Guest 455 Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 I'm stuck at home today...fuckin' great-I'm outta fuckin' cigarettes,I don't have any beer-and I've been sober for 4 days---there isn't much of anything to eat around here----fuck! I guess one cool thing is that I'm selling my '76 LTD and am probably going to buy an '81 Cadillac Eldorado or a '79 Buick Riviera--I lost my license but I don't care----I'm gonna drive anyway-but I gonna drive like a Grandma-so getting pulled over won't be an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs quit your bitchin!!! im going back to bed. watch it:mad: 455..make sure you dont have any broken shit either that could get you pulled over like tail light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 and dont be doing to amny burn outs you skid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by 455 I'm stuck at home today...fuckin' great-I'm outta fuckin' cigarettes,I don't have any beer-and I've been sober for 4 days---there isn't much of anything to eat around here----fuck! I guess one cool thing is that I'm selling my '76 LTD and am probably going to buy an '81 Cadillac Eldorado or a '79 Buick Riviera--I lost my license but I don't care----I'm gonna drive anyway-but I gonna drive like a Grandma-so getting pulled over won't be an option. i drove without a license for almost a year and did fine... getting pulled over got me arrested and got my truck impounded tho... ended up paying almost $1500 to get my truck and my license back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 wine and chili fritos make my stomach feel vomitous and i have a headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 dood whats with you drinkin wine all the time... http://guitariste.com/articles/img/238-big-arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg'> GIRLY MEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 ::yawn:: yup..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 yup.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 earmuffs, i think i caught your sore throat. you should wash your hands before you come into this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 im still feeling that cold....drink slurpees thats what i did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 gargle salt water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 el barto? bojangles & iris? maybe i should stick around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 fucking hell.... worst day of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 hello ya'll i'm back an shit. yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 http://www.hategun.com/blog/images/costume_kotter.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 welcome what happened with that older lady with the kid you were fucking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 who? not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/moment_010.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 WOAH THERE Mr unstoppabible lets not get all nosy loooooooooooooooong story short , 1. i found out a person can have too much sex 2. i dont want to have another threesome with any of my future girls best girlfriend. 3.she only wanted me for the money she thought i had 4.poon gets loose after having three kids...its true 5.if you get one of those us cellular phantom phones....make sure you can pay the bill each month and dont let your stoned girlfriend have both phones one night and come back the next morning to realize the cunt downloaded 43 godamn ringtones at 2 bucks a pop... the fuck am i gonna assign spice girls wanna be my lover to?? 6. if you fuck on the first night you meet with her and she wants it in the ass............hit it and quit it. 7. i work with her now ex-husband 8. she dumped me? some crap about wanting to be single(code for i wanna ho around with many men and women and you aint got no money,oh ya cell phones got diconected have fun with the $900.00 bill in your name........sucker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 i see. the real question is, did you fuck her with your longboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 woo man i thought about that.. but a sad note the, cops took my board on the 5th of july for crossing the street and gave me a ticket/citation for two counts of disorderly conduct.. on account of every other word out of my mouth was fuck you pig and your mother fucking mr rodgers looking lackey. so they jumped on my ass infront of the lake celebration that was going on and walked me 4 blocks to some armory that they setup by the lake.....infront of EVERYONE in handcuffs.. i gotta pay 200 to get my board back and all i wanted was to get across the street with my eggroll in a hurry to the table so my beer didnt get warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Im off to the yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 fuck. i assume you have to pay the fine to get it back? "crossing the street"? you should try to take that citation to court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 yea no bikes and or vehicles of play in street. its a law $200 to get it back. i realized my tickets are so high cause i still rock the fuck out my maryland i.d card and yet the first time i got a ticket for $163 fer skating in the street two blocks from my house. the cop told me bikes arent allowed in the street at all but they just dont bother giving tickets to bikers unless they are obstructing traffic or drunk. i told the cop "my board is vegetarian so fuck off." the second ticket and tried to throw it over the bridge into the river so he wouldnt take it, but he let me keep it cause his shift was almost over and just gave me a $200 dollor citation for profanity and littering as well as skating in the street. man i aint never even owned a car....die wisconsin die p.s the pga is here in my town. tiger woods is staying a few blocks from my pad in this big ass brownstone.......thinkin about robbing his ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Originally posted by MOOGLE? bikes arent allowed in the street at all dood where teh fuck is this? tell me its not Maryland cuz im moving there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Originally posted by MOOGLE? i'm back an shit. congratulations. sup pistol? muffs? whats happ'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 just got back from the yard..not much else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs just got back from the yard..not much else you left and returned pretty quick, just the streakers or what? see anything cool roll in? *edit Page 370 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 naw muffypoo i'm stuck in sheboygan wisconsin swear to god all the black dudes that own cars get white girlfriends and make them drive in this town. bethesda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 fatbastard..... yeah just streaks and i was up on 90% of them already so there wasnt much left. MOOGLE?...... sheboygan hahahhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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