Devilush Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Oh Mr. Frink... now when you are having anal sex for the first time, it is quite hard to hold in the shit that is supposed to get on the man's penis. which is completely natural anyways. i mean come on, you are sticking your wee-wee up her butthole. but yes to answer your question dr. frink, i can hold my shit. it was an "acquired" talent. and to answer that girl's question about sticking it in somewhere shit is supposed to come out of...why not? everyone has their fetish's..like shit videos. i dunno if you guys have seen that but its basically porn that involves shitting on someone or something along the lines of that. guy's like the tightness of the asshole and it is quite kinky. why not experiement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.S.T.B. Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 -everyone has their fetish's..like shit videos. i dunno if you guys have seen that but its basically porn that involves shitting on someone or something along the lines of that. - devilush + whichever one of you thinks they have enough courage to see probably the most disgusting this relating to this topic, go here: http://vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan/ this is what the twisted world of japanese porn has arrived to. onto the assfucking topic, there's a female writer here, 17 years old or so, who i know had her period the first time she was having sex and, being the respectful slut that she has now become, told the guy to "shove it up my ass, im bleeding from the other hole". its better and even cruder in italian cos she didnt really say shove it up my ass, but nonchalantly "throw it in my ass". but it doesnt sound right.. oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Originally posted by EL MASKO For added fun...Try the "Rodeo". - Have your friends outside the door w/a video camera. - Get the girl on all four's and stick it in her ass. - Wrap your arms around her stomach - Once it's in yell "RODEO!" - Then that's the cue for your friend's to run in there video taping it all while she's going buck-wild trying to get out of it while you're still holding on But don't take my word for it! *DUN DUNT, DUH!* man, i dont know how you did it, but you fucked this one all up... youre supposed to scream out her sisters/moms/bestfriends name..then hold on for the ride of your life. thats rodeo style. filming is optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
META Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 man that rodeo idea has got to be the absolute funniest shit i have ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 two pieces of advice: 1) wear a condom-it makes the in and out smoother, prevents any infections, plus makes clean up quicker and easier 2) lots of lube-as it is said "too much lube is not enough". take care of these two things and you should be okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Originally posted by I.S.T.B. -everyone has their fetish's..like shit videos. i dunno if you guys have seen that but its basically porn that involves shitting on someone or something along the lines of that. - devilush + whichever one of you thinks they have enough courage to see probably the most disgusting this relating to this topic, go here: http://vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan/ this is what the twisted world of japanese porn has arrived to. onto the assfucking topic, there's a female writer here, 17 years old or so, who i know had her period the first time she was having sex and, being the respectful slut that she has now become, told the guy to "shove it up my ass, im bleeding from the other hole". its better and even cruder in italian cos she didnt really say shove it up my ass, but nonchalantly "throw it in my ass". but it doesnt sound right.. oh well Dude....MIA ^^^ is not a writer...hahahahahaaa And by the way...you are watching TV right now..and im going to go empty your fridge of its alchohol. bye bye!| (camann.....i just did a wall..im thirsty) :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 more women need to comment on this scenario... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Originally posted by dukeofyork more women need to comment on this scenario... my feelings exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 i did it!! this girl was begging me to... hahahahhahahhaahhaha the first time i "did it" i was in my moms van.we got caught 3 times that night. i was tappin her "doggy style" and then she started telling me how relaxed and numb i was getting her and she told me to stick it in her BUTT! this was a real porno way of doing it,but i gathered all the saliva in my mouth and spit right on her asshole...she liked that:D ... so i wedged my einstien in there and boy oh boy...talk about a "blowjob" with a tight grip.. then she started playing with herself!:D then,later on in the affair,during an orgy with her and her FINE ASS friend.....her friend was sitting on her face staring at me as i lifted lifted 2 long legs in the air,i'll just call her "candy",but candy then told me to stick in her ass once again..."this time we had lube it" but there is nothing like watching some girl who is sitting on your girls face,watching you watching her as you do her friend in the butt as she licks her other friend out!!!then she started playing with herself! :D these memories are sooooo bad:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 I stole this.... I will post from where in a minute Why would anyone want to have anal sex? For many people, anal sex is the ultimate taboo. Buttfucking makes it sound crude and dirty, sodomy sounds technical. In the 1990's, anal sex has been given the bad rap because HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, is most