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shit that's been pissing me off lately.

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I love how every fucking celebrity I see on TV from Cali now wears Lakers gear. Fuck you. Half the people wearing that shit probably don't know whose on the Lakers other than Shaq, and they only know that because their fucking kid went out and bought Shaq's album and had to be told the reason he can't fucking rap is cause all he can do is have the ball thrown to him by the basket so he can dunk it.

 

And to everyone who says the current Lakers are a dynasty: SUCK A DICK. No they aren't. 2 championships don't make you a dynasty. The Celtics, at one point, one 9 championships in 10 years. 8 of those were consecutive. That's a fucking dynasty. If you listen to any hardcore sports writer, some will even dispute the Bulls as a dynasty because of the Bulls reliance on Michael. And don't tell me there wasn't fucking reliance, they busted the repeat 3peat only when he was on the team. When his sorry ass tried to play baseball, the Bulls weren't winnin SHIT! And you know this.

 

On the road: 1. If you are driving a civic, realize that putting rims on, tinting the windows, and a little exhaust on your car does not make you faster or better than me. Civics should come standard with all that shit, because that's pretty much all anyone knows to do with them anyway. I've seen maybe one that was actually nicely done, with a roll cage, decals, the works. Sure, you might mount a tac on there, but you're still an ass clown, and my corolla can still beat you off the line. 2. If you are on a motorcycle, and you don't like my music, don't rev your fucking engine, cause that's just gonna make me turn my music up louder to piss you off. 3. Learn the concept of the fucking turn signal.

 

If I'm working, and you call my place of work, don't ask if it's the fucking place if I have to say it in my greeting. For instance:

"Hello, this is Chili's, how can I help you?"

"Hi, is this Chili's?"

No, you dumb bitch, it's common sense wondering when you plan on coming to pick it up.

 

If you are gonna play basketball, headbands and wristbands are NOT a necessity. Just because Derek Fisher wears a headband and 112 wears wristbands does not mean your ugly, no game ass will get any more game/play than you usually do. If anything, you'll catch an assbeatin.

 

On that same fashion tip, do complement my shoes. However, do NOT complement my shoes, and then go out and fucking buy them the next day, and then work at the same place as me so we have the same fucking shoes! I mean shit, have some common fucking sense! And even if we didn't work at the same place, I don't want you to have my shoes. I mean, shit. That's just how you do things.

 

Let me just take a break. This is goin well so far, don't you think?

 

Stop using "one" for a fucking farewell. If someone says bye, or peace, as they are leaving, and you respond, you should get your hand cut off like a theif in Syria (no offense to any Syrians). I mean, what the fuck, you can't respond when you pick up the phone "twenty-three?", why the fuck are people allowed to say a # instead of "bye"?

 

STOP USING THE TERMS: "BLING", "BLING BLING", or "BLINGIN." It's done. Half the time, the shit you are referring to is FAKE anyway.

 

Don't release an album, let me buy it, do a remix of a song on it, and then rerelease your album with the fucking remix on it. I do believe in buying an album to support the artist, but that shit constantly manages to piss me off.

 

And let my 18 year old horny ass pop shit on one more subject:

 

If you make a porn, DON'T, I repeat DON'T, show me the fucking guy's "O" face as he's about to nut on the girl(s). I'm not watching this for this fuckers facial expressions, dig?

 

Ah, that felt terrific. Ah, yeah.

 

[This message has been edited by atc (edited 06-21-2001).]

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Originally posted by Face Me Face Death:

I hate when kids substitute the word ish in for shit.

 

Word. I live near DC, everyday this commercial plays for a radio station with this dumb bitch who says that.

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Originally posted by cmeup:

being broke pisses me off, but even worse than that is being broke and needing/oweing money you dont got and having to keep going to work to make that money.

 

Word the fuck up, being broke sucks, being in debt SUCKS even harder, and that's on the punching on the wall type shit. Especially when everyone's goin out to do shit and you ain't got money to go with.

 

[This message has been edited by atc (edited 06-21-2001).]

