36. Tim Is Gay

 

TIM IS GAY

 

 

37. B.T./A.C.

 

 

 

38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

 

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS

AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME

IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND

I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE

 

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT

I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW

BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY

SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

 

YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING

IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG

WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE

 

 

39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

 

IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSED

WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PITCH YOUR ASS

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD

YOU'RE STILL A WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE

 

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

 

I'M GONNA SPREAD RUMORS THAT YOU'RE EASY

I'M GONNA THREATEN TO RAPE YOU ON YOUR E-MAIL

I'M GONNA LEAVE A DILDO AT YOUR DESK

SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT YOU STUPID CUNT

 

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU FUCKING CUNT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU FUCKING BITCH

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT

YOU STUPID CUNT

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1. All Our Fans Are Gay

 

Why do you think we throw stuff at you?

 

You own all our cd's- you're gay, you're gay

You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay

You bought all our t-shirts- you're gay, you're gay

You go to all our shows- you're gay, you're gay

 

[Chorus:] All our fans are gay [x4]

 

You think you know what we are singing about- you're wrong

You think we care about the underground- you're wrong

You think we won't fuck up your club- you're wrong

You think we care if you like us- you're wrong

 

[Chorus]

 

If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke

Or unless you got some drugs to smoke

When the drugs are gone, then we are too

Then we'll go back to making fun of you

 

[Fan voice:] "But I've supported you guys for so long"

FAGGOT!

 

 

2. Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay

 

Fred Durst is a fucking faggot

He thinks he's black, but he's just gay

He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle

He's also a fucking midget

 

[Chorus:]

You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2)

You're fucking gay

 

The guitarist wears a mask

To hide the cum stains on his face

They're the gayest band I've ever seen

And I've seen the Culture Club live

 

[Chorus]

 

Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness

I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool

I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy

And see if he still wants to be black

 

 

3. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You

 

Rape [x4]

 

I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Jeanine Jizm

I drank another case of whiskey

And you looked like Roseanne Barr

 

[Chorus:]

You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up

When I looked at you, I had to throw up

 

I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Sheila Micheals

I drank another case of everclear

And you looked like Ileana Douglas

 

[Chorus]

 

 

4. Hebosaurus

 

You're such a fucking hebe

You're always freebasing pennies

You went to a plastic surgeon

And got your nose enlarged

 

[Chorus:]

You've got a tattoo of a penny- you're a hebosaurus

Your uncle's Murray Lender- You're a hebosaurus

You know all the words to Yentil- you're a hebosaurus

You're breath smells like a bagel- you're a hebesaurus

 

You have a yamaka welded on your head

You've tried to shoot up money

You beat off inside of banks

I want to stuff you in an oven

 

[Chorus:]

You've got a tattoo of a dradle- you're a hebosaurus

You idolize Gene Simmons- you're a hebosaurus

You think Scott Ian's cool- you're a hebosaurus

Your breath smells like matzoballs- you're a fucking hebosaurus

 

 

5. Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead

 

You fucking towelhead

You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead

I hate women, you do too

But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead

 

[Chorus:]

Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad, you fucking towelhead (x4)

 

It's cool they beat up women when they show their head

It's cool they beat up women when they show their face

Those cunts have to cover their fucking ankle

You think you're cool cuz' you ride a camel

 

[Chorus]

 

 

6. If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay

 

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever

Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician

He wore chains before Slayer and Venom

Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg

 

[Chorus 1:]

If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay

If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay

If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay

If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay

 

All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People

"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People

Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People

No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer

 

[Chorus 2:]

If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay

If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay

If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay

If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay

 

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay

 

 

7. Obviously Adopted

 

You P.C. fucking faggot

You're trying to win an oscar for adoption

I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife

Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen

 

[Chorus:]

Obviously adopted, obviously adopted, obviously adopted, fuck you Spielberg [x2]

 

How coma all the black extras and slaves

Had names, but the white ones didn't

I fucking hate you and your gay movies

Amistad was an excuse to bully your way to an oscar

 

 

8. Walker, Texas Corpse

 

Your characters supposed to be 40

But you have to be at least 80

The make-up department should win an emmy

For making people think your alive

 

[Chorus:]

Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old

 

You're the worst singer I have ever heard

You're even worse than I am

You should be climbing out of a grave

While you sing the fucking theme song

 

[Chorus]

 

You look like you just got embalmed

And were shopping for a coffin

Your partner looks fucking stupid

Being black and wearing a cowboy hat

 

 

9. The Word Homophobic Is Gay

 

I'm not afraid of faggots

But I like making fun of them

It was made-up by some P.C. faggot

To make fag haters look stupid

 

Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth

Is a pathetic attempt to be P.C.

