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2-way Text Booty Calls

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so it's 3:00 am and you get a text message that says I cum ova? ...

 

do you:

 

a) Reply as fast as possible. yes yes yes

B) chill on it and reply see you tomorrow

or

c) dont wake up and miss the call entirely. (like I did)

 

any fans of the 2-way out there?

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Guest imported_Tesseract

i guess it depends on what her name is...

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Guest imported_Tesseract

or you can just reply 'come and i'll cum'

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i turn my phone off late at night. never fall prey to booty calls.

 

also if she couldn't make an actual phone call, i don't think she wanted it badly enough.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

a) Reply as fast as possible. yes yes yes

B) chill on it and reply see you tomorrow

or

c) dont wake up and miss the call entirely. (like I did)

 

 

A)....too fast sounds too needy. might end up being the last time

 

B)tomorrow bid will make her move to option B followed by C if necessary.

 

C) don't wake up....most likely what would happen to me.

 

 

I need to upgrade my shitty ass phone....maybe after I purchase my digital camera. can't fucking wait.

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Guest WebsterUno

damn, you dun fucked up! tsk tsk

 

:D

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hahaha.... yeah no respect for bad grammar and spelling.

 

All I know is that when I saw her earlier in the day she was

chilling with a girl who I've also been uhh... intimate with.

I guess the referal works!

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HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SPYD COCK?

 

[ ] Friend

[ ] TV/Magazine ad

[ ] Internet Link

[X] Spider Sense?

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^ you know me too well Austin! ha!

 

Last time I was in the bar I chilled with this incredible japanese girl.

She barely spoke english but she's so damn hot I just had to humour her.

Anyways... she knows a few of the bartenders and she kept telling me

that I should be with one of them. epp! Did she know? Probably not.

Then she got drunk and put her hand in my lap.

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Went to her house to get her out of the pad

Dumb hoe said somethin that made me mad

She said somethin that I could'nt believe

So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave

She started talkin shit, would'nt you know?

Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

Then she got drunk and put her hand in my lap.

 

Ahhh .. I love touching that's not overly forward but reeks of sexual innuendo.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

Ahhh .. I love touching that's not overly forward but reeks of sexual innuendo.

 

maybe it's something that the Japanese culture does a little better then over here.

There's really no time for subtle actions in North America. It's like a race

to the point of sodomy with no looking back. It was so simple, probably a half accident,

but I was seriously putty in her drunken hands.

 

well no... not putty.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

It's like a race

to the point of sodomy with no looking back.

 

There a few things we can be proud of over here in the west.

 

This is one of them.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

There's really no time for subtle actions in North America. It's like a race to the point of sodomy with no looking back.

 

Excellent quote, and very true.

 

In a way, little things bring you back to your first girl/boy, when you got sooo excited about holding their hand or that first kiss.

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you guys are morons. the spelling is bad because there's something else implied with the word "cum". I'd vote for the "yesyesyes".

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Originally posted by Weapon X

I'd vote for the "yesyesyes".

 

well you've just gotten out of quarantine, so I'm suprised your not down at hooker harvey's.

 

I keep hearing women talk about how 'necking' is the new sex.

Like it's a nostalgic trip back down memory lane to the days of

feeling boobs though the bra and being left with blue balls.

Only women would want to go back to that time.

 

 

tease:rolleyes:

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I do feel sorry for those guys back then. It's like they scored if they only got to second base. Damn, times have changed. I haven't heard about the necking thing, but it doesn't surprise me that there are people who would actually follow this trend.

 

I think the quarantine was good for me, 'cuz I've been out in full force. I went on a "date" last night, and picked up two hot Jewish girls after. Of course, I made no mention of being under quarantine.

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proper grammar is defiantly not necessary for a booty call! (**or for this sentence...edit#2)

+ it sux typin msgs on a lil # pad!

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Originally posted by Weapon X

I think the quarantine was good for me, 'cuz I've been out in full force.

 

My next door neighbour was married to a total bitch for 6 years

before she cheated with his good friend. Now he's become a total

animal. He's 30 but he parties harder than anyone I know and he's

got the money to do it in style. That's the kind of guy who dates strippers.

 

That's the kind of guy who would answer a booty call at 4:00

and still try to make it to work. Crazy shit man.

 

(and weaponx.... nice signature)

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REASON I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED #1

 

I come home after a hard day of work only to catch my wife in bed with a strapping 20 year old. While I chase after him, my wife yells "He's twice as much of a man then you'll ever be!" :shudder:

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

My next door neighbour was married to a total bitch for 6 years

before she cheated with his good friend. Now he's become a total

animal. He's 30 but he parties harder than anyone I know and he's

got the money to do it in style. That's the kind of guy who dates strippers.

 

That's the kind of guy who would answer a booty call at 4:00

and still try to make it to work. Crazy shit man.

 

 

there's no motivation like a sense of time lost. I remember how things went after I found out the I had been dating the ultimate cheating bitch from hell. I think I went a solid two years of partying at least 4 days a week, before I started to slow down again.

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