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Guest beardo

A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING

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Guest beardo

IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

 

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

 

IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING, READY, LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

 

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.

 

IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY

AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

 

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

 

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING, AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.

 

AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

 

WHAT AM I???????

 

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

 

 

 

 

toothbrush

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toothbrush..haha..i thought it would be that toronto teacher.

 

toothbrush = that kid's .....

orifice = teacher

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz
Originally posted by beardo

...WHAT AM I???????

 

 

 

 

 

 

bored at work

:)

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Guest beardo

Re: Re: A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING

 

Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz

 

bored at work

:)

 

 

 

ding

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Guest beardo

hey everybody, SYE brushes his teeth with a penis.

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Originally posted by beardo

hey everybody, SYE brushes his teeth with a penis.

 

that made me laugh out loud....now i feel dumb...

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Originally posted by beardo

hey everybody, SYE brushes his teeth with a penis.

 

Your mom brushes with my penis and then shares it with you, schinter-boy!

 

Nice comeback though for talking out your ass

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

My toothbrush doesn't have a hole on the other end.

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beards, have you by any chance read nacirema? It uses that same toothbrush thing in an attempt to get people to look it the world that surounds them with a sociological perspective.

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Guest platapie

i was startign to get bothered. hehehe lovin it

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Guest willy.wonka

i knew you were talkin about a toothbrush

 

it was turning me on and right when you said what it was....i went to go brush my teeth with much passion.

beardo..you are every molars dream.:D

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