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So I just got my Xmas bonus today, better late than never. I was too lazy to pick it up

Anyway, its 3 bottles of wine (2 red and a white) and a big box of chocolate.

I guess the company condones alcoholism and obesity.

 

What did you get for a bonus this year?

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nothing.they hate us all but im scamming them good.weve got this competiton going on where you have to "earn" the right to pick out numbers between 1 and 50.3rd place is a dvd player,2nd is a big screen tv and 1st is a trip across the country for a week all expenses payed.fuck yeh.

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i got a crisp $100 bill.

 

See the cool thing about working in a rich old folks home is that they take up a collection to give to the workers.

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i get one every quarter based on my client's account performance or renewal. this quater i had 2 renewals so .....cha ching!

 

 

thank goodness i'm in a deficit

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My girl got a fat bonus, $2800 (no i didnt mistype that)

 

her boss told a co-worker they were supposed to give her more but he didnt like her performance this year...

 

As for me,

no job = no bonus.

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Originally posted by daus

My girl got a fat bonus, $2800 (no i didnt mistype that)

 

her boss told a co-worker they were supposed to give her more but he didnt like her performance this year...

 

As for me,

no job = no bonus.

 

dude, your girl is not only your girl, but she is every guy's 'girl' at her job. where you think that bonus comes from? :D

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Originally posted by Europe

So I just got my Xmas bonus today, better late than never. I was too lazy to pick it up

Anyway, its 3 bottles of wine (2 red and a white) and a big box of chocolate.

I guess the company condones alcoholism and obesity.

 

What did you get for a bonus this year?

 

i dont remember you actually ever going to work. :crazy:

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Originally posted by YG Blood

I'LL TAKE THE WINE SEEING HOW I EAT CHOCOLATE ALL DAY AT WORK.:P

 

CAN YOU BRING ME HOME SOME CHOCOLATE BALLS?

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Guest CardPuller23
Originally posted by YOUNG DUN

CAN YOU BRING ME HOME SOME CHOCOLATE BALLS?

 

Just a tip for you:

 

When you switch screen names so that no one knows who you are you shouldn't repost directly after your other name and don't type in all caps like the post prior to yours. You're an ignorant fuck, YEAR! Fuck Young Gagging Bitches!

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Originally posted by Europe

So I just got my Xmas bonus today, better late than never. I was too lazy to pick it up

Anyway, its 3 bottles of wine (2 red and a white) and a big box of chocolate.

I guess the company condones alcoholism and obesity.

 

What did you get for a bonus this year?

 

...funny, i too condone alcoholism.

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Originally posted by daus

they were supposed to give her more but he didnt like her performance this year...

 

haha. performance. i laugh. haha.

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Originally posted by CardPuller23

Just a tip for you:

 

When you switch screen names so that no one knows who you are you shouldn't repost directly after your other name and don't type in all caps like the post prior to yours. You're an ignorant fuck, YEAR! Fuck Young Gagging Bitches!

 

you need to stick that one back in the deck. two different people....they do know each other however....

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Guest socrates

still employed...kinda........bonus enough for me......

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i get free junk fom work nonstop

so i guess im on the year round bonus plan

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Guest imported_Europe

After I started this thread, I went down to the wine-store and exchanged the three bottles of wine to a bottle of Tanqeray and a bottle of Bombay instead... Oh baby will this weekend be fun...

 

TT, I worked and still do, but I normally go from 6 am to 10 am, while you were sleeping...

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