¤Ñ£§k_ºÑ£R¤ Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 homer:NO!!! they'll be flanderisises ____________________________________ bart: ready to imatate that jackass show milhouse? milhouse: all those exclaimers make me want to do it more ____________________________________________ homer: wait barts teachers name is mrs.krobople?..i been callin her mrs.krabapples!! ____________________________________________________________ homer: no wait IM mr.X.... mayor: prove it... (homer puts bag over head) (crowd gasps..."he is mr.X!!") (takes medal) walks off stage into a pole.... homer: ow i bith my tun.. ________________________________ aww marge i dont wanna lie to you....well so long :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Originally posted by ¤Ñ£§k_ºÑ£R¤ homer: wait barts teachers name is mrs.krobople?..i been callin her mrs.krabapples!! actually its "what, barts teachers name is krabople? i been callin her Krandle, oh im a n idiot Flanders: looks like you are missing a puzzle piece in there Homer: looks like your missing a wife Flanders: well i just walked into that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Homer: yes, 73 cents, and greese payed for it all Bart: but the bacon for the greese cost 18 dollars Homer: but mom bought the greese Bart: and mom got the money from you Homer: and i get my money from greese, wheres the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOVIE Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 the conversation that homer and willy have in ^^that^^ same episode is damn funny.......cant really remember it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 www.comosimpsons.hpg.ig.com.br/ homer_doh.gif'> "D'oh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Originally posted by HOVIE the conversation that homer and willy have in ^^that^^ same episode is damn funny.......cant really remember it something like this homer: uhhhh, im from scotland Willy: no kidding, im from scotland Homer: oh, hmmm Willy: where you from in scotland Homer: uhh, i...am...from...north...uh....kiltstown Willy: no, im from northkiltstown Homer: uh, Willy: do you know such and such Homer: no, um Willy: you arent from north kiltstown fight time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladislas Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 "The relation to what is present that rules in the essence of presencing itself is a unique one (ist eine einzige), altogether incomparable to any other relation. It belongs to the uniqueness of Being itself (Sie gehört zur Einzigkeit des Seins selbst). Therefore, in order to name the essenhal nature of Being (das wesende Seins), language would have to find a single word, the unique word (ein einziges, das einzige Wort). From this we can gather how daring every thoughtful word (denkende Wort) addressed to Being is (das dem Sein zugesprochen wird). Nevertheless such daring is not impossible, since Being speaks always and everywhere throughout language" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Ya don't make friends with salad Ya don't make friends with salad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Homer: i wasent lying, i was writing fiction with my mouth..... I have to read marges book....but i swore to never read again after "to kill a mockin bird" taught me nothing about killing a mocking bird. It did teach me to not discriminate again people of different colors, but how does that help me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Note a quote but funny: Homer has note on hand while looking at carl and lenny: Carl=black Lenny=white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Look at me, Im Baron Von Chicken Pants! Bart wearing nothing but a chicken. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Ñ£§k_ºÑ£R¤ Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Isn't there an entire thread dedicated to Simpson's quotes? your in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by ?Ñ£§k_ºÑ£R? your in it Y-o-u-'-r-e Compicated isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 see, white people have names like kenny, whereas black people have names like carl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 " goo banana!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 "it tastes like...buuuurning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Oh I bent my wookie... Where's some good Moe quotes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Jan 23 2004, 11:19 PM FUCKING GET YOUR OWN SENSE OF HUMOR AND STOP QUOTING TELEVISION. Quoted post :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 I LIKE MY BEER COLD.. T.V LOUD AND MY HOMOSEXUALS FLAMING... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 HOMER FORGETS TO PICK UP BART FROM SOCCER PRACTICE... MARGE REMINDS HIM TO PICK HIM UP AS SHE LEAVES... HOMER REPLIES... I'M ON MY WAY.. BUT READING A WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLE OF THE T.V. THEN SAYS WHAT WAS THAT HONEY?... LATER... REALIZING HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING BUT WHAT... MAYBE A NAP WILL CLEAR HIS HEAD... MAGGIE BURPS BART.. SANTA'S LIL HELPER BARKS "BARRRTTT". FANS AT A SPORTING EVENT YELL AND SPELL OUT BART... MILHOUSE WRITES BACKWARDS ON HIS WALL... AND SAYS... TRAB PU KCIP.. REFLECTING OFF A MIRROR TELLING HOMER TO PICK UP BART... ALSO GETS IN TROUBLE... THEN HOMER PONDERS IN THE TUB THAT HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING BUT WHAT?... THEN :idea: BART... RUNS OUT NAKED.... FLANDERS IS LIKE... I COULD SEE UR WINKY DINK?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml Here you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 good looking out..^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 FEELS LIKE IM WEARING NOTHIN AT ALL!!!1 NOTHIN AT ALL! NOTHIN AT ALL! NOTHIN AT ALL! damn sexy flanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 monorail..... monorail..... monorail...... mono.... doh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 bart... i gotta blast a dukeee... otto... duke on?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Niser Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 i said extreme, not extreme to the max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that, when daddy hit the referee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 "your not mild mannered......your often liquored up and rude". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ''now i durrrrrIIIIIVe the school bus'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ''beer the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems'' vendor: ''kaukaulash, get your kaukaulash'' homer: ''ok i'll take a bowl'' vendor: ''no bowl stick stick'' homer: ''eurgh i need something to take the taste away what you got'' vendor:''mountain dew or crab juice'' homer: ''ewwwww i'll take a crab juice'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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