SCAGNETTI Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 WATCH IT EVERY SINGLE MORNING BEFORE I LEAVE FOR WORK WHETHER IT'S PATERNITY TESTS OR OUT OF CONTROL TEENS IT'S ALWAYS OFFICIAL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 that show is fuckin hilarious...trashy-ass bitches and guys/kids who think thier tuff shit. im 15 i can do what i want!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 he used to be all family oriented now hes the newjerry springer,is sprnger still on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 what kinda name is MAURY POVICH anyway? fuckin faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 that show is fucking funnny. there are some fucked up people in this word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 I'VE SEEN SOME HOT GIRLS ON THAT SHIT THAT JUST NEED A BREAK... ANYONE SEEN THE EPISODES WITH THE SPANISH HOE THAT TESTED 7 DUDES AND NONE OF THEM WERE THE FATHER? NOW THAT'S BAD LUCK... HIGH POINT OF MY LIFE: MY THROWUP CAME OFF ON THE SHOW, SOME DUDE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW WHEN THE PATERNITY TEST RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE, THE BITCH SHOULD GET OUT OF HIS LIFE... RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SHIT... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by MARLBORO RED HIGH POINT OF MY LIFE: MY THROWUP CAME OFF ON THE SHOW, SOME DUDE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW WHEN THE PATERNITY TEST RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE, THE BITCH SHOULD GET OUT OF HIS LIFE... RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SHIT... LOL Hrm... I may have seen that episode. This lead's me to believe you are one of two people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 i hate it when i waste an hour of my life watching "maury" and his teen paternity tests, only to find out i have to stay tuned to tomorrows episode to find out the results. fucker.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 THE ONLY HAVE A CLIFFHANGER FOR THE LAST TEST USUALLY... I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 ain't that guy fucking Connie Chung? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Maury is fucking great.......I love white trash...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 yeah.. he's with Connie Chung. there's two types of paternity test: 1) some playboy who's fucking over a dumb girl. 2) some slut who's trying to dig her claws into a dumb guy. I love it when the #2 senario comes back negative. The guys always happy, but not like "I told you so bitch." It just feels good to see someone get out from under all these stresses and move on with the shit. Get back on with life. (and step on the ho on the way out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowershirt Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Maury is somewhat enjoyable... I like to watch Jenny Jones when those tuff ass drill sargent dudes are on there yelling at little whores or kids who diss they mommas.... My guitar player was on Jerry Spinger once.... that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 when i was little i used to watch that shit when mom let me play hookie, i like the heroic acts caught on tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafIAkilla Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 fuck maury,fuck springer,fuck jenny.....its all about oprah.....and dr. phil..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 im 15 years old..i can do what i want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 i like the ones where the slut is trying to frame a guy and she says," i'm 100% positive he's the daddy" --- the the test comes back negative. then they bring her back for another show...and another ...and another fuckin skanky sluts. i think they tested one girl about 6 or 7 times. ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC what kinda name is MAURY POVICH anyway? fuckin faggot gotta be a kike name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merdle Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Hes married to Connie Chung, thats gotta suck alot. I feel for him. Has anyone ever noticed when he does an episode about like freak couples, for instance a midget and a really fat dood, he always gets all sleazy and asks what the sex is like?? I guess I'd be the same if I were married to Connie Chung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy he used to be all family oriented now hes the newjerry springer,is sprnger still on? are you kidding, without maury and fox there would never have been a jerry springer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 I like the guys who debate that .005% chance the test says it might not be them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 i'd ass fuck connie chung........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 THE ONLY THING BAD ABOUT MAURY IS HOW HE DELAYS PATERNITY OR LIE DETECTOR RESULTS FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY. AS FOR THAT LATIN GIRLS THAT GOT DENIED HER BABY'S DADDY I THINK 6 TIMES, I WANTED TO KNOCK HER OUT CAUSE' SHE KEPT SAYING SHE WASNT A HOE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graf-freely! Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Dude Jenny Jones always the hottest hores on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafIAkilla Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Originally posted by avils gotta be a kike name... hahaha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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