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MAURY POVICH

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WATCH IT EVERY SINGLE MORNING BEFORE I LEAVE FOR WORK

 

WHETHER IT'S PATERNITY TESTS OR OUT OF CONTROL TEENS IT'S ALWAYS OFFICIAL...

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Guest willy.wonka

that show is fuckin hilarious...trashy-ass bitches and guys/kids who think thier tuff shit.

 

im 15 i can do what i want!:lol:

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I'VE SEEN SOME HOT GIRLS ON THAT SHIT THAT JUST NEED A BREAK...

 

ANYONE SEEN THE EPISODES WITH THE SPANISH HOE THAT TESTED 7 DUDES AND NONE OF THEM WERE THE FATHER? NOW THAT'S BAD LUCK...

 

HIGH POINT OF MY LIFE: MY THROWUP CAME OFF ON THE SHOW, SOME DUDE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW WHEN THE PATERNITY TEST RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE, THE BITCH SHOULD GET OUT OF HIS LIFE... RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SHIT... LOL

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

HIGH POINT OF MY LIFE: MY THROWUP CAME OFF ON THE SHOW, SOME DUDE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW WHEN THE PATERNITY TEST RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE, THE BITCH SHOULD GET OUT OF HIS LIFE... RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SHIT... LOL

 

Hrm... I may have seen that episode. This lead's me to believe you are one of two people.

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i hate it when i waste an hour of my life watching "maury" and his teen paternity tests, only to find out i have to stay tuned to tomorrows episode to find out the results. fucker..........

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Guest --zeSto--

yeah.. he's with Connie Chung.

 

there's two types of paternity test:

1) some playboy who's fucking over a dumb girl.

2) some slut who's trying to dig her claws into a dumb guy.

 

I love it when the #2 senario comes back negative.

The guys always happy, but not like "I told you so bitch."

It just feels good to see someone get out from under all these

stresses and move on with the shit. Get back on with life.

(and step on the ho on the way out)

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Maury is somewhat enjoyable... I like to watch Jenny Jones when those tuff ass drill sargent dudes are on there yelling at little whores or kids who diss they mommas.... My guitar player was on Jerry Spinger once.... that was funny.

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Guest mafIAkilla

fuck maury,fuck springer,fuck jenny.....its all about oprah.....and dr. phil.....

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i like the ones where the slut is trying to frame a guy and she says," i'm 100% positive he's the daddy" --- the the test comes back negative.

then they bring her back for another show...and another ...and another

fuckin skanky sluts. i think they tested one girl about 6 or 7 times. ha.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

what kinda name is MAURY POVICH anyway? fuckin faggot

 

gotta be a kike name...

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Guest Merdle

Hes married to Connie Chung, thats gotta suck alot. I feel for him. Has anyone ever noticed when he does an episode about like freak couples, for instance a midget and a really fat dood, he always gets all sleazy and asks what the sex is like?? I guess I'd be the same if I were married to Connie Chung.

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

he used to be all family oriented now hes the newjerry springer,is sprnger still on?

 

are you kidding, without maury and fox there would never have been a jerry springer.

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Guest socrates

I like the guys who debate that .005% chance the test says it might not be them.

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THE ONLY THING BAD ABOUT MAURY IS HOW HE DELAYS PATERNITY OR LIE DETECTOR RESULTS FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY. AS FOR THAT LATIN GIRLS THAT GOT DENIED HER BABY'S DADDY I THINK 6 TIMES, I WANTED TO KNOCK HER OUT CAUSE' SHE KEPT SAYING SHE WASNT A HOE.

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