NOUM Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 ^^^:lol: ha ha ha..layin' it down heavy i scratch the top,hmm.,whats real hip hop, they all critiqe on whats what but i know he's not,ya skirts lift..you exposed as bitch.. threw up some shell toes screamin' hip-hop jus' to get rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Hilarious thread. The artwork kind of reminds me of one of those Deep South style covers. What's the name of those guys that put all that dreadful over-the-top design out a la http://nonstopgraphics.net/artwork/bottom.html ? Yeah you heard me, I said 'dreadful over-the-top'. I wear sheel-toes, listen to hip-hop, have decks and do graffiti, but this 4-elementism (great phrase El mam) bullshit is about as relevant as fucking diamond rings and welsh rarebit (grilled cheese). Keep it real like Jennifer Lopez dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satrdae Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by Kewel ....AND IF ITS SO GARBGE THEN WHY HAVE PEOPLE BEEN OFFERIN ME JOBS??.... why do people offer any of these garbage "MC"s jobs? just cuz somebody offered you a job doesn't mean you rock shit... ...somebody obviously offered the the hot boys/no limit soldiers/50 cent/icp/nelly?lil wayne/lil john/lil flip/lil bowwow/lil kim/lil cok/lil mind/ lil vocab/ post '99 outkast/almost the whole MTV, BET roster a job If you really want your shit too sell you should add a LIL to the beginning of your name:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kewel Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 woo...harsh werds thrown at me..but thats all good baby...like i said i do me you do you...garbage emcee never lyrically, I am not lame it seems like a nigga cant try to make a life for him self without people allways havin to talk shit about sumthin..i meen its funny...you guys called me a hasbeen and a wack emcee and blah blah blah...without listening to my shit... your not the same/ i should learn your name?/ with your 3 werd bars you really think you'll game fame/ man fuck off go get day job/ you speak big werds but like 50 cents, but you couldent put it on paper/ illiterit, no sence in what you speak i dont hold a gun niether, but i stll strut with heat/ i cant belive i wasted my time with this lame, you only hate cause you kant find a deal, which is great/ cause i would hate to pop your cd in the tray, the only use it gets is for the cover inlay, cause i needed an example for my next ep/ the design consits of your shit in garbage heeps/ your heavylox?, hmmmm..name bit from d-block/ im masterlock you couldent high jack my plane of thought/ wack emcee?? weres round three?/ im angry cause you tried to use nursery rymes to beat me/ man i hope you were not seriouse with your ryhme cuz...cause if you are...you should be rappin for WB sat morning cartoons...you know they had that lil rapathon....you spit big werds that cover the sun??..the biggest werd you had was "definitly"...yo kid...im a do me you do you...recognize skills buddy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by Kewel i cant belive i wasted my time with this lame :confused: i wish i kould freestyle and type "typos" to be cool and hiphop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 i suggest you take your ethuggin elsewhere, this isnt a rainbow bright kiddies forum. i thought the point of this thread was your cover and feedback, so far you havent taken any feedback, stop trying. back to the drawing board with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast546 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter Hilarious thread. The artwork kind of reminds me of one of those Deep South style covers. What's the name of those guys that put all that dreadful over-the-top design out a la http://nonstopgraphics.net/artwork/bottom.html ? Yeah you heard me, I said 'dreadful over-the-top'. I wear sheel-toes, listen to hip-hop, have decks and do graffiti, but this 4-elementism (great phrase El mam) bullshit is about as relevant as fucking diamond rings and welsh rarebit (grilled cheese). Keep it real like Jennifer Lopez dog. BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAHAHAHA! That websites is the funniest damned thing I have ever seen! You have got to be shitting me! People actually go for that kind of shit in a concious state thinking it looks good? Seriously?! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 hey kewel, maybe you should upload some tracks of yours, and give us all links.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 yo he callin' you out heavy.. you need help wit dat niggah?.. holla at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poiuhgd Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Originally posted by heavyLox i love he way young folks ask for opinions and then get offended at them. one thing i will say is you can't go wrong tossing a few more filters up on that bad bwoy i mean if you can apply filters you R a designer. ^^ agreed ^^ w00t? no lens flares?!?!?! shit son work on your letters and learn to count you only got 3hree elements or you could include beatbowing and go with 5ive elements http://www.mtvindia.com/mtv/music/features/boyband/images/5ive.jpg'> :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kewel Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 iknow thers only three on there dick....and for help?? he is gonna need sum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 i need no help you style fishy like kelp Originally posted by Kewel iknow thers only three on there dick....and for help?? he is gonna need sum.... I'm NOT a rapper and I'm NOT an MC i don't need a deal to live my childhood fantasy I already am what i want to be. Me even at your show I'm who your fans really came to see hevlox leave you like a 1 in 10 just another number my friend you Downey, junior, worth less than zero its cool you be holding out for a HERO i offered you a hand and you refused it And now you wanna come at me? doggie thats not smart, i'll step on your soul like it was a clark you got heart but before you fall you and your pride should part i took it easy on you but thats over now you aint half as talented as lil bow wow So lets review