easily transmitted by anal intercourse. But some people love anal sex. Others hate it. Others haven't tried it yet and are curious. And many people are attracted to it precisely because it's so taboo and mysterious. What is analingus? One other part of the body that some people enjoy licking, or having licked, is the anus. The anus has half the nerve endings in the pelvic region and many people find touching it to be sexually arousing. Although we haven't mentioned safer sex yet as part of this series, we will here: the anus and rectum carry many diseases that live quite benignly in your lower digestive tract, but which can be harmful in your mouth or stomach. Performing anilingus is a very risky behavior for a variety of bacterial infections. Refer to the section on safer sex techniques for ways to protect yourself if you or your partner enjoys this activity. Does anal sex hurt? Anal sex should not hurt. If it hurts, you're doing it wrong. With enough lubricant and enough patience, it's entirely possible to enjoy anal sex as a safe and fulfilling part of your sex life. However, some people may never like it, and if your lover is one of those people, respect their limits. Don't force the idea upon them. Can anal sex actually give pleasure? The pleasure of anal sex is derived from many things. Doing something "nasty" appeals to many people, especially about sex. Doing something different to spice up a sex life that has become something of a bore can be part of it. And the physical sensations available during anal sex are uniquely different from anything else. The rectum is lined with nerve endings, some of which signal the brain to 'reward' you with good feelings when stimulated. For men, the prostate gland can be a source of powerful pleasure. And for a thrusting penis, the ring of the anus can be a new and strong sensation to enjoy. What do I need to have anal sex? The most important pieces of advice anyone can give on anal sex are: lubricants, condoms, and patience. The most commonly available lubricant is KY-Jelly, a greaseless, odorless substance available at most drug stores. Better lubricants include Astroglide, ID, Wet, or ForePlay, some of which are available at better drug stores, and most of which are available in some form at adult toy stores. Do not buy anything that is oil-based. Make sure the lubricant you buy is rated "condom compatible." Nothing else will do. Oil-based lubricants such as vaseline or baby oil will destroy a condom long before you're done having sex. And many oil-based sub-stances will coat the lining of the rectum, providing a haven for many potential infections. Do I have to use a condom? Even if you're sure that both you and your partner are disease- free, you should still use a condom. The rectum is home to lots of infectious bacteria that can cause burning and urethritis of the penis. It will also help you clean up afterwards. I'm worried that anal sex will be messy. Anal sex should not be messy. Most first-timers fear that it will be, but most people can tell when they have to go. A condom will help with cleanup, of course, and if you're really concerned, a commercial enema, like Fleet, will help beforehand. How do we prepare for anal sex? Patience is the third and final thing you need to make anal sex possible. Initial penetration is always the most difficult part of anal sex -- the anus is a tight ring of flesh at the opening of the rectum designed to control the elimination of bodily waste. It is partially under voluntary control, and partially reflexive to stimulation. Your partner has to relax, and you have to go slow to coax it into opening enough to receive your penis. Start with a well-lubricated finger or a slim (smaller than your penis) dildo. The dildo is more realistic, but your fingers can flex and feel what they're doing inside her ass. Slide one finger in slowly, letting her adjust to it. Take your finger all the way out, then push it back in again. Give her anus time to get used to this kind of activity. Then slide a second finger in. Consider how big your penis is and realize that two fingers is probably enough. What position should we use for anal sex? For actual intercourse, picking a position can be important. Many women want to be on top, to regulate how fast penetration occurs. Other like to lie on their stomachs, or crouch doggy-style, or to be penetrated while lying on their sides. Choose what's best before you start. As always, control yourself. Take your time and use lots of lubricant. People who like anal sex say that "too much lube is almost enough." Listen to her -- if she tells you it starts to hurt, back off. Eventually, a time will come during your lovemaking where her anus will relax enough to allow the head of your cock to 'pop' into her. If she is completely relaxed, that pop should feel completely painless. Now just because you're inside her is no reason to start pounding away like mad. Let her body adjust. Take your time. Eventually you will both be ready for more. Can I get pregnant from anal sex? It is not technically possible to get pregnant from anal sex; there is no way for semen to get from the rectal tract to the vaginal tract. However, anal sex is still not a very good method of birth control. Semen leaking from the anus after intercourse may drip across the perineum (the short stretch of skin separating vulva and anus) and cause what is known as a 'splash' conception. The failure rate for this is surprisingly high! 8% of couples of who use anal sex as a method of birth control have babies each year. What if I don't like it? You may find that anal sex just isn't for you. That's fine. Nothing says that you have to indulge in something that doesn't make you feel good. and.... just cause i thought it was funny... AUTO-EROTICISM - Masturbation AUTO-FELLATIO - Performing fellatio on ones own penis AUTO-SADISM - An act whereby one inflicts pain on oneself AUXILIARY INTERCOURSE - Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in the armpit http://minou.com/aboutsex/analsex.