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Originally posted by cmeup:

ps-

 

i hate fucking fake ass religous people real bad. acting all holy and shit, knowing they steal, or are hoes, or do some other trifiling shit on tha side, then gonna try to preach to your that they dont do bad stuff cuz they bla bla bla religous.

 

CME<~

 

me too..but we really cant say shit...it is thier intention to help????or maybe they do it to boost thier confidence...but really...just remind them...i had guys"my own friends" would bitch to me about God and how Christians are full of shit...but they would not want to hear anything i had to say...so give some peeps a break..im not perfect you're not perfect...but to see a man thats perfect...would be a different story...you never know who you could be talkin to...

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by willy!wonka (edited 06-21-2001).]

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"No, you dumb bitch, it's common sense wondering when you plan on coming to pick it up....."

 

....HAHAHAHA!....i hate bitchin sometymes, seems kinda useless, but this shit was fukin funny! and about those 'suped up' hondas...double HAHAHAHA!......rOe...

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Originally posted by cmeup:

 

i hate girls that say one thing and mean something else, and that dont call you back and have you waiting on shit.

 

C<~

 

straight up fuckin' hookers...

 

 

 

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your ghetto if you pee in the shower...

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one thing i hate. when you work somewhere, and there's someone new there that think they know everything. they try to tell you how to do your job. what the fuck is that? it's like, hey bitch, i've been here longer, and i get paid more. so back the fuck up.

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pistons were a dynasty back in the 'bad boy' days. bench was deep like the ocean an every cat sitting on it had game.

 

thats really all i had to ad.

 

oh, being sick for a week straight is pretty wack too.

thats all.

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Originally posted by atc:

and they only know that because their fucking kid went out and bought Shaq's album and had to be told the reason he can't fucking rap is cause all he can do is have the ball thrown to him by the basket so he can dunk it.

 

 

 

you forgot kobe....hey, i know likwit crew....can i rap??? while im at it lets talk about the influx of wack ass djs. dj notgoingtocallthekidout for instance....hhhmmmmm, never heard of him, on landspeed, what the hell it cant be that bad....WRONG. that fucker couldnt mix dirt and water to make mud.....i could scratch better using my limp dick and a ball of crisco.....im TIRED TIRED TIRED of this shit. im all for a kid learning but if you havent mastered a skill DONT FUCKING PUT IT ON A MIX TAPE!!!! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

 

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

 

[This message has been edited by boogie hands (edited 06-21-2001).]

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i fucking hate those people who try to get sympathy cause they fucked up.

 

i feel you cmeup on that broke issue. i got like 3.50 to my name right now. less than that probably.

 

and morons who call me at work, i answer the phone "*********, open till 9, this is *****, how may i help you." then those stupid, stupid people ask me "how late do ya'll stay open" or "oh, is this *****" god i fucking hate that.

 

and women. but dont even get me started.

 

ONE

(just kidding)

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...nicaragua's racist-theiving-greedy-motherfucking cockblowing upper class citizens... im up for another revolution... just to even the odds... thats what pisses me off.

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I've been on the Lakers since I was in like 3rd grade. Thats like 14 years. I still use this purple and yellow ball that used to have the little bumps and say Spalding and have Magic's fake signature on it.

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Oh, and even though Shaq can't rap. He is doing a collabo with Talib Kweli. So at least he has some taste.

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is there anything else thats pissing you off?

you need insense or smoke more weed or something. youre just going to get aneurysms and ulcers cuz of some bull-ISH. bling bling, im blingin. fuck its stupid shit, let it go.

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oh yeah....and all these people hanging off nutsacks like its going out of style.....

whew...mabey your right, i havent smoked weed in a long while and i find myself to be one testy motherfucker, then again when i was smoking weed i was always sleeping.....ill stick with being testy, i know a few people who could stand to loose some teeth anyway......

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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i work at a grocery store. i hate when old people look for their saving's card or whatever for like an hour. sometimes i just wanna slap em and say, "hey bitch! it's right there, you looked at it like 20 times."

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