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Max Powers who's name you'd like to touch, but you musent toooooouch. His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you mustent fear cause his name can be said by anyone... i forget the rest

 

or when chief wiggum runs in the room and does a little somersalt thing and his back goes out. that was great. i tried to explain that episode at a party when i was totally fuckin wasted for like 15 minutes. :cool:

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Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK

HOMER AND FLANDERS ARE DRIVING IN THE CAR IN THE SNOW AND THEY HIT SOMETHING AND HOMER GOES

 

HOMER: OOH I HOPE THAT WAS FLANDERS

 

uncomfortable chuckle from homer

hey hey, youre all right....

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marge: homer, the kids are trapped at school, how aer they going to get home?!

homer: i dont know, internet..

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Homer: Beer - the source of and solution for all problems in life.

 

Homer: mmmmmmmmm pi

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homer:NO!!! they'll be flanderisises

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bart: ready to imatate that jackass show milhouse?

milhouse: all those exclaimers make me want to do it more

 

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homer: wait barts teachers name is mrs.krobople?..i been callin her mrs.krabapples!!

 

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homer: no wait IM mr.X....

mayor: prove it...

(homer puts bag over head)

(crowd gasps..."he is mr.X!!")

(takes medal)

walks off stage into a pole....

homer: ow i bith my tun..

 

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aww marge i dont wanna lie to you....well so long

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by ¤Ñ£§k_ºÑ£R¤

 

homer: wait barts teachers name is mrs.krobople?..i been callin her mrs.krabapples!!

 

 

 

 

actually its "what, barts teachers name is krabople? i been callin her Krandle, oh im a n idiot

 

Flanders: looks like you are missing a puzzle piece in there

Homer: looks like your missing a wife

Flanders: well i just walked into that one

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Homer: yes, 73 cents, and greese payed for it all

Bart: but the bacon for the greese cost 18 dollars

Homer: but mom bought the greese

Bart: and mom got the money from you

Homer: and i get my money from greese, wheres the problem?

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the conversation that homer and willy have in ^^that^^ same episode is damn funny.......cant really remember it

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"D'oh!"

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Originally posted by HOVIE

the conversation that homer and willy have in ^^that^^ same episode is damn funny.......cant really remember it

 

something like this

 

homer: uhhhh, im from scotland

Willy: no kidding, im from scotland

Homer: oh, hmmm

Willy: where you from in scotland

Homer: uhh, i...am...from...north...uh....kiltstown

Willy: no, im from northkiltstown

Homer: uh,

Willy: do you know such and such

Homer: no, um

Willy: you arent from north kiltstown

 

fight time

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"The relation to what is present that rules in the essence of presencing itself is a unique one (ist eine einzige), altogether incomparable to any other relation. It belongs to the uniqueness of Being itself (Sie gehört zur Einzigkeit des Seins selbst). Therefore, in order to name the essenhal nature of Being (das wesende Seins), language would have to find a single word, the unique word (ein einziges, das einzige Wort). From this we can gather how daring every thoughtful word (denkende Wort) addressed to Being is (das dem Sein zugesprochen wird). Nevertheless such daring is not impossible, since Being speaks always and everywhere throughout language"

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Homer: i wasent lying, i was writing fiction with my mouth.....

 

 

I have to read marges book....but i swore to never read again after "to kill a mockin bird" taught me nothing about killing a mocking bird. It did teach me to not discriminate again people of different colors, but how does that help me?

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