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 "Consider how big your penis is and realize that two fingers is probably enough." hahahahahaha....oh, funny sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 frink looked long and hard for that.... frink likes talking in the 3rd person... frink is leaving now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 bump AHHHH i am bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 did he buy the KY or did you? Originally posted by Devilush okay here is my two cents....it really doefucking hurt like a bitch. no matter how many girls have tried it, it is a horrid experience. and i will admit, i have tried it. yes yes....devilush will admit to taking it up the ass. it hurt so bad. it wasn't an accident either, it was mutual. i wanted to try it, so did he. the first time hurt. i actually started to cry. but you have to use some kinda ky jelly in order for it to not hurt as much. it's easier that way too. i kinda like it, i won't say that i completely like it. but i am down for it if he wants to. HOLY SHIT! ok......as im talkin to the one i love,i come across this one and read what totally blew my mind.....:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 4, 2001 Share Posted December 4, 2001 first, fuck all you guys for complementing Devilush....thats my job... secondly....poor thread....please don't die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 4, 2001 Share Posted December 4, 2001 your a loser frink.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 4, 2001 Share Posted December 4, 2001 Originally posted by dr. frink one first, fuck all you guys for complementing Devilush....thats my job... secondly....poor thread....please don't die i pay him to compliment me on a graffiti website. good job so far!! heheh ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 My ex-boyfriend tried to sneak up on me while I was ASLEEP!!!!! I hurt SOOOOOO much! I think it's fairly fucking selfish of blokes to ask for this, unless she suggests it. If you dissagree with me, how bout this - let HER put 2+ fingers up YOUR ass first, then decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usedtolove Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 blokes hahahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 Re: hehe Originally posted by cmeup men who jack off 1 or 2 times a week are less likely to get breast cancer. IBTEASEROK<~ DROPPINKNOWLEDGE breast cancer huh? i think we would all appreciate it if youd stop refering to the 'shit' yur dropping as 'knowledge' :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 wait....devilush.....what was an "aquired" talent? frink is confused.... oh, and I get that argument a lot... " why don't you let ME take a fucking penis and shove it up your ass and then YOU tell me how much you would like it..." that usually shuts me up... Can't you just imagine... "But...I read on this website....this graffiti website....that this girl...called devilush....she said she likes it.....and....so.....can WE do it?"... sure fire way to never get a call back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 hahaha...jeebus..this topic is great...anyways, we need more women talkin about this bojanks..devilush is cool, but you cant just go on one womans word, i know my old gf was down for it if we didnt have a condom or if we just diddnt feel like gettin her pregnant or something, but anyways, try and find some more ladies words to apply to this topic....oh yeah, you go frink...rockin that shit...Devilush, hes a doctor, people like him, hes single...? hee..just tryin to help you out... (im goin to visit a girl this weekend!! Ill try this topic out on her..haha, no not really.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 men can get breast cancer. Obviously they dont develop it as often as women, but it is possible. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 ummm, if you wanna know aobut more chick's input. you might want to ask the question someplace where there's more than 4 chicks.... jsut a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 for the girls....do you like it when guys touch your asshole during sex... or during foreplay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Originally posted by dr. frink one for the girls....do you like it when guys touch your asshole during sex... or during foreplay? i like that...it gets me riled up...and you know.....ahhhhhhh well, that was too much information. more girls should put more input into this....i can admit that i love this topic other than the bicicletas topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 by the end of this thread, all of us will know how to turn devilush on, how she likes it and most likely her cycle...alot more than alot of us know about our present girlfriends i bet...too bad i aint got one...hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 nuuuh uhhhh nah, i won't divulge all that information. so far i have just posted to the most kinkiest topic on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Thanks for always coming through on this one Devilush.....I was wondering when you would hop back on in with this thread... in terms of my question, are we talking rubbing....inserting...or somewhere inbetween.... ... Frink....as confused as ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obsessed Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 damn i forgot all about this thread...the "fisheye" still has to be the best thing in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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