Guest willy.wonka Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 a true "beef-yanker" never gets caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Vanity my stories aren't anyhting special. but my boy got caught w/ his headphones on and a latex glove full of lube. his mom walking in on him and he just responded 'ugh, mom.. im kinda in the middle of something." she closed the door. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha...... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka a true "beef-yanker" never gets caught. werd up son werd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka a true "beef-yanker" never gets caught. lol true .........................true........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 damn Canadiano thats fucking embarassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Retnilps Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 never been caught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 ive only been caught once, when i was young and dumb... when i was 15 i was in the front room of my old house. i felt the urge to get something done so i popped in a vid and started going at myself. so there i am pants around the ankles and tissues by my side, when all of a sudden i hear a key in the front door. well if you opened the front door you would have a clear view of me sitting there cack in hand. i can guarantee my face went fucking paper white and then my cat reflexes took over, sort of. i jumped over the coffee table while turning off the vcr with the remote which was in one hand and with the other hand i grabbed the tissues, i could have sworn i was home free into my room when the fact that my pants were around my ankles finally caught up with me because halfway running down the hallway i fell... stabbing my cack into the carpet. im pretty sure i passed out for a split second, and that split second is all it took for my mom to make it all the way into the house and into the hallway to see me laying face down and bare assed in the hallway in front of my door. i woke up still laying on my stomach and kinda turned my head to look back down the hallway, and all i see is my mom with her hands on her hips shaking her head. that day forward i have never done anything to myself without taking the proper precautions, which number one on the list would be a locked door that others cannot easily open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phEaM Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 this is the 15760 masterbation thread ...congrats:D masterbation is murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bates Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 Anyone who says masturbation is wrong does it more than most masturbators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 anyone with the name masterbates must do it on the regular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 bullshit, people that say they don't jack off are the people who do it 10 -15 times a day thats not true cause i never masturbate [wink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 *LR Have plenty, still typing them is boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 i was once mazzin in my mates house, and his mom cort me, though its not wut u think, we hit it :) aint been able to look at er the same way hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 o.k I was jackin off lookin at porn on the internet, the comp in my place is in the living room, its a small apt, anyway, I usually hear the keys coming from down the hall so I have plenty of time to cover up, and get off those sites, well, this one day when my mom was visiting, she and my bro were out, I was jerkin, then the door starts to unlock and I was tryin to close all the sites, in a rush, I got up and ran to the bedroom screamin to the "I'M IN HERE!" on my way to the bedroom as if I was in a bathroom takin a shit and someones comin in, that kind of scream, yeah, well I was scared an shit, my bro new what I as odin, but fuck if I cared, I was worried I didnt close all the sites, thank God, they were all closed . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 U need to have a lock on your door!! Fuck i jerk off almost every morning. I dont give a fuck who knows. One time i was about to , i had the lights off, the TV on and i was in my boxers, i heard one of my homies come in the front door so i acted like i was just watching TV in my boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 bomp, 'cuz it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 never been caught. nightowls are more stealth than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 ninja masterbators represent. whut whut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC never been caught. nightowls are more stealth than that. yip. :huh?: now a days i dont care who sees me, my roommates know whats up and stay away when the porn is bumpin from my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 my friend jacked off onto my keyboard once while i was passed out in the other room....that fucker...i spent like an hour sanitizing the keyboard...that fucking sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JIGSAW Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- my friend jacked off onto my keyboard once while i was passed out in the other room....that fucker...i spent like an hour sanitizing the keyboard...that fucking sucked :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- my friend jacked off onto my keyboard once while i was passed out in the other room....that fucker...i spent like an hour sanitizing the keyboard...that fucking sucked hahahahhahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahha:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :king: :king: ...now thats is the funiest one i evere heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 These are some of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. Ever. I've never been caught, but I def. do it.... hahahhahaha I've been close though, like had someone pull in the driveway, so I just literally pulled the plug on the damn thing (it was a gateway with a p125.. I wasn't worried about any damage) and just finished in my room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- my friend jacked off onto my keyboard once while i was passed out in the other room....that fucker...i spent like an hour sanitizing the keyboard...that fucking sucked ok partially gay but yet so fucking funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 it wasnt that funny to me...i found out like 3 days later too from another friend who also crashed at my house...so i had been using it for a while..which fucking grossed me out....cus im a sanitary nerd..but jesus christ....i should not have shown that kid bangbus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wi$H Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 that shit is funny, never got caught wackin it but i do have a funny story about gettin caught havin sex. okay so i was with this gurl for a year and we had never done it before this point, so one day we got really trashed at my one friends house (it was just me her and him and his gurl) so him an his gurl go into his room and we start makin out on the couch then she's all like hey lets go somewhere and u know........ so we went into his dads room on his dads bed and started goin at it, well about 45 min later we're still at it an his dad comes home but we don't hear him and he walks into his room an opens the door to find us both sitting there butt ass neked screwin in his bed........ and well he just kinda laughed at us an told us to get out of his room. later in the week i was at his house and his dad came up to me an told me he had more respect for me then any of his sons other friends cause as he put it 'i had alot of balls for screwin on his bed' -and it kinda freaked me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 haha dude he prolly wanted to fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 I don't know what's going on in Youmpton, but that shit is funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZIONIST Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 this isnt about getting caught, but my man, hes jamaican, and hes got a fetish for Bangladesh, he was jackin off on a map lookin at Bangladesh, and his jizz hit right on jamaica, coverin the whole island.,.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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