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Okay this is the last time for one of these girl friend threads you'll see from me

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Shit goddamnit. How come every time i go out with the ex she has to look sexier and smell better than ever before. How come we have more shit to talk about now that we are friends than when we were together. This is completely fuck shit but I guess thats the way it has to be. And now for the poll. :lol:

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move on.. just cruise on into a bar/club, and in your head be bouncing to "cuz im a mother fuckin p i m p" and you'll be fine :ballcap:

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I say Boogie Hands.

 

 

 

 

But, if i knew, i would let you know. And Yuck, if you figure this out first...

 

 

 

 

 

hollatchaboy!

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I say you win in the end cause even if you don't

get back with said chick... you've still got being

single and calling yourself yuck.

 

 

Post a picture of the girly?

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She has dark brown hair now. and a flower in her hair. And she smells real good. And she's a dork for extra bonus points. Im taking this down in a few minutes so get your peeks in.

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i had to seriously think if i should quote you or not,

but i decided not to be a bitch.

 

i dunno. i think you could probably do better...

 

yeah, yuck can do better.

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Awww shit. It's not all about looks but damn. I should get a better picture of her. She is pretty damn hot. Plus she smells good. I'll post new pictures of her around Tuesday. Something about that picture makes her fingers look....Mutant like?:P

 

 

Wait...so are you interested in mr.yuck. Im just a few hours away.:D

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Mr. Yuck, you are playing this wrong. ALL WRONG.

 

 

If you keep being available for your ex-girlfriend whenever she wants you, you will end up in "non-ejaculation land" aka THE FRIEND ZONE. Once she finds a dude to have sex with she's going to throw you out like bad milk.

 

 

You need to be that sexy unattainable stud she once wanted. Your life may have revolved around her when you guys were together, but now you guys are EX's and she needs to recognize that you have a life outside of her. If she wants to chat about movies or the weather, she can always call her girlfriends...

 

 

Fuck Ya'll/The Game Keeper

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

Wait...so are you interested in mr.yuck. Im just a few hours away.:D

 

:lol: Mr.Yuck=E-P.I.M.P.</span>

 

 

 

 

PINK BLACK

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Alright, peeped it.

 

Yea, if she's your match you can get her back..

I was just curious what she looked like, that shit

doesn't really play a factor. Be fucking Don

Knots...

You're yuckski you goofy fuck.

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Nah i only see her once every couple months cuz she goes to school in a different city. Im over her and dont really care if we get back together but it would be cool. Cuz she smells really good now.:D But for real though, I dont ever think about her until she is around... fuck this. Eyo. 26 In a few months some wheres around summer time im doin a tour of the east coast. When i come up your way we can go rob hookers and shit.

 

This thread is now officially about robbing hookers.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

 

This thread is now officially about robbing hookers.

 

had i known that, i would have given some advice,,,,,,

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Hey man, never look a gift horse in the mouth. But you'd have to provide a photo for me to make my final and all-important judgement.

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Hmmmm, lesseee...keep her on the side like a pot of macaroni and heat her up when you start getting hungry.

 

Range out, look for new blood....don't cling to the past. Man, didn't anyone learn anything from the Pharcyde?

 

Dude, you can do better. That's my opinion.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

think about her until she is around... fuck this Eyo. 26 In a few months some wheres around summer time im doin a tour of the east coast. When i come up your way we can go rob hookers and shit.

 

This thread is now officially about robbing hookers.

 

 

Shiiiiit maaaaang.

I'm glad someone else shares my glorious amusement

in how good of times this could be. You've got

some rollerblades, right? My area's good and

hilly so you just grab the purse, hip check, and move.

I'll get us some hockey sticks for the

Yuckston Eastern Seaboard Blackout 04.

 

...and as far as the girly goes I hear you on

the smelling good part. One thing I notice about

dorky chicks and girls that are just fun to bang

on is the dorks always smell like fruity candy...

I swear to god that shit gets caught

up in your brain between coming and falling

asleep with a titty in your hand...

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Mannn. I got a new girly goin as we speak. Im not to fond of her but she has tits as big as my head. Im trying to figure out what ethnicity she is but i think it might be... i dunno native american or maybe middle east. If only she wasnt sooo....dumb. What a dumb bitch. Any who...

Yuckston Eastern Seaboard Blackout 04.

 

mr.yuck: Beatin up niggas in a town near you.

 

Yeah for real though I might have some skates tucked away some where if they still fit. A stick would make the job so much easier. Hahaha. Im gonna get stabbed before the whole thing is over with. I can feel it now.

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I'm in the same boat as far as the 'chick with tits

the size of my head that I can't really tolerate

as a person' thing goes, she's coming out here

to visit in a week. Luckily I'm not paying for the

airfair. Fuck all of that noise.

 

Post pictures of the new girl. I plan on getting

a camera here in the next few weeks with some

long over-due tax returns.. I'll start documenting

my ventures like all you freaks.

 

 

YESB04! CHECK YOUR SHOES IN, BITCHES

 

By the way, I've got a 3 inch goatee right now

so keep growing our the facefuzz... we'll look

like Anglo-Day-Of-The-Rope warriors with

Fu Man Chu's.

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<span style='color:black'>HAHAHAHA. I just shaved my gotee down short. I wont have pictures of the new girl until Monday. the only thing that is fucked up about her besides the fact that she is a complete fuck ass is I work with her dad all day. I dont know know if i could fuck her and then go work with her dad and be able to look him in the face. He already is looking at me like, "I know you are about to give my daughter the business."</span>:lol:

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Somehow get yourself into a wacky predicament

involving nitrous and interrogating a small asian

man on some Lethal Weapon 4 "business".

 

"No, because I'm gonna be your baby's baby's

daddy!" -Yuck Rock

 

 

And fuggit.. if she's game.. get in where you

spit in.

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Re: Okay this is the last time for one of these girl friend threads you'll see from m

 

Originally posted by mr.yuck

Shit goddamnit. How come every time i go out with the ex she has to look sexier and smell better than ever before. How come we have more shit to talk about now that we are friends than when we were together. This is completely fuck shit but I guess thats the way it has to be. And now for the poll. :lol:

 

Ah geez. I can completely understand that.

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