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why my dad is cool

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Guest HESHIANDET

so im visiting my parents and my dad comes in from the garage and hands me a color slide. my dad was in vietnam. he was a helicopter pilot. he procedes to tell me a story about how he was flying and had to take a shit. so they land and he takes a shit in a rice field. while hes shitting his buddy is taking photos of him. while this is going on VC bols see them and start shooting mortar rounds at them. the next slide he hands me is him pants around his ankles laughing his ass off running back to the helicopter with mortars blowing upo about 100 yards or so behind him. wild ass shit....

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that is amazing. i have a lot of family that was in nam, and they have mad stories, but that was top shelf.

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Originally posted by beardo

"stay off my lawn"

 

 

oh that was good. really good.

 

 

"we have to eat that rice you know. jerk!"

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damn, thats a good story.

 

 

my grandpa was in WWII, korea and nam and had nothing to say like that......he just took alot of speed and killed alot of people.

 

 

 

 

quote by cotton hill "I KILLED FITTY MEN!"

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when arriving to nam my father went down in a helicopter, everyone survived. but that is a shitty welcome to a shitty stay.

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Guest HESHIANDET

being wild runs in the family i guess. please believe though hes mega fucked up from nizam. i feel bad for the nigga.

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word that sucks. i know some guys from nam with shell shock n stuff, craaaazy dudes. they freak when news choppers flyby.

 

 

but my Gpaw is totaly chill, 3 wars and not a mental scratch on him. hes just cranky nowadays cuz hes old and forgets things.

quote from my Gpaw "you know, its good to drive 10 miles UNDER the speed limmit"

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my grandpa was bad ass. he came home in one piece with a solid bullet "groove" right down the middle of his helmet. one of my parents neighbors went to nam...and that dude took it hard. I remember seeing him snap one day...scary shit.

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my dad was stationed in germany during vietnam. he was doign crypto and running docs back and forth between bases witha briefcase and a grenade strapped to him....i was considering asking my dad to smoke an L with me

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The best part is that he was laughing while mortars were bursting around him.

 

Your dad gets the thumps up.

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Guest im not witty

thats a great story but what would make it the best story ever is a scan of that picture posted in here. i know thats probably not possible, but just imagine.

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Originally posted by nomadawhat

my dad is a pacifist and spent a year or two in a federal prison because he wouldn't go to nam.

 

Shit, that's cool too. DAMN THE MAN!!!

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Originally posted by ragsoe505

that is amazing. i have a lot of family that was in nam, and they have mad stories, but that was top shelf.

 

imma have hella stories that good "top shelf" for my kids too i hope

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Originally posted by im not witty

thats a great story but what would make it the best story ever is a scan of that picture posted in here. i know thats probably not possible, but just imagine.

 

that was pretty witty....good idea.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

HAHAHAHA...Dude! Thats fuckin hilarious!

Thats a kodak moment aliright!

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