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friday night was my prom night. it wasn't bad. my date wouldn't dance though. and she spent the night, and the next day after everyone left, she teased me for fucking like 6 hours straight. i gave her 2 orgasms and she left me hanging. she even started and stopped. she thought it was funny but i'm trying to decide whether or not it'd be shallow to drop her for that...

 

then i had to go to work, and working sucks on no sleep and with sore genitalia. the human penis was not meant to be erect that long.

 

the end.

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Guest Wilt

hmmm keep doing your thing man...it'll come back 10 fold

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if i gave a prom date two orgasms, allthough i got evicted from highschool...let alone go to prom...i would chased her around with my raging swollen member shooting dead coulda been babies at her expensive prom dress..

if you get down with her again, bust a nut in her eye and call it even.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

you fucked her for 6 hours and you couldnt cum?? thats crazy

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Guest platapie

el barto?????????????????? how was yours?

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i wished i stayed at a high school long enough to get a prom.

assholes, they banned me from a prom.

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no i didn't fuck her at all. she just messed with me...

 

i'm going to wait til i get her to give me some oral pleasure and after that decide what i want to do. she's a hip chick, but i think other guys i know would appreciate her more. i mean she's into video games, porn, and comic books. sounds about perfect, right? i dunno, if i was as dorky as i want to be, i'd probably be happier about it.

 

and you best believe after i dropped her off i went home and jacked off like a madman. it was like semen armageddon.

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Proms are gay. Too big a fuss is made over nothing. I wouldn't go to one even if we had them up here....

 

I was banned from attending my junior high graduation because I got expelled for smoking weed. Bastards......

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i went to prom my freshman year with a senior, she was actually pretty good looking...sophmore year, agian with a senior, but she was my gf...and we got really fucked up and both made total asses of ourselves...junior year went with my soph girlfriend, had fun...senior year, i puked twice before even gettin to the prom, i was so fucked up, my prom pictures looked horrible, and i yaked agian at the dance off a 15 story building onto a waiting limo....i got thrown out at 11...it started at like 10...i had the limo drive me and my girl back, she drove me to a party, and we fucked in the kids parents room...

 

i loved highschool.:D

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this will end up in a rambling mess...

 

i didnt go to my prom

i figured it to be a waste of money

 

i remember sitting in my friends house that night

and he was all 'shouldnt you be at prom or something'

we laughed and laughed for no apparent reason

 

so i just got drunk at the after prom parties that night

i figure thats the best thing the the prom could offer right?

cause paying all that money to go somewhere

and take pictures and dance is a bunch of crap

 

then i came to school the following monday

and this girl i was kinda seeing was all depressed

that her date was crap, i laughed and told her that i would

have gone with her. she then realized i would have been an awesome

date and started to cry, we ditched school and made some whoopie

 

it was better than prom ever could have been

 

i need sleep i think

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Guest RaiD
Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

you fucked her for 6 hours and you couldnt cum?? thats crazy

moe-lester is confused someone help him:D

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Guest RaiD

dude im a calm, cool, and casual man but i get so fucking Mad when girls tease me... like this time i gave this girl a screaming orgasm and the whole time im thinking man "man im going to get the best head for this" well after she was done i wiped off my hand and we were kissing and shit, she reached down and unziped my pants, and just giggled and got dressed!!! she proceded to tease me for about an hour until i was like "FUCK YOU" and kicked her out of my car and drove off.

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Originally posted by RaiD

she reached down and unziped my pants, and just giggled and got dressed!!!

 

I think she giggled because you have a small dick.......

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she musta been loose holmes, or were you throwed. Because when your drunk it takes a long time to cum, you have to work extra hard, however a cock sucking woulda solved the matter and if she didnt swallow the you coulda busted in her E.Y.E for not rying harder ahahhaahah. Anyway im going to prom saturday night in my generic ass tux cause im to poor to affors the italian one, i mean like goddamn now i know how much prom sucks, my parents paid for my shit at my prom but now two years later i gotta pay for tha tux, im rambling.

 

i'll keep you niggas updated on whether or not homegirl decides to put out, if not, then its two years down the fucking drain.

 

l0rd Ka0s

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Guest NATO

bah i had some german exchange student start giving me head at a party once she stopped halfway throught then walked off. bloody germans!

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Guest blink_ATX

you got dicked on NATO

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Guest RaiD
Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

 

I think she giggled because you have a small dick.......

 

hahaha no she has seen and used my dick before... she didnt find anything funny the first time;)

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Guest JoeHatesCops

I had two extremely hot dates for prom, they both went wiht me, and they both spent the night at my house, the dance wasgay, but when we got home I cooked them chicken stirps and omemade fries, then,well, it was pretty tight.

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alright all you high schoolers... i am going to teach you the best lesson you can learn going into college. It has made my 6 years of higher education nothing less than awesome. it is plan and simple and had you have thought of it in high school you wouldn't be on here bitchin about some faking ass girl. GO FOR THE SLUTS. that way every night is a good night. no courtship, no saying "oh you look so nice"... you just get drunk meet them at a party or a bar, wake up the next morning and she is giving you the same wierd look you are giving her, so you get her number and leave and if you ever want to fuck her again you call and do the whole thing over again. and that ladies and gents is BIG T dating advice! :D

 

and yeah i went to the prom with the biggest slut in my high school, and i fuck before, during and after the dance!!! ha!:cool:

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actually now that i think about it, i did go to prom in grade 11, some girl brought me i think, well i was supposed to meet her there, cause i didnt want to pay for a limo to go with some hoe i didnt even really know. but yeah i went to a house party before and got all drunk, then snuck in beers to the prom, me andmy boys made asses of ourselves. and peed under the tables and tipped over those helium cannisters. yeah. oh yeah the girl tried to bring me back to her hotel but i was too drunk and wanted to go to the after party so i told her to call me someother time, now that i think of it i havent seen her since.

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

 

I think she giggled because you have a small dick.......

 

oh no you di'int!!

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i decided that both my proms could go to hell. no way was i spending cash on some girl. so....let see....junior year prom i went with my friends to real late skatepark session in jersey i think, had way more fun that listening to shitty music and not dancing. ummmm senior year prom, i rode again and then went bombing. both were far better than the prom in my opinion. fuck it. my school has this gay thing where they make the kids take a bus from the school to wherever the prom is being held. i wanted so badly to hit the kids in their nice prom dresses and tux's with rotten eggs i'd been saving, god that wouldve been sweet revenge on everyone. hahahahahahahaha. fuck highschool.

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Ya know what I did every single year on prom night?

I FUCKING SAT AT HOME AND FELT SORRY FOR MYSELF!

 

Yeah thats right. No date, no limo, no tux, no sex, no party. I stayed the fuck home. Prom and everyone who goes gets two middle fingers from me.

 

And people wonder why I hate the world.

 

I wish everyone would have been aborted.

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