Kevin's obviously not a homophobe

Because he's a fucking faggot

 

 

10. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

 

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed

Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again

You heard all kikes have to get circumcized

You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick

 

[Chorus:]

No one would touch you, now you're a jew

You fucking hebe, now you're a kike

 

After you got circumcized

Guys still wouldn't touch you

It's bad enough you were a fag before

Now you're a gay faggot jew

 

[Chorus]

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nic Of Love

 

I want to go by the river

And put a blanket on the grass

I'll pour my heart and soul

Into your wine glass

 

I'll kiss you for an appetizer

And love you for the meal

Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage

As I look up lovingly and kneel

 

I wanna take you on a picnic

A picnic of love under the blue sky above

Love, Love, Love

 

Even the ants and the squirrels

They can tell we're in love

My heart soars like

The wing of a dove

 

We'll take a walk

Through the forests and the trees

And then we'll lie down

With the birds and the bees

 

I wanna take you on a picnic

A picnic of love under the blue sky above

Love, Love, Love

 

 

2. I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human

 

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place

I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste

I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive

But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give

 

I respect your feelings

I respect your gender

I respect your existence

I'll always be tender

Cause I respect your feelings

As a woman and a human

 

I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love

A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove

I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap

I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

 

I respect your feelings

I respect your gender

I respect your existence

I'll always be tender

Cause I respect your feelings

As a woman and a human

 

 

3. I Wanna Grow Old With You

 

I wanna wake up with you every day of my life

I'm oh so glad that you're my loving wife

I don't know what I'd do if you ever left me

I'd be worse than a ship lost at sea

 

Oh baby, you

I wanna grow old with you

My love for you, baby

Will always be true

 

When you're sick I'll be by your side with some tender loving care

Through all the good times, and when the cupboard is bare

When the baby is crying, I'll let you stay in bed

I'll honor every promise that I ever said

 

Oh baby, you

I wanna grow old with you

My love for you, baby

Will always be true

 

[spoken:]

And on that sad day when one of us will depart

I'll be full of despair, it'll break my heart

But when I look back to our hopes, our dreams, and our love

I'll be glad to be reunited in the heavens above

 

Oh baby, you

I wanna grow old with you

My love for you, baby

Will always be true

 

 

4. Saving Ourselves For Marriage

 

I saw your deep blue eyes from afar

I saw you at the church bazaar

I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother

And I asked her to introduce us to each other

 

I asked you to go on a picnic of our own

But you insisted on taking a chaperone

I apologized for being so bold and rude

So I invited your parents for lemonade and food

 

We're saving ourselves

Saving ourselves for marriage

Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage

Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right

Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

 

After four years of dating, I decided to take a risk

I held both your hands, and kissed your rose-petaled lips

We stared into each others' eyes, wondering what was next

But we knew not to ruin our love with pre-marital sex

 

We're saving ourselves

Saving ourselves for marriage

Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage

Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right

Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

 

Years went by, our courtship was grand

One day I asked your father for your hand

I'd never treat you like an object, only like a lady

I'd never consider having sex, except to have a baby

 

We're saving ourselves

Saving ourselves for marriage

Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage

Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right

Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

 

 

5. Greed Is Something That We Don't Need

 

Help! This is Mother Earth!

Somebody please help me!

 

The corporations don't even care

While the rain forests go bare

Oil spills & tanker wrecks

Don't show the sea creatures any respect

 

The park turned into a parking lot

The woods turned into a shopping mall

The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump

Isn't there anyone who cares at all?

 

Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed

Greed is something that we don't need

 

You stand by and watch the corporate rape

But not me, I made this tape

After 12 years of Bush & Reagan

We've become an insensitive nation

 

The park turned into a parking lot

The woods turned into a shopping mall

The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump

Isn't there anyone who cares at all?

 

Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed

Greed is something that we don't need

 

Corporate greed, rape and crime

The laws are stepped on all the time

Polluting the water, they don't even think

But their money won't help when there's none left to drink

 

The park turned into a parking lot

The woods turned into a shopping mall

The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump

Isn't there anyone who cares at all?

 

Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed

Greed is something that we don't need

 

 

6. I'm Not That Kind Of Boy

 

I was selling flowers by the side of the road

And you came to the flower stand

I was telling you about pansies and roses

But you tried to grab my hand

 

I'm flattered, but it's my choice

Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

You may see a heart as a toy

Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

 

You think love is a game, whatever you wish

But for me it's years till that magical first kiss

I'll wait until my heart's on cloud nine

Your lust-filled existence is far out of line

 

I'm flattered, but it's my choice

Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

You may see a heart as a toy

Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

 

You dared to ask me for a date alone

I was shocked you didn't want a chaperone

You were attractive, but way too fast

How could you expect this to ever last?

 

I'm flattered, but it's my choice

Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

You may see a heart as a toy

Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

 

 

7. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)

 

I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song

I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along

I'm only a simple man; I never made much money

But I've got a wealth of love to share with you honey

 

When I think of an angel I think of your face

I want to make sweet love to you by the fireplace

I want to be your architect of your castle of love

I'll never take for granted my gift from above

 

We'll take a ride through the foliage

Watch the leaves turn orange and brown

Woman, I never thought I'd say this

But I want to settle down

 

I wish we were on a deserted island

Just me and you

I'd climb right up a tree

And get a coconut for you

 

 

8. I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage

 

Please Sir, let me court your daughter

I'll treat her like the way I oughta

When I take her out I'll have her home by ten

I'll treat her better than the rest of the men

 

I'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriage

I'd love to push around a baby carriage

I wanna shake your hand & call you dad

I'll never make your daughter sad

 

I want to carry her books home from school

I'll put my jacket over a puddle for you

I'll be your shelter in the worst of any storm

I'll always be there to keep you safe & warm

 

 

9. My Woman, My Lover, My Friend

 

You were my high school sweetheart and my girl next door

You've been my lifelong best friend and so much more

We matured into each other's arms, we were never apart

You blossomed into the woman who owned my heart

 

You're my woman, my lover, my friend

 

I pushed you on swings, we played in the sand

I bought you ice cream from the ice cream man

I looked at you like a gardener looks at a flower

I would stare out my window at you for hours

 

You're my woman, my lover, my friend

You're my woman, my lover, my friend

 

You are my tender loving juice fruit, my reason to live

My heart's like a butterfly with flowers to give

I remember looking back to our high school prom

When I shook your dad's hand and gave flowers to your mom

 

You're my woman, my lover, my friend

 

I showered you with love, flowers and pearls

And you've given birth to our baby girls

You're my succulent sweet buttercup, and more importantly my friend

We're inseparable love cuddlebunnies til the very end

 

You're my woman, my lover, my friend

You're my woman, my lover, my friend

 

 

10. Waterfall Wishes

 

When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes

Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide

With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand

Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ???

 

When it rains I'll be your umbrella

I'm so glad to be your fella

I'm gonna take you to the zoo

I'm so in love with you

 

I've got waterfall wishes every day

I've got waterfall wishes, makes me happy but afraid

I've got waterfall wishes all day and night

I've got waterfall wishes to make you feel alright

 

If I were a pirate, you'd be my hook

About our tender lovemaking, girl, I could write a book

You're the sparkle in my wine and the pea in my pod

When we get together, girl, it'll be real hot

 

When it rains I'll be your umbrella

I'm so glad to be your fella

I'm gonna take you to the zoo

I'm so in love with you

 

I've got waterfall wishes every day

I've got waterfall wishes, makes me happy but afraid

I've got waterfall wishes all day and night

I've got waterfall wishes to make you feel alright

 

 

11. In My Heart There's A Star Named After You

 

As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky

It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye

 

I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love

Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above

 

In my heart there's a star named after you

It's still inside me, even though that we're through

You were my angel, my gift from heaven above

But that star's all I have left of our past love

 

We'd lie under that star, on many a soft clear night

We'd lie on the green, green grass and hold each other tight

Until my actions eclipsed the sunshine of your love

All my apologies, they would never be enough

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