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Mr. Mang

An Open Letter To The Girl At My Local McDonald's

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Dear Girl,

 

 

The way you handed me my

hot fudge sundae

and smiled

with that beautiful long blonede hair

and those braces on your teef

and that sweet tone in your voice -

 

I knew.

 

You are the one for me.

 

Next time I swing by

your wonderful establishment

my fries

won't be the only thing supersized

 

if you know what I'm sayin'.

 

 

 

 

xoxo,

 

Mr. Mang

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Originally posted by FifTy CaL.

she has a kid...shes probably givin the babies dad head everytime they see eachother and she gives all her money to the dad...

 

 

hahaha!

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Guest krie

hahahaha man that shits funny :lol: good work Mang

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Guest 455

HAHAHA...go for it Wesley!!!....."ROCK AND ROLL MC DOOOONALDS"......good luck brah...like totally.

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NOTE: I really did have an encounter today with a girl at McDonald's. She just handed me my hot fudge sundae but DAMN she was fly. not trashy one bit.

 

 

damn girl. let me get those digits. write that shit on my napkin, girl!

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Re: What if she's like, "Uhhh, what are you saying?"

 

Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

 

hahaha well then.. i'll have to explain it to her nice and slow.

 

SHE WAS ABOUT 16 MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR THE 'BIRDS AND BEES' TALK

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Open Letter to one Mr. Mang esquire

 

I am dissapointed in you senor Mang.

Do you know the number of Bovine Rights Violations Mc Donalds is accused of? When you buy their french fries, not only are you supporting the French but also those cow killers @ McDonalds. You are no different than the "man" that slaughters the cows in cold blood.

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I would be straight up with the girly.

 

"Yo whats up sweety? I'm thinking me, you, a male midget with chaps, a spider monkey, a bathtub full of lime jello, 2.2 lbs of pure Bolivian flake, a 1969 volkswagon bus, and some Magnum condoms."

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Originally posted by Pistol

I would be straight up with the girly.

 

"Yo whats up sweety? I'm thinking me, you, a male midget with chaps, a spider monkey, a bathtub full of lime jello, 2.2 lbs of pure Bolivian flake, a 1969 volkswagon bus, and some Magnum condoms."

 

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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