AREANKAY Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin I've used the bike as a prop before. People are always amazed when a group of us goes out crawlin' on the bikes. I actually used the line..."so, you want me to give you a ride home on the handlebars of my bike?". Shit you not...it worked. Girls seem to be amazed by the fact that anyone would ride their bike from bar to bar. I suppose the fact that there are women with us probably helps... i tried to pull that on this chick one day at work she works for this radio station in philly and i asked if she wanted to go for a ride on my handle bars on a bike with no breaks...........she declined.............so we wrote on there van tires :cool: http://www.94wysp.com/onair/photoalbum/tanyapics2/0723150-R1-E002.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 ok, the bike (only if the handlebar line is used) and dog are both good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin I actually used the line..."so, you want me to give you a ride home on the handlebars of my bike?". Shit you not...it worked. I know this! and took it one step further So I pick up a girl at the bar right at closing time and we leave together. When I get out of the bar there's like 10 people on bikes jamming with their bells. There were 3 super hotties on bikes but I couldt be distracted because I had already picked on. It turns out she had some crazy old bike from the 30's and I offered to double her home. here's the trick.... I crashed the bike (gently) right near my house. She skinned her knee just a little bit so I invited her upstairs to get a bandge and some disinfectant. After you nurse a woman wounds hse will immediatly think higly of you. So highly in fact that we fucked like bunnies (less than 1 hour after meeting her) and then left without exchanging number. bikes are for pimps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Carmela aka the pussy magnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract I can always count on you to make a thread worthwhile.... i use my dog to bring out the motherly tenderness Hmmm... big heels, girls in turtlenecks, wine, a sheet matching the woodgrain throughout the house, Marlboro lights... This picture reminds me of German girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Tesser's eurocrib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- After you nurse a woman wounds hse will immediatly think higly of you you know what you speak of *you too, tess. what girl could resist cooing over a doey-eyed dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 just dont let her know you caused those wounds! (actually it was the booze and my lack on balance on an 50 pound bike that did it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- just dont let her know you caused those wounds! exactly what I was thinking. playing with fire on that one. next thing you know....kilo is talking one of his friends into trying to mug a hot girl so he can save her. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 lennnnns! where are the flicks? lately i havent been out to bars nor to hang out with friends. just sorta down and not wanting to party lately. whats wrong with me you ask? not sure....maybe depressed.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 oh, dev. i had tequila and cigarettes for breakfast let's be friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin I actually used the line..."so, you want me to give you a ride home on the handlebars of my bike?". Shit you not...it worked.. Ive used this one too, its great! WONK!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 test pattern.....i think i need a friend right about now. :( tequila? barf. i drank too much of that on thanksgiving and now i cant even look at tequila. lets have some maker's mark on the rocks instead and sit in front of the fire place and i'll tell you all my problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 I'd like to address something reaLLLLLL quick. The photos i took at the bar are FORTHCOMING. Unlike everyone else under the sun, i still use these crazy MANUAL cameras where you actually LOAD the film rather than pop in some stupid little chip. I will go out TODAY and have the flicks developed. Then you will see the brilliance of having a fat ass camera with you when you go out. Hate the game, not the player------>Lens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Tess got it right. DOGS are the best props. I can't resist not looking or petting a dog. I love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 I used to use my sketchbook pretty heavily as a prop. CHicks dig artwork especially when you drop a quick sketch of them. But yeah, a small dog will command a chicks attention like a Louis vutton purse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 big dogs are even better, flossing your sketchbook isnt very wise though...you can be subtle and just let her see how good your handstyle is when you note her number down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 sketch books are only good if you can actually sketch them. No girl wants to see letterforms unless you can do real fancy calligraphy that says to them 'he can do our wedding invites'. here's one guys.... have something cute and cuddly on your bed so girls want to hop on it. http://www.socialretard.com/sockmonkey/sock1.jpg'> ^ not mine, but close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 boo urns to barstars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush test pattern.....i think i need a friend right about now. :( tequila? barf. i drank too much of that on thanksgiving and now i cant even look at tequila. lets have some maker's mark on the rocks instead and sit in front of the fire place and i'll tell you all my problems. i'll sit with you and listen, too. i don't even like tequila. i just did it for the fuck of it. is it alright if i smoke in your house? <3, test pattern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 aw how nice! someone to finally listen to my problems other than the hubby. smoke as in cigarettes? or smoke as is gaaaaaaaaanja? either way both is allright at my fireplace seating. if ganja, here's a bong just for you. i have one for myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 just cigarettes. when i listen to people, i go through like a whole pack in 2 hours or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 ...for no particular purpose... i'd like to state that, i will be getting a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 sketchbooks always work when your sitting around in a class, on a bus etc. but who in the hell would bring a book to a party or something like that. another downfall of the sketchbook is when your target asks you to write thier name or start blabbin about "this guy i knew like my freshman year in high school like wrote stuff like in my school. do you know him." cameras always work, but at some point youll have a fugly fatass wanting to get in the pic and ruining any ensuing conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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