Guest beardo Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING, READY, LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING, AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I??????? AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN.......... toothbrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 profound, beardo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Damn...I thought it was a pinworm. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 beardo .. forever `10yrs old. (the negative effects of the fountain of youth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 you love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 toothbrush..haha..i thought it would be that toronto teacher. toothbrush = that kid's ..... orifice = teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by beardo ...WHAT AM I??????? bored at work :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Turning back, she just laughs... The boulevard isnt that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Re: Re: A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz bored at work :) ding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 hey everybody, SYE brushes his teeth with a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by beardo hey everybody, SYE brushes his teeth with a penis. that made me laugh out loud....now i feel dumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 gas face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYE Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by beardo hey everybody, SYE brushes his teeth with a penis. Your mom brushes with my penis and then shares it with you, schinter-boy! Nice comeback though for talking out your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 BEERDO=FUNNY MOTHERFUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 My toothbrush doesn't have a hole on the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eros Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 beards, have you by any chance read nacirema? It uses that same toothbrush thing in an attempt to get people to look it the world that surounds them with a sociological perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 my toothbrush has scooby doo on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 i was startign to get bothered. hehehe lovin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 definate pub story. thanks beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 i knew you were talkin about a toothbrush it was turning me on and right when you said what it was....i went to go brush my teeth with much passion. beardo..you are every molars dream.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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