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Originally posted by mr.yuck

Fuck that. i'm going back next week. There are a retarded amount of super hot girls there and 95% gay guys. I have found that this is a great place to meet girls. This is my theory. They go to gay bars to get away from jack off guys trying to hit on them all night. Then when they bump into a straight guy, they are surprised and still want what they dont have.

 

I dont think i will ever wash the area that the porn girl touched me. But yeah it was overly abundant when i started noticing all the guys that were hanging out together and not talking to the girls. Plus they wore reDICKulous amounts of hair gel and flip flops. I am under the impression that only gay men wear flip flops out as part of their regular attire.

 

I'm wearing my pink shirt next week. Maybe i can get some guys to buy me some drinks.

 

mr.yuck/noshameinmygame

 

Get yo game on.

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

This thread has done nothing but glamourize the homosexual alcohol scene, and you guys do nothing but support it? :scramble:

 

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

This thread has done nothing but glamourize the homosexual alcohol scene, and you guys do nothing but support it? :scramble:

:yuck:

 

Not really. I hope that when I go to the bathroom next week, that no gay men get any funny ideas..... I just want to get my free drink on. $4 for a drink that i could make at home for free is ficlom retarded. Please believe. I dont even think that ficlom is a word. O am drunk.... things happen. One eyed typoing.

 

Yeah web, that sucks about your uncle. The coolest guys that I have met have been gay. This one guy named Jon told me 'I'm a mans man, I like to drink beer, I like to watch football, I just like to fuck guys in the ass.

 

Then later on he told me 'I'm gonna suck your dick before I leave tongiht.' This was possibly the one funnniest thing that I jhave ever jeard a guy say in my life.

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see, again, that shit just doesnt bother me at all. infact, i generally find it pretty damn funny. having someone so blatently coming on to you is hillarious. the only time it would bother me is if i actually felt physically threatend. like, if its some big 300 pound dude grabbing me, like 'no, your comin with me boy', but even then i would be responding to the physical threat, not the sexual one.

 

i think people that get so weirded out by it, or feel threatend, are just pretty much ignorant as to the whole thing. if you were ever around gay folks you'd find they're actually some of the most amusing and interesting people you can talk to. not to generalize or anything, but they tend to be artistic, intelligent, creative, whitty, etc... all traits that it's actually difficult to find in straight guys...

 

seeks/viva la homo

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

I have a hard time finding the humor in someone wanting to fuck me in the ass...:confused:

yeah im confused to about whats so funny about guys grabbin your ass and tryin to hit you with the sand paper condom
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seekin's on point with the fact that gay house is rediculously horrible.

 

i used to live a block down from the biggest gay club in this one city. around the corner from the club was the gay speed freak hooker strip and having to walk past it routinely from a freinds i would have creepy slimeball motherfuckers follow me in their cars.

i been to a couple gay bars in sf with my girl and have a overall negative impression of them. not because of the gay factor but cause of the sluttiness and the psycho dyke bouncer who assaulted my girlfriend.

 

anybody see that movie Deuces Wild......?

that girl Annie played by Fairuze Balk?

i wanna go to a Fairuza Balk bar.

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This guy i know is openly gay and tells the absolute BEST gay jokes ive ever heard.. He told me a few and i was on the ground laughing uncontrolably.. Jesus Christ... When he mounted the foot stool.. hahah now that was funny..

 

anyways.. i dont really think nor care about gay people.. all those gay rights marches are stupid.. they could do without those.. if i dont have anything to march for, then no one else should either.. but hell yeah i would definetly rock a gay bar to get free drinks.. But i would go with a chick.. like i said, i dont think about gay people or what they do.. prolly cause living in big cities, you usually find them more common than in "buttfuck" iowa...

Also no pun intended.. puns can come pretty easily in the gay world..

 

P.S. also no pun with the "come pretty easily"

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Originally posted by rip

ok gay bars are for gay people. i swear if i went in one id get kicked out so fast. first faggot that tried to touch me would get throat punched.

 

A good throat punch could not do the justice...

 

Rip, your a good man...Keep up the good work....

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