RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 so it's 3:00 am and you get a text message that says I cum ova? ... do you: a) Reply as fast as possible. yes yes yes B) chill on it and reply see you tomorrow or c) dont wake up and miss the call entirely. (like I did) any fans of the 2-way out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 shes got really bad grammar and spelling. i cant respect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 i guess it depends on what her name is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 or you can just reply 'come and i'll cum' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 i turn my phone off late at night. never fall prey to booty calls. also if she couldn't make an actual phone call, i don't think she wanted it badly enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- a) Reply as fast as possible. yes yes yes B) chill on it and reply see you tomorrow or c) dont wake up and miss the call entirely. (like I did) A)....too fast sounds too needy. might end up being the last time B)tomorrow bid will make her move to option B followed by C if necessary. C) don't wake up....most likely what would happen to me. I need to upgrade my shitty ass phone....maybe after I purchase my digital camera. can't fucking wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 damn, you dun fucked up! tsk tsk :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 hahaha.... yeah no respect for bad grammar and spelling. All I know is that when I saw her earlier in the day she was chilling with a girl who I've also been uhh... intimate with. I guess the referal works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SPYD COCK? [ ] Friend [ ] TV/Magazine ad [ ] Internet Link [X] Spider Sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 the other girl wouldn't be a bartender....would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 ^ you know me too well Austin! ha! Last time I was in the bar I chilled with this incredible japanese girl. She barely spoke english but she's so damn hot I just had to humour her. Anyways... she knows a few of the bartenders and she kept telling me that I should be with one of them. epp! Did she know? Probably not. Then she got drunk and put her hand in my lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Went to her house to get her out of the pad Dumb hoe said somethin that made me mad She said somethin that I could'nt believe So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave She started talkin shit, would'nt you know? Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Then she got drunk and put her hand in my lap. Ahhh .. I love touching that's not overly forward but reeks of sexual innuendo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by 7000- Then she got drunk and put her hand in my lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Ahhh .. I love touching that's not overly forward but reeks of sexual innuendo. maybe it's something that the Japanese culture does a little better then over here. There's really no time for subtle actions in North America. It's like a race to the point of sodomy with no looking back. It was so simple, probably a half accident, but I was seriously putty in her drunken hands. well no... not putty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- It's like a race to the point of sodomy with no looking back. There a few things we can be proud of over here in the west. This is one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- There's really no time for subtle actions in North America. It's like a race to the point of sodomy with no looking back. Excellent quote, and very true. In a way, little things bring you back to your first girl/boy, when you got sooo excited about holding their hand or that first kiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 anticipation is always awesome...the first kiss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 you guys are morons. the spelling is bad because there's something else implied with the word "cum". I'd vote for the "yesyesyes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Weapon X I'd vote for the "yesyesyes". well you've just gotten out of quarantine, so I'm suprised your not down at hooker harvey's. I keep hearing women talk about how 'necking' is the new sex. Like it's a nostalgic trip back down memory lane to the days of feeling boobs though the bra and being left with blue balls. Only women would want to go back to that time. tease:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 I do feel sorry for those guys back then. It's like they scored if they only got to second base. Damn, times have changed. I haven't heard about the necking thing, but it doesn't surprise me that there are people who would actually follow this trend. I think the quarantine was good for me, 'cuz I've been out in full force. I went on a "date" last night, and picked up two hot Jewish girls after. Of course, I made no mention of being under quarantine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 proper grammar is defiantly not necessary for a booty call! (**or for this sentence...edit#2) + it sux typin msgs on a lil # pad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Weapon X I think the quarantine was good for me, 'cuz I've been out in full force. My next door neighbour was married to a total bitch for 6 years before she cheated with his good friend. Now he's become a total animal. He's 30 but he parties harder than anyone I know and he's got the money to do it in style. That's the kind of guy who dates strippers. That's the kind of guy who would answer a booty call at 4:00 and still try to make it to work. Crazy shit man. (and weaponx.... nice signature) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 REASON I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED #1 I come home after a hard day of work only to catch my wife in bed with a strapping 20 year old. While I chase after him, my wife yells "He's twice as much of a man then you'll ever be!" :shudder: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- My next door neighbour was married to a total bitch for 6 years before she cheated with his good friend. Now he's become a total animal. He's 30 but he parties harder than anyone I know and he's got the money to do it in style. That's the kind of guy who dates strippers. That's the kind of guy who would answer a booty call at 4:00 and still try to make it to work. Crazy shit man. there's no motivation like a sense of time lost. I remember how things went after I found out the I had been dating the ultimate cheating bitch from hell. I think I went a solid two years of partying at least 4 days a week, before I started to slow down again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 That happened over a year ago. Then last week the guy comes up to my buddy in a strip club and tries to pick a fight with him. They go outside and my guy pounded him into a pulp. He strained his ankle and his wrist beating the guy. I can only imagine the damage he took if the winner almost broke his fist on the loosers face. ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 i would definately definately answer 'yes yes yes' and use a good cond0m. http://www.agri-clean.gr.jp/yesclean/images/yes.gif'> http://www.ippf.org/x-press/3_1/graphics/gif/yes.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 knowing me, i would have been asleep, thus not recieving the message till late afternoon the next day. then i would have no hesitation of replying "yesyesyes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 ^ by that time the moment may have passed. then there's nothing left but a lunch date. d'oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 touche^ but if the moment had passed, it probably wouldnt have been wort it anyway. real moments dont pass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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