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Guest imported_El Mamerro

It's early and I'm bored: DPC, from the archives.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

These are all around 2-3 years old, but whatever. I'm bored and I don't want to work.

 

 

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Here's a lot of fucking alcohol.

 

 

 

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Here's even more fucking alcohol.

 

 

 

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Here's the people in charge of drinking it. Except my little brother on the left, cause he's fucked in the head enough to not have to drink. Yet.

 

 

 

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Here's us drinking it. Yes, we drank it all. ALL.

 

 

 

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Direct results. Somehow I got sexually involved with a plastic chair, and had a hard time getting out of that relationship. They had to break one of the chair's arms off to get me out.

 

 

 

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More dancing, less chairs.

 

 

 

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You get three chances to guess what song these guys are singing to. First one to get it wins a picture of a plant.

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Smoke dat shit, nigga. GO MICHIGAN MUTHAFUCKA.

 

 

 

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For the love of God, please don't pass out prematurely at my parties. It's just not healthy, on a variety of levels.

 

 

 

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The day after. Gangsta.

 

 

 

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You gets the cack, with some wadded toilet paper to boot.

 

 

 

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9:30 AM.... the dancing never stops.

 

 

 

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People just don't get it... DO NOT PASS OUT AT MY PARTIES, not even the next day. My mom didn't seem to understand this, so...

 

 

 

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...she gets my nuts placed on her shoulder. And that's just because I couldn't reach the forehead.

 

 

 

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A more detailed shot, blurred cause I don't think I'm ready to have my nuts on 12oz.

 

Yet.

 

 

 

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Heading back home... the 60 mph car-to-car highway beer pass.

 

 

 

 

 

It's a great day to drink, guys, so get started. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Awesome...I think I thaw sparkly laces?? or maybe moustace-girl??? Mamerro, i think you're giving PR tourism a boost...

 

PS (Parental scholium) Your dad Rockin the Brazil shirt!!!

And i wonder what jesus potato has to say for placing nuts on moms shoulder?!

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simply awesome......i vote for mamerro being party secretary for never happening 12oz jimmy jam....any kid that lays his nuts on ma dukes shoulder for passing out the NEXT DAY gets my full ringing endorsement...those flicks kill me.....as well as all that booze.....mmmmmmm..:eek:

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Holy shit ... Mamerro's a Joey. Hahaha.

 

The song is ... Snoop's "Gin and Juice"?

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nuts on the mom. :lol:

you are cruel mamerro.

 

she needs a sticker.

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However you worked up the testicles to actually put them on your moms shoulder is definately applaudable

 

You're the man! :cool:

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hey wonka...what's your handle on AIM?

 

i need to ask you something...

 

tLrOaVnEcRe

 

is mine.

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im glad im never going to have to see you ever again....

 

 

 

hahaahahahahahahahahah

 

 

-aww..hows it doing.buddy.

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Guest mcpeepants

dizzz ope, thats just grizzzz ate, looks like you guys were all bus and getting a bit rowdy, but nuts on your moms, is a little sketchy.

DDDDDDPPPPPPCCCC!!!

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holy crap....i will never ever ever ever let my mom even see my nuts, let alone put them on her shoulder.....

 

 

cool party, get your little brother drunk that would be fuckin funny

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Guest platapie

we need to soon have the DPC super party. somthign about us tropical foolies that just makes us know how to party. HI to PR whuh whuh!:crazy:

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by Al Green

im glad im never going to have to see you ever again....

 

Oh but you will. You know I can't live without your Japanese schoolgirl fashion-fetish books... If I have to hunt you down to see them, I certainly will with no hesitation.

 

Ted... what do you mean I'm a Joey? Pardon my lack of grasp... oh, and nope, not the song. Hint: Look at other DPC thread titles.

 

Pistol... I had an Oolong sticker on my toga when I walked on graduation. Shit's ill.

 

Barto/Peepants... what's sketchy about nuts on mom? Makes perfect sense if you think about it. Or maybe it doesn't. Whatever, no need to justify it, nuts on moms is h4rDc0r3. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest TEARZ

i'm officially inviting me and my poisonous balls to your next jambox, whether it be on the upper east coast or on la isla; como quiera, no me importa....

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