the facts, just to be clear what signed mc is getin' served up in here? your style is like gay sex to a homophic any title you ever hold hevlox could steal at a moments notice with no training And you know this yous a c**t surrounded in p***y you should not have pushed me I don't even write rhymes i write code and you young man are an empty node now your turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Re: i need no help you style fishy like kelp Originally posted by heavyLox I don't even write rhymes i write code and you young man are an empty node Holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kewel Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kewel Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 ok do you rap or not duke?... well ok here goes sum b.s...im gonna rush threw this dont wanna be late for class you think your hard cause you got a rep on this board, if thats what inflated your ego i feel bad for you boy/ i dont do this freestyle type emcee shit/ im more into puncturin your brain with sum real live ill shit, on the mic/ but you cant respect that, i bet if we met in person you'll just say it was a front, you'll take it all back/ "now lets get the fact straight just to be clear"/ heavy lox talks about fags cause he a undecover queer/ how do you know what gay sex is/ you in the closset kid?/ get that coat hanger out your ear, and whats with that rainbow shit/ man im tired, i dont even wanna put effort to this/ your gonna steel my ryhmes anyways you already stated that shit/ and i dont need your hand who knows weres thats been, i know were its not been, and thats with real girls cuzin/ im gonna admit, damn this ryme sucks/ but your sucked even worse, i see you read a dr zues book huh?/ got a better a vocab im suprised with you man, how long did it take you to get passed that cat in the hat, without dad? lib will leave you like....uhhh naw thats stupid...if i heard your verse on a song...huh ill just mute it. and im not signed so get that straight, i work independit, so i keep all the money i make/ i have goals and my future set, what are you planin to do/ just be another thug on a forum, aint that true? ::::sighs with bordom:::.....man..you a funny nigga you know that....a funny nigga....heavy lox gets double the cock..he pops them in his mouth like mentos...i bet when you typed that shit down you was usin an instrumentel..or did you go into your book of rymes...when i record tracks i do a jay-z i dont write my lines, im way ahead of your time like a 10 sec delay, yo i could gay bash all day...you a funny nigga ....ok pieces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 hahaha your fucking kidding arent you? that was some of the funniest shit i've ever read on 12oz....ever. you should really REALLY consider suicide as a career option. go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 hmmm...nice kewel..where you at heavy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 All your depictions turn out to be contradictions you dont freestyle yet you record like j-zip? i wont respect you any less if you decide to quit your whole game is like a joke to me i could roll myself up into a blunt and you still couldnt smoke me your just a headache like dirt-weed man your pops shoulda just spilled the seed he should never have been allowed to breed i dont need a beat to know i got you tapping your feet checking my lines to see if they on time lawd a mercy. J.C., this bwoy has got to be kidding with style tight like chris cross even in the dentists office you couldnt floss so right now you can call me bruce or tony, cause i am the BOSS no question i got you sweatin is hev a real emcee do, he pen lines, do he write full time. NO I do it graff style 1st line everytime off the top bro its not ego its just im that nice in a 5 pound bag your the equvalent to one grain of rice and after getting served twice you wanna fight? I'm not scared to tussle i could even track you down like a train tressle but the point is your brain cavity is an empty vessel you'd do well to cop 50 and common becuase you need of some sense. you need some freinds maybe your moms can give you a hug cause battling hevlox is like being addicted to drugs you can't win, i got you twelve steppin trying to show you some discipline But you steady stuck on stupid you couldnt get any love if you got shot by cupid. you just another one who wants to originate by following jay-z blueprint now thats wacker than your CD cover, brother i dread cast your ass asunder leave you heated like the summer got thinking "wow, 12oz turned out to be a bummer" you can call me gay it dont phase me you can call me wack it dont phase me you can do what ever you find clever but your whit is shit every shot to took so far done bricked... tag your it fool. remember - you are signed you can try a lil harder. Its okay. the first sign of wacknees is when the excuses start. so either write something your proud of or have a cup of shut the fuck up. I dont want to hear excuses SON. not for nothing this is the best time ive had on 12oz ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil'moco Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Oh man. This just keeps getting worse:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllone04 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 this is incredibly hilarious... nice thread for your GRAPHIC DESIGN... im not gonna say anything about the four elements or hip hop, because i dont know anything about that...but the actually design is put together very poorly...too much clutter..take an art class, and then read the manual for photoshop, or paint shop, whatever you used for it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 WHOOOOO! nice battle. you guys should take it up in channel zero. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knockturnal Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Now this is hiphop http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00231155f00000014.jpg'> Simplistic...and look, shell toes! Kewel-Your trying to hard on both your design and rhyming... My vote goes to heavyLox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Re: Now this is hiphop My vote goes to heavyLox [/b] ..word son, for real yo, na'mean, word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 after reading that last..........whatever it was....."freestyle"?........i've decided that you ARE indeed 14. perhaps even 13. and if your not....then you should be. you suck. get aids and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Tyler Durden after reading that last..........whatever it was....."freestyle"?........i've decided that you ARE indeed 14. perhaps even 13. and if your not....then you should be. you suck. get aids and die. Just please i will go have unprotected sex... with my wife. but yes my E-personality is only 10. thank you for your kind words. Cheers mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lllone04 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 yo, kewel, i was messin around...and came up with a design idea...simple quickie...just thought i'd show ya http://www.seemesmile.com/photos4/2888620a.jpg'> pease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 heavylox.....made ass props for teachin this guy a lesson or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kewel Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 were you cum from you generic as hell i tried to be humble and be cool with ya, so why ya'll fail/ you dick riden this man who cant even rap who puts for letters together and thinks that he's my equvalint to a mach/ naw naw naw kid i put feeling in to this thats why i get pissed when people talk shit/ runnin your mouth dosent get you anywere in life hatting on other people just shows me what your like/ i dont pause when i type i keep a constant flow i dont look up either i just stay in the zone/ you stay at home face glued to the pc getting pleasur outta talkin shit you lack social self esteam/ im not signed get that right i told you that once before, you keep trin to throw that in so you could get sum respect from these fools/ your not kidden me i see that your week i can tell with ever verse that you pump out you have no integrity/ and this is the main reason i dont post on forums theres allways an asshole who thinks hes the god before us/ but i guess thats ok i dont let that get to me, i understand were you cum from,cause when in reality, you aint that big talk you push, your soft, you just type hard...and meen mug the moniter and punch the wall/ i dont excpect to get any props from this cause you already came with an auto matic fan base, who cant think for them sefls and have half a brain and no taste/ and thats sad, cause you have so much potential guys but you lost my respect let me say it one more time...you dick, ride you, dick ride, you dick ride../ heavylox is even riden his own dick....look! hes right along your side/ im not the violent type, so no need to fight you cant beat me in a battle so you find anouther way to solve it...right?/ majestic type, describe my self as a sphinx or knight, ninja or a vik, samuri of the night whos so precise that can slice threw a grass blade in one try/ look and notice who comes more compleat when they ryme, heavy, i feel bad for you guy, ill give you one more try, lets see what you can come up with after tonight/ that gives you enough time, atleast like 8 hours, but what ever you bring up, better be good, or shut up and swallow/ hold up no wait a minute i take that back you might blow that outta context and i dont swing it like that/ well i know no matter what i write or how dope it is im not gonna get any love....and thats sad,,,cause dick riding is plauging our comunity.."our hip hop comunity"....and since this cat has a rep on here alredy...ill let him take his home filed advantage and i will remain the under dog.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kewel Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by heavyLox All your depictions turn out to be contradictions you dont freestyle yet you record like j-zip? i wont respect you any less if you decide to quit your whole game is like a joke to me i could roll myself up into a blunt and you still couldnt smoke me your just a headache like dirt-weed man your pops shoulda just spilled the seed he should never have been allowed to breed i dont need a beat to know i got you tapping your feet checking my lines to see if they on time lawd a mercy. J.C., this bwoy has got to be kidding with style tight like chris cross even in the dentists office you couldnt floss so right now you can call me bruce or tony, cause i am the BOSS no question i got you sweatin is hev a real emcee do, he pen lines, do he write full time. NO I do it graff style 1st line everytime off the top bro its not ego its just im that nice in a 5 pound bag your the equvalent to one grain of rice and after getting served twice you wanna fight? I'm not scared to tussle i could even track you down like a train tressle but the point is your brain cavity is an empty vessel you'd do well to cop 50 and common becuase you need of some sense. you need some freinds maybe your moms can give you a hug cause battling hevlox is like being addicted to drugs you can't win, i got you twelve steppin trying to show you some discipline But you steady stuck on stupid you couldnt get any love if you got shot by cupid. you just another one who wants to originate by following jay-z blueprint now thats wacker than your CD cover, brother i dread cast your ass asunder leave you heated like the summer got thinking "wow, 12oz turned out to be a bummer" you can call me gay it dont phase me you can call me wack it dont phase me you can do what ever you find clever but your whit is shit every shot to took so far done bricked... tag your it fool. remember - you are signed you can try a lil harder. Its okay. the first sign of wacknees is when the excuses start. so either write something your proud of or have a cup of shut the fuck up. I dont want to hear excuses SON. not for nothing this is the best time ive had on 12oz ever. why do you write such short bars...your trin to ryhme to hard...relax and let it flow.....breath easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 :eek: danm...thats..nice